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War is home. he/him

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Great negotiating strategy - tell them word-for-word the exact lie that will get you to fold.

05.03.2026 05:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Clarity. Creativity. Economy of language. A.I. could never.

05.03.2026 04:11 — 👍 30    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 0

I have a PhD. Not using it; may sell it to you cheap.

05.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We have copious evidence that Democratic mayors (not just Mamdani) are basically hostages of their police departments and...everybody's pretty much fine with it.

05.03.2026 03:36 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Did you know? You could go away now?

05.03.2026 03:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The first week's the hardest. You can do it.

05.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Meet me in Corntauk..."

05.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If Gonzales kills himself, I'm ready to call things even.

05.03.2026 01:39 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As imminent as a Jets Superbowl victory...

05.03.2026 01:34 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Sorry I had to cancel our meeting. It's just that I can't take you seriously in a professional setting after seeing the IG post of you in a COWBOY PILLOWS t-shirt.

05.03.2026 01:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Granddaughters, eh? You look *amazing*!

05.03.2026 01:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

OTOH I'm actually excited to vote for Hinojosa. But not delusional.

04.03.2026 17:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The prophecy states that Texas will elect a Democrat to statewide office the year I am able to move to another state. And I'm stuck here. So.

04.03.2026 17:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When Talarico loses in November, as Beto before him (twice), I hope we can put the White Man Electability argument to bed once and for all.

04.03.2026 17:25 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

I can see why Loggins left him

04.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

These three things are as ruinous for young men as listening to this advice would be for the Democratic Party.

04.03.2026 01:18 — 👍 10    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0

Correct answer.

03.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

03.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it bad when the people in charge of the weapons and bombs believe that an apocalyptic war is necessary for the return of their deity?

03.03.2026 13:27 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Sleep Welsh. Swedish dreams.

03.03.2026 05:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd like to stop being told I have to worship the military now. Thanks.

03.03.2026 04:22 — 👍 14    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

I know a lot of people are too young to remember our last clusterfuck in the Middle East, but let me tell you: a Democrat saying something even close to this about The Troops would have been flayed alive on the Senate floor.

03.03.2026 04:20 — 👍 21    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

I will become Evil Dad and form an Army of Darkness. My enemies shall be dead by dawn.

03.03.2026 01:57 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just look at that messy bitch.

03.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes we will. You get the book. I'll get the words right.

03.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not before me. Promise.

03.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We. Ride.

03.03.2026 01:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No. Fuck no. I will punch god directly in the face.

03.03.2026 01:34 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

The Civil War was only two Mitch McConnells ago!

03.03.2026 01:23 — 👍 24    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

I'm giving the dishes a bath right now. EERIE!

03.03.2026 00:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0