traumahawk

a little handmade Naruto

Knitruto

but that cat looks like it can SHRED

A photo of a small white cat standing on a plastic tote rubbing his face on an acoustic guitar

I got a well behaved orange cat on accident so the world punished me with a chaos goblin that looks like if a printer was running out of toner

I have neither the space nor the time for your continuum.

that's a great idea because I am building a religion!

Have to force myself out of bed in the rain in order to create a Cake Meetup Group in which we all meet at a park and bring different cakes to sample, and rate them in a kindly, delicious competition then share recipies

You know he done been having mischeviois adventures!!

blonde kid with tiger

I just saw Calvin and Hobbes, my dudes

I hate when the president spawns in on the roof and breaks all his pathfinding

An AP screenshot

Hahahahahahaha what? Who is gonna want to visit this hellscape?

did you speak with said bee?

A strong gust of wind just blew me to the other side of town and everybody here loves me ! They think im unique enough to be celebrated

shells of green and pink

grey dinos in a box

orange cactus flower with quarts and amythist

very fine collection feat. Ganesha

a few Nice Things

When my mom had one stroke, the EMT who arrived thought her aphasia was her being drunk, and suggested she just sleep it off.

This is *common*.

People regularly go to the ER with strokes, blood clots, hemorrhaging, all manner of horrifying stuff, only to be brushed off as not serious.

I wear heavy boots so my head doesn't float off

lmao how else they gon spend their time tho

shipping you virtual green chile stew

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

A drawing of a pigeon saying fuck em with a $2 bill

You don’t gotta take! That! Shit!

I do admire the branding of Lunchables where it doesn’t promise a child a good lunch, it promises an item that has the ability to achieve lunch

Jazz haters suck

a poster advertising deliciously hot green chiles

hatch green chile pepperd

the time is upont us

This photo of Japan's largest active volcano, Sakurajima, doesn't do any justice to its magnitude and beauty. Humbling.

The warning sign, as to what to do if it erupts, is amazing.

Plans for the second day in Japan.

- see volcano ✔️
- go buy more records.....

by age 30 you should:

- have a bluesky
- post 100 times a day minimum
- be 36 actually

Sitting on my deck talking to my new bestie 🦉

buncha haunted numbers at a dumpster its grey or blue

saw a spooky scavange

she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious

Tulip says Goodnight

damn. RIP. >.<