Scott Von Doviak

Forever a chump.

Damn, she looks like someone just killed her dog.

a woman is sitting on a couch reading a magazine and the word that 's is on the screen . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch reading a magazine and the word that 's is on the screen .

I've already gotten three fundraising texts from James Talarico today.

Check your precinct! (Or vote two weeks ago like I did.)

What, "I just felt like it" isn't enough?

ANTHONY AWARD NOMINATIONS ARE OPEN: If you're a Bouchercon voter, please consider nominating either or both of RHP's 2 eligible collections! Thanks again for your support.

Dorks will be the death of us.

what if we did 2003 again but with even stupider people in charge of everything

Copies of Lowdown Road and Charlesgate Confidential in the LCC book room.

Four o'clock today! Dark humor panel with @mindycarlson.bsky.social and @writelarrywrite.lawrenceallanwrites.com at Left Coast Crime! Miss it at your peril.

Sheeeeit.

If you're looking for funny and intense writing check out @jamesdfhannah.bsky.social and his Shamus Award winning Henry Malone series

View of the Bay Bridge from the Ferry Bldg patio.

Current view.

This is already more fun than the entire "new era" so far. #Survivor50

What is the point of a website asking if it should trust this browser? As if it will be remembered next time you log in?

So I guess it's been a while since I opened X, but I see it's now living up to it's name. Just full-on hardcore porn, not hidden in any way.

One week from today! Assuming I make it out of Alcatraz alive.

“There’s a common assumption that my movies are exposés,” Mr. Wiseman said in a 2011 interview for this obituary (from the New York Times).

I too would like to be interviewed for my obituary 15 years before my death.

Started watching BULLITT without remembering Robert Duvall is in it, but sure enough, there he is. RIP.

Wow, that's a sentence that just keeps on going until 👀

Holy cats my book is coming out in 30ish days! I have a few interviews coming up over the next few weeks, but if you need any content for your bookish podcasts, substacks, blogs, thoughts, talks, etc… I am available for any and all! Here to talk lady crime fiction all day!

Does no one ever ask this guy why he's so ill-informed about everything? I think that's legitimate question for the Speaker of the House.

But if not for Ring cameras, think of how many videos of people slipping on ice we'd be denied.

"I can't understand a word he's saying. Let's watch Kid Rock perform 'Bawitaba.'"

Apropos of nothing, Red Sox pitchers and catchers report on Tuesday!

These commercials are setting a new record for hideous de-aging.

Cliff Booth!

Advance praise for the debut collection by @marythor.bsky.social. Out March 15th from RHP Press. #literaryfiction #crimefiction #darkfiction

Y’all, #LeftCoastCrime is coming up on Feb 26th! It’s one of my favorite conferences! And this year in San Fran! If you’re there, come and find me. If you’re in the area, they have day passes! Come find your favorite new mystery writer. #writing #booksky