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Bluesky heard your criticism that its user base skewed too heavily toward the elder millennial demographic and compensated by adding ten million even older users

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

Doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him

Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich

donald trump gave elon musk the second controller and kept it unplugged

this is beyond amazing news

YouTube video by The Onion Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands | Onion News Network

Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands | Onion News Network

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

feels like a country girl’s snatch in here the way everyone is so corny

@leafhoe.bsky.social towi its me

BREAKING NEWS: Clickhole has purchased Ben Shapiro. not his website or anything, they’ve purchased his consciousness and physical vessel

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

hey guys just stepping out of my manhattan apartment. anything going on today

where did woah vicky vinegar go