Bearded Stoner

In one thousand years when all is ash and bone, a lone survivor will walk across the barren wasteland of all that remains. They will remember nothing of the world that was, except maybe that riff from Seven Nation Army.

Me: Rhea Seehorn is so good. I'd watch a show that was just her.
Vince Gilligan: Challenge accepted!

Sometimes being a parent means doing unpleasant things. Front-running for a team you have neither familial nor geographic ties will not be tolerated in this household. Boy's gotta learn.

My personal tiredness of the Eagles and my son's inexplicable determination to be a Chiefs fan has now led me to root for the plucky Dallas Cowboys for two weeks running. God help us all.

Illegal orders military members have no problem following, turns out.

But where would Democrats get the idea that military members might be given illegal orders???

Are any of the men in the press corps going to ask Trump to stop denigrating their colleagues or are they enjoying this?

ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.

Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...

Louisiana failed this young man smh

This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.

"It's hard to lick boots, they taste bad." Get fucked.

Well, I can still feel things. Terrible things.

They always do this. In Iraq, we couldn't afford withdrawal "no matter what you thought of the decision to invade." Wall Street's' poor decisions had to be underwritten by main street in 2008 because the banks were "too big to fail." It's always "our abominable judgment must be consequence-free."

The complete hopeless emptiness of these people, man.

Chiefs at home v. Colts on the road presents a crisp and stunning uniform color contrast. It's easy to get caught up in the competition and forget what it's all about.

the pope, singing, really looking into it

Ooohhhh
it's so good, it's so good, it's so good, it's so good
It's so good...

Did you know that every state has places you can drive to in your car, drink as much alcohol as you want, and drive away in your car? It's totally legal and nobody can stop you!

Or, in other words, murdered them without justification over the objection of people who are charged with upholding the law, bearing in mind there's been no evidence presented that they're drug traffickers, not that that's a death penalty offense or within our jurisdiction at all.

We're having fun. But, if I can be earnest for a moment: I want to make it abundantly clear. These people are awful and I wish them nothing but the worst.

I mean I'm all for Schumer calling him a fascist to his face in the Oval Office...

It's a disgrace how prevalent weed smell is in public spaces nowadays. My children shouldn't have to experience this until they go to a party in college and realize, hey, it smells like dad's jacket in here.

I didn't even know the "Jailbait" singer had gone into journalism.

She Lizza on my Nuzzi til I rfkjr.

"It'll be fine," I said. "I only need to know enough about these people to make jokes," I said.

Arkansas head football coach Marjorie Taylor Greene

Way to body an entire generation.

New Orleans? New Orleans is where you discover "Fuck Around and Find Out" are just words.

"Wishing Stone" got its hooks in me.

The whole album just kept growing on me. I tell you, diving into the other projects of Tweedy band members has been pretty rewarding.

Song Hallelujah (not that one) by band Case Oats. Photo is of their album cover featuring lead singer Casey Walker with her eyes clothes, wearing a work shirt jacket over a white t-shirt

You should always listen to a song that includes lyrics such as "you should feel bad if it makes you feel better," "your sister would break his fucking bones," and "you deserve milkshakes and home runs."