traumahawk 🍁🦇

Screenshot of a tweet by me dated 2022. There is a photo of my brown tuxedo. tabby Fergus and the text reads "Fraud alert: local woman makes conflicting statements about her cat, claiming he both a big strong man and a tiny potato boy"

Someone just reminded me that Fergus was the subject of this tweet years ago that turned into a minorly viral meme. So if you do an image search for 'big strong man tiny potato boy' right now all the top results are Fergus. 🥹

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

A water spillway the top lip of the spillway has golden brown leaves caught up against it highlighting the arch shape.

Autumn's arch

🥹 ooh, thank you. needed this from the bottom of my sickly heart. always a pleasure to see you on the TL (bc i chuckle very hard) and your outfits always are on point

A painting on a wall of a bear with lasers shooting out of its eyes. Text under the painting says “Laser Bear Don’t Care”

street art in Austin, Texas / arte callejero en Austin, Texas

the arc of the moral universe is long but bends towards me crying in my car

puddins asleep

how I wish this was me, an epic poem

could use a compliment rul bad

What's Shakin...??? I'm Tina Taranova

I can’t believe this never got a movie deal.

sorry I started beat boxing when you were telling me about your car accident

should i consider sneakin up on my meals so they don't have time to plot my inevitable indigestion?

WWII "Friend" poster series from the Allied Forces, originally demonstrating the various Allied forces (British, Australian, Chinese, French, Dutch, etc.) and their appearances It reads: "This man is your FRIEND He fights for FREEDOM" The image is a sepia/black and white toned image of the Portland Frog protester, simply labelled FROG

The Unseen Elder from Witcher 3 a powerful vampire with no shirt standing on a cliff in the wind with bats flying around him

aura-farming outside a dead mall

if ur ever lonely just remember that love is all around us. love has us fully surrounded and is demanding we come out with our hands up. love has opened fire and there are multiple reported fatalities

The dang moon during the day

go to bed dumbass

oh, lovely!

flickadeez

just very sick and sick and tired at the same time, i promise nothing is Wrong

a cold ravioli in the shower

you can eat a cold ravioli in the shower in between job hunting and lying down

dasharez0ne skeleton explains things

tis!

with alt text so everyone can read

it is so funny how narcissistic people get mad at you when you know your worth

i'm serious, tho! many an orange parking cone was tossed about into a chainlink fence

"Bye."

Dispatches from somewhere in North Carolina-- there was a big fight at the dump, and i was at the dump, and it was about 2 in the afternoon yesterdee

illusion never changed into something real 🎶

I get it eclipse, my totality is dark as well.