Scott Von Doviak

Did he also dream he used to be Roger Moore?

I'll get back to "party unity" as soon as the Senate Minority Leader tells us if he voted for the Democratic party nominee for mayor of his city.

I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.

Retire, you useless phony.

FAA prohibits most private jets at 12 major airports amid shutdown's air traffic staffing problems The new restrictions come less than a week after the FAA ordered commercial airlines to cut flights due to air traffic controller staffing shortfalls.

Oh well NOW the Senate deal makes sense

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As I said last night on MSNBC as the news broke that eight Senate Democrats were joining the GOP: This must be the end for Chuck Schumer as Senate Democratic leader.

“We kept @schumer.senate.gov informed throughout”

Translation: Schumer quarterbacked it and made sure only Dems not up for re-election voted to cave

What you need to understand, honey, is that the Democrats know what they’re doing. Every move is shrewd even if it SEEMS terrible. They’ve been doing this for a long time, okay? They are just victims of bad luck! YOU’VE never had bad luck? Come on now.

I'm no political expert, but there has got to be someone in the state of fucking New York who can primary Schumer and send him to a nice farm upstate.

Would be quite a heel turn.

Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.

Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in

Just a reminder that I wrote an Anthony Award nominated pulp thriller that I would love for you all to read.

My five-star review of A Violent Masterpiece from Goodreads.

Start your weekend right by pre-ordering A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE by @jordanharper.bsky.social!

Ok I had to go find the clip bc this is the energy I will be bringing when anyone ever asks me if I use this ugly nonsense

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQun5Qr...

Oh, fuck no.

Making of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood oversized book.

Good lord, I could kill an elephant with this thing. But I won't.

Return of the Nigerian Prince Redux: Beware Book Club and Book Review Scams - Writer Beware A few weeks ago, I wrote about a rising and extremely prolific marketing scam that I’ve been able to trace back to operators in Nigeria. Using highly personalized (AI-generated) email solicitations th...

From one of those scam emails going around, supposedly from a book club. share.google/CSYuoPulUqXy...

Excerpt from AI-generated scam email comparing Lowdown Road to a cross between Easy Rider and the Book of Ecclesiastes.

Always a joy to hear from my AI readers. They really get me.

If the top Democrat in the Senate can't say he voted blue no matter who, why would they ever expect it of us?

A friend's son had an assignment to write about a historical figure and picked Prince.

Oh, no reason.

I do! He wrote a book my father had, Twelve Months in Maine.

I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.

Welcome to social media! I see you want to discuss an incredibly popular pop culture phenomenon. Please choose from one of the two following options:

1) anyone who enjoys this should be sterilized

2) anyone who doesn’t enjoy this is only doing so out of oppositional defiance disorder

Walk it off, Vlad.

Hey, this is the last game where umpires can get away with horseshit strike calls like that.

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Oh shit, the bullpen guys are running in for the brawl!

Boba Shett!