Did he also dream he used to be Roger Moore?
11.11.2025 14:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@vondoviak.bsky.social
Edgar and Anthony Award-nominated author of CHARLESGATE CONFIDENTIAL and LOWDOWN ROAD. Repped by The Story Factory.
Did he also dream he used to be Roger Moore?
11.11.2025 14:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'll get back to "party unity" as soon as the Senate Minority Leader tells us if he voted for the Democratic party nominee for mayor of his city.
I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.
Retire, you useless phony.
10.11.2025 21:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh well NOW the Senate deal makes sense
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/10/g...
As I said last night on MSNBC as the news broke that eight Senate Democrats were joining the GOP: This must be the end for Chuck Schumer as Senate Democratic leader.
10.11.2025 14:47 โ ๐ 959 ๐ 244 ๐ฌ 70 ๐ 19โWe kept @schumer.senate.gov informed throughoutโ
Translation: Schumer quarterbacked it and made sure only Dems not up for re-election voted to cave
What you need to understand, honey, is that the Democrats know what theyโre doing. Every move is shrewd even if it SEEMS terrible. Theyโve been doing this for a long time, okay? They are just victims of bad luck! YOUโVE never had bad luck? Come on now.
10.11.2025 02:35 โ ๐ 878 ๐ 51 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 1I'm no political expert, but there has got to be someone in the state of fucking New York who can primary Schumer and send him to a nice farm upstate.
09.11.2025 23:28 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Would be quite a heel turn.
09.11.2025 23:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
Just a reminder that I wrote an Anthony Award nominated pulp thriller that I would love for you all to read.
08.11.2025 13:55 โ ๐ 28 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2My five-star review of A Violent Masterpiece from Goodreads.
Start your weekend right by pre-ordering A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE by @jordanharper.bsky.social!
08.11.2025 16:42 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Ok I had to go find the clip bc this is the energy I will be bringing when anyone ever asks me if I use this ugly nonsense
x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQun5Qr...
Oh, fuck no.
08.11.2025 16:15 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Making of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood oversized book.
Good lord, I could kill an elephant with this thing. But I won't.
06.11.2025 17:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0From one of those scam emails going around, supposedly from a book club. share.google/CSYuoPulUqXy...
06.11.2025 15:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Excerpt from AI-generated scam email comparing Lowdown Road to a cross between Easy Rider and the Book of Ecclesiastes.
Always a joy to hear from my AI readers. They really get me.
06.11.2025 14:47 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0If the top Democrat in the Senate can't say he voted blue no matter who, why would they ever expect it of us?
04.11.2025 21:46 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A friend's son had an assignment to write about a historical figure and picked Prince.
04.11.2025 15:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh, no reason.
04.11.2025 13:07 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I do! He wrote a book my father had, Twelve Months in Maine.
03.11.2025 14:19 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
01.11.2025 20:55 โ ๐ 4026 ๐ 965 ๐ฌ 74 ๐ 48Welcome to social media! I see you want to discuss an incredibly popular pop culture phenomenon. Please choose from one of the two following options:
1) anyone who enjoys this should be sterilized
2) anyone who doesnโt enjoy this is only doing so out of oppositional defiance disorder
Walk it off, Vlad.
02.11.2025 03:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hey, this is the last game where umpires can get away with horseshit strike calls like that.
02.11.2025 03:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh shit, the bullpen guys are running in for the brawl!
02.11.2025 01:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Boba Shett!
02.11.2025 01:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0