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traumahawk

@abarelightbulb.bsky.social

film maker, TBTL Ten, petter of random cats, checkin out the moon. I tell too many stories. Welcome up, if you've time to spare.

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RETVRN www.theguardian.com/books/2014/m... #MedievalSky

01.03.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a turtle is walking across a metal beam Alt: Gamera, a large turtle spins on a metal beam in a feat few anticipated
02.03.2026 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

smaller turtles

02.03.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

None of this is how any of this works.

02.03.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yea, that’s real nice! thank you

02.03.2026 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope a well-groomed bari sax player follows you around and plays a tasty lick every time something terrible doesn’t happen to you

01.03.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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Mothra

23.02.2026 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 312    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Please make a terrible ruckus about this, if you live in Oregon

01.03.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 384    πŸ” 292    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

β€œMek, rumble” - Beautiful Scampi of the lamplight eyes

02.03.2026 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scrolling through the ol doom feed and stopped bc I saw your art and said to myself, β€œthat there’s Amelia!” So happy to see your work in any form, truly

02.03.2026 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Never wanna leave a world where something so majestic strides

01.03.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Grey wolf

01.03.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

fred internet

01.03.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A digital sign in a snowy landscape displays two messages: "DO NOT LET MOOSE" and "LICK YOUR CAR."

A digital sign in a snowy landscape displays two messages: "DO NOT LET MOOSE" and "LICK YOUR CAR."

Don’t let hippos sniff mopeds
Or a deer chew your bike
Hide big wheels from gators
They know what they like
Geese love to rub rowboats
Ducks will tickle your van
Rabbits snuggle with tractors
Whenever they can
Squirrels smooch skateboards
If a door’s left ajar
And whatever you do

01.03.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 345    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2

Can you share your recipe?

01.03.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brah up liftin’ and feelin’ fine

01.03.2026 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a β€œchonk taunt” I believe it is called

01.03.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna eat so many beans on toast this day, hoo-boy!!!

01.03.2026 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drinking game: drink every time attachment causes suffering.

01.03.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For a website full of people with heavy student loan debt, reading comprehension levels On Here leave a lot to be desired.

01.03.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Nice Bronto

01.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

proposal: everything stop sucking for one day

28.02.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 323    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1
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Saw some nice blossoms

28.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not having a Baja blast
I’m having a Baja hard time

28.02.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*vinyl scratch*
YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
*scampering noises*
106.9
*gekkering*
VIXEN FM
*maddened cackles*
WHERE WE TRANSMIT REAL PROPAGANDA AND CONSPIRACIES, FROM REAL VIXENS
*static interference*
*occult chanting*
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S RADIO STATION
*Tool - Prison Sex starts playing*

28.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
noodles and broth with jalapeΕ„o and cilantro in a yellow bowl

noodles and broth with jalapeΕ„o and cilantro in a yellow bowl

Pho is what’s pho breakfast

28.02.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was my tv’s favorite kid growing up.

28.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Camouflage shows a monster poorly hiding behind a building with not a monster hotel and spa written on it.

Camouflage shows a monster poorly hiding behind a building with not a monster hotel and spa written on it.

At number 2 is Camouflage. Inspired by my old cat who was regularly surprised I could spot her hiding in a shoebox ready to attack my ankles. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...

28.02.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

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