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4 min into Marty Supreme and grossed out

get your pussy together. I'm back in town

tryna spit in someones face or hole and missing is funny to me. cause, damn I just spit all over my bed lol

I pray I never fall in love with a man that makes content for tiktok. The "struggling artist" thing is too much to ask

😂

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Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties

Former Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Arrested Andrew, who has faced scrutiny over his ties to Jeffrey Epstein, was taken into custody "on suspicion of misconduct in public office."

Former Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested

Hired a black landscaper and this man is so fine with his waves and gold tooth lol

Have any of you tried the 'Factor 75' meal prep service?

niggas really do get creamy when you're hitting it right. like how you just get wetter outta nowhere?

Barack and Michelle Obama received a standing ovation at the NBA All-Star Game—Happy Black History Month 🙏🏾

imma choose a stall over a urinal everytime

Megan Thee Stallion’s upcoming anime series is reportedly titled ‘Hotties.’

The series will be produced by The Boondocks producer Carl Jones and is set to release soon on Prime Video.

*offers to call in a bomb threat so you don't have to go to work*

waiting for the morning wood to go away so you can go to the gym

My coworker told me "have a good holiday weekend." I had to Google what holiday it was.

My boy Peter Griffin was about to turn that chicken into some tenders!

And yet, it still makes sense.

I need to schedule a "remove my data from your database, opt-out, close unused accounts, change passwords" day.

he isn't dying fast enough

I'm not tryna be a grandmaster. I'd be happy to rate over 1,000

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paying all your bills through apps

ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.

ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.

If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...

I really do watch that Hereditary dinner scene monologue too much

FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.

From @aljazeera.com : “ICE’s budget went to $75 BILLION - more than all but 15 militaries… $45B to detention (GEO GROUP & CORE CIVIC), larger than the budget for the entire federal prison system… ICE’s budget could cover Medicaid for 2 million Americans…”

Cruelty is big business.

lemme buy a bottle to celebrate- just in case

I dislocated my shoulder. And, The pain was unbearable until it popped back into place. It made the grossest sound that reminded me of separating chicken quarters.

now I keep thinking about how I'm made of meat.

On my 3rd Balatro explainer video.........

Screenshot of a Twitter post from James Fishback which reads Don Lemon is lucky he's not getting hanged in the public square for ransacking a church. Then there’s a quote post from Remarks which reads BREAKING: Don Lemon has been arrested by Federal agents. There’s a photo of Lemon and the DOJ seal

This is a Republican candidate for Governor.

He’s also been accused of having an inappropriate sexual relationship with a minor when she was a student and he was working with her school board.

This is the GOP.

This is what they support. Racist, misogynistic predators.