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FPL fanatic of 20+ years… 7x Top 25k, 3x Top 10k, 2x Top 2.5k Best Finish: 1,914 OR, 1st in UAE

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You should have corrected him… Canada are supposed to pay that tariff… Right? Right??

04.10.2025 07:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#GW7

🌍 OR: 2.83m

⬅️ Wood & Porro
➡️ Gyokeres & Gabriel (-4)

🧢 Haaland

Last minute call on the Gabriel hit, and it might not pay off this week, but it’s bought me a more after the IB, bringing forward an inevitable move.

Fingers crossed!

And good luck folks!!!

#FPL

03.10.2025 17:58 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#GW6: Haaland Heroics!

👉🏻 70pts
🌍 OR: 4.97m > 2.83m

Well I did say I’d gone Bruno > Cunha 🏥 > Palmer 🏥 > Bruno ?

And the ? was a -1 missed pen 🫠🤣

Thankfully, Haaland (TC) saved the day 🍾

Not much else but a nice jump to my highest rank of the season (2.8m) 😅

#FPL

02.10.2025 00:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*sorry, 2 goals scored, not pens

28.09.2025 03:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would like to apologise to all Bruno owners… I have blood on my hands

I now have 2 Bruno pen misses to my name, and I’ve missed the 2 penalties scored 🤣🤣

28.09.2025 02:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#GW6

🌍 OR: 4.9m

Palmer > Bruno

Haaland 🧢 🧢 🧢

From Bruno to Cunha 🏥 to Palmer 🏥 back to Bruno 🤞🏻

Good luck folks!!!

#FPL

27.09.2025 10:09 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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#GW5: Palmer Pain!

👉🏻 36pts
🌍 OR: 4.1m > 4.9m

Another week, another red 🥴

Debating Roll, Bruno in, Palmer in, and yet again chose the worst possible option 😭 Chelsea going down to 10 was bad enough, until Palmer limped off 15 mins later 😆

Oh well, we go again!!

#FPL

22.09.2025 15:16 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#GW5

🌍 OR: 4.1m

Cunha > Palmer
Palmer 🧢 🥶

Could have rolled, very nearly did, but just fancied getting Palmer back in and sticking the armband on him.

Hope it works out!

Good luck folks!!!

#FPL

20.09.2025 10:48 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#GW4: FH Fail

👉🏻 72pts
🌍 OR: 5.5m > 4.1m

Under normal circumstances, a decent enough score and an ok green arrow… but leaving behind a team that scored 91pts if I rolled or 90pts with my most likely move is a bit gutting 😔

Was always the plan though

#FPL

20.09.2025 06:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣

18.09.2025 08:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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18.09.2025 05:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#GW4: Free Hit Week!

🌍 OR: 5.5m

Last week’s WC went fairly well (50pts, and up from 7.9m), but would have been SO much better if I hadn’t swapped Bruno > Cunho (598k apparently)

The plan was always FH this week, having WC with NFO assets and no LIV

Need a big week! 🙏🏻

Good luck folks!!

13.09.2025 10:29 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fresh off a stag in Hamburg, I'm joining the lads at Last Resort... Come join us...

09.09.2025 17:04 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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#GW3: Early WC Time!

🌍 OR: 7.9m

This wasn’t the plan… but an early transfer & then the surprise Strand Larsen Houdini act left me teetering on the brink…

A morning of debate, and I pushed the button 10 mins to deadline 😰

So here we go. Wish me luck! I could do with it 🤣

30.08.2025 10:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#GW2

🌍 OR: 5.8m

Georginio > Reijnders
🧢 Salah

Kicked myself for dropping Reijnders about two hours before GW1 kickoff, so rectified it before he rose in price.

Tough 50/50 on Dorgu v Anderson… goal threat v Home fixture & DefCons 🤞🏻

Good luck folks!!

#FPL

22.08.2025 17:50 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#GW1: Back with a Whimper

👉🏻 50pts
🌍 OR: 5.8m

Comfortably my worst GW1 rank of the last 9 years… “since (my) records began” (by a long way in fact)

Still, it’s a LONG way to go!!

And the silver lining is, that it’s gotta be green arrows from here… right??? 😰

#FPL

19.08.2025 16:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🤣🤣 Good luck to you too mate!

We’ll agree to disagree on the other bit 😆

16.08.2025 09:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cheers Mike! Good luck yourself

15.08.2025 18:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#GW1: We’re Back Baby!!

🌍 OR: T1

No transfers

🧢 Salah

It’s good to be back ☺️

Watkins & Pedro worry me. Wanted the big midfield… was on Anderson then Reijnders most of preseason, but decided today to trim Neco down and fund 6.0 mid 🤞🏻

Good luck folks!!

#FPL

15.08.2025 17:59 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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07.08.2025 09:57 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I completely agree. We don’t need these additional transfers.

Just saying, you can’t give 4 extra transfers to me cos I have 4 in AFCON and only 2 to someone else cos they had fewer.

(we should have no bonus transfers imo)

19.07.2025 15:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I see you point… but then it means owning AFCON players gives you more transfers than some who doesn’t (or owns fewer)

19.07.2025 15:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can’t be 4.0 even if he’s Liverpool’s backup still, surely!?

28.05.2025 17:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Would have been delighted with this rank at the start of the season, but a few 50/50’s in the last weeks (and missing the deadline) blew a Top 10k finish. 😢

Anyway, I wanted to land my 4th finish inside 22.5k in the last 5 years, and I did that.

Can’t wait for next season already!! 😃

2/2

27.05.2025 21:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#GW38: Deadline Dope

👉🏻 60pts
🌍 OR: 20.3k > 20.3k 🟢

Finally back from the Liverpool celebrations. What a weekend.

And that was the reason I missed my 1st deadline in forever

Can’t say for certain if Semenyo or Kluivert would have come in for KDB, but it could have been an amazing final day

1/2

27.05.2025 21:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m not! All good 🤣

22.05.2025 10:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh!

You parody another post and get an essay from be challenging it 🤣🤣🤣

22.05.2025 09:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Using your example year as a cut-off... only 16/17 and 17/18 saw 75pts even as low as 4th and 5th. Every year since, 2nd, 3rd max, sometimes no one outside the title winners

22.05.2025 08:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it's certainly true that 6th/7th have been far more capable of beating 2nd/3rd, but I don't think that's indicative of a weaker league, especially if you consider how far those lesser teams have gone in Europe.

I think there's less of a Top 4 absolutely dominating everyone else.

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22.05.2025 08:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

90+ is far from the norm in the title race, or it certainly wasn't pre-City era. Alex Ferguson hit 90 three times in 26 seasons.

Last season 8th had 2pts more, same in 2022/23. However, in 2021/22, 8th place had 6pts fewer. 2020/21, they had 3pts more, in 2019/20 they had 2pts fewer

(1/2)

22.05.2025 08:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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