Bearded Stoner

Great negotiating strategy - tell them word-for-word the exact lie that will get you to fold.

Clarity. Creativity. Economy of language. A.I. could never.

I have a PhD. Not using it; may sell it to you cheap.

We have copious evidence that Democratic mayors (not just Mamdani) are basically hostages of their police departments and...everybody's pretty much fine with it.

Did you know? You could go away now?

The first week's the hardest. You can do it.

"Meet me in Corntauk..."

If Gonzales kills himself, I'm ready to call things even.

As imminent as a Jets Superbowl victory...

Sorry I had to cancel our meeting. It's just that I can't take you seriously in a professional setting after seeing the IG post of you in a COWBOY PILLOWS t-shirt.

Granddaughters, eh? You look *amazing*!

OTOH I'm actually excited to vote for Hinojosa. But not delusional.

The prophecy states that Texas will elect a Democrat to statewide office the year I am able to move to another state. And I'm stuck here. So.

When Talarico loses in November, as Beto before him (twice), I hope we can put the White Man Electability argument to bed once and for all.

I can see why Loggins left him

These three things are as ruinous for young men as listening to this advice would be for the Democratic Party.

Correct answer.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

Is it bad when the people in charge of the weapons and bombs believe that an apocalyptic war is necessary for the return of their deity?

Sleep Welsh. Swedish dreams.

I'd like to stop being told I have to worship the military now. Thanks.

I know a lot of people are too young to remember our last clusterfuck in the Middle East, but let me tell you: a Democrat saying something even close to this about The Troops would have been flayed alive on the Senate floor.

I will become Evil Dad and form an Army of Darkness. My enemies shall be dead by dawn.

Just look at that messy bitch.

Yes we will. You get the book. I'll get the words right.

Not before me. Promise.

We. Ride.

No. Fuck no. I will punch god directly in the face.

The Civil War was only two Mitch McConnells ago!

I'm giving the dishes a bath right now. EERIE!