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David Marshall

@illdave.bsky.social

UX designer and developer by day, comic book creator at night. Honest miracles at reasonable prices.

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Southern states didn't complain about undocumented workers brought here on slave ships.
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11.10.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I completely forgot Marilyn Monroe was legally Norma Jean DiMaggio for a while. This must've been her Kennedy pass.

10.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thanks to President Fucknut, now's a great time to be a white collar criminal since the FBI isn't investigating them. #felon47 #magamorons #arewegreatyet #somuchwinning
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10.10.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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5 for 5: Attorney Dan Cogdell shares his five dealbreakers for hiring male lawyers
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10.10.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New edition #adaptordie

10.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2025 update #adaptordie

10.10.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe
1995 American graphic novel written by Garth Ennis, drawn by Doug Braithwaite, inked by Michael L. Halblieb and others, lettered by Bill Oakley, and horribly colored by Shannon Blanchard & Tom Smith.
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09.10.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Avengers #145, 1976. Cover art by Gil Kane and Dan Adkins, lettered by Danny Crespi. Interior story by Tony Isabella, illustrated by Don Heck and John Tartaglione, lettered by Dave Hunt, and colored by Don Warfield. The Assassin is hired to kill the Avengers.
www.comics.org/issue/29641

09.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Avengers #145, 1976

Avengers #145, 1976

Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe, 1995

Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe, 1995

The Assassin kills the Avengers (1976) vs. Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe (1995)

09.10.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bruce just had to wear that pointy-eared mask under the oxygen helmet.

09.10.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Geology Professor Siebert Demonstrates to his student Melanie how the fracking tecnik fucks our environment."

09.10.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Caption: "Geologieprofessor Siebert Demonstriert seiner studentin Melanie, wie die fracking - tecnik unsere umwelt fickt"

09.10.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"And then the liquid mixture with high drunk is injected into deeper layers. Do you also write with me?"

09.10.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Professor: "And then the liquid mixture with high drunk is injected into deeper layers. Do you also write with me?"

09.10.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Professor: "Und dann wird das flΓΌssigkeitsgemisch mit hohem drunk in tiefer liegende schichten eingespritzt. Schreiben sie auch mit?"

09.10.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

English: "I said, be careful with the cape, Mr. Wayne."

09.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Ich hatte doch gesagt: vorsicht mit dem cape, Mister Wayne."

09.10.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

English: Jurgens' attempt to convert a pack of lions to Christianity at least provided for the temporary saturation of the big cats.

09.10.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Jurgens versuch, ein rudel lΓΆwen zum christentum zu bekehren sorgte zumindest fur eine vorubergehende sattigung der grosskatzen"

09.10.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Weil ihre eltern swinger waren, wurden Lars und Kai vor der geburt vertauscht" (English "Because their parents were swingers, Lars and Kai were switched before birth.")

09.10.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"Wissen kann leben retten" ("Knowledge can save lives") by Martin Perscheid

"Wissen kann leben retten" ("Knowledge can save lives") by Martin Perscheid

"Wissen kann leben retten" ("Knowledge can save lives") by Martin Perscheid

"Wissen kann leben retten" ("Knowledge can save lives") by Martin Perscheid

"Der mond leuchtet nitch von selbst, er refletiert das sonnenlicht!" (Google translation: The moon does not shine by itself, it reflects the sunlight!) by German cartoonist Martin Perscheid, 2018

09.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ice T responded, "My name is ICE for a reason."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice-T

09.10.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Godfrey: He's brilliant because you don't know how he feels in any scene.
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09.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nick Turturro: He's so fucking brilliantly bad, he's a genius!
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09.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ice T shared this reel of Nick Turturro and Godfrey saying his acting is brilliantly bad "because you don't know how he feels in any scene." #creativeprocess #actingtechnique
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09.10.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Calpaldi vs. Delgado in "Doorway to Hell", a 2017 #doctorwho comics story written by Mark Wright for Pannini, with art by Mike Collins, John Ross, David A. Roach, and Staz Johnson.
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09.10.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fred Flintstone gets pulled over.
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09.10.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No matter how many black field hands he hires, Jerry Jones has always been a white supremacist.
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08.10.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't know Bad Bunny's music, but admire his performance art of making racists pop jump of the woodwork.

08.10.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@bsky.app, your search and hashtags aren't working.

08.10.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@illdave is following 20 prominent accounts