Barça News&Negativity

FT: Barça 1, PSG 2 (Ferrán; don't care who). We played alright, but honestly could have done better to prevent those two goals.

And a yellow to Lamine Yamal, to cap it off.

It looks offside to me, but what do I know.

Goddammit. PSG score on the 91 minute.

Lucho is so high-strung, bless him, he makes Hansi look like a beacon of calm.

Now Eric García is down, Christensen subbed in. On the stands, ter Stegen looks like he's watching an execution, and not even one of the fun ones, like a billionaire.

Hold my drink, I'm going to bite the referee.

Oh, come on! That's a yellow for Casadó but not the foulds on Pedri?!

If those bastards don't stop kicking Pedri, I'm going to bite someone.

Dani Olmo, Marcus Rashford and Pau Cubarsí out for Grandpa Lewy, Marc Casadó, and Balde.

PSG is on the Foul Express now that Barça are again having chances.

Even if you can't stop him any other way, fouling Lamine Yamal is still a foul.

Yellow to Dani Olmo. He was framed! He didn't even bite the guy!

Szczęsny auditioning for the Cirque du Soleil.

Like a horror movie, the individual ship streams are going out, one by one...

If Flick is giving out hugs, I want one.

It's either constant and overwhelming world domination or disaster, which obviously is a super healthy mindset to have!

Watch this at the same time as the match, it'll hardly be more stressful.

We're letting PSG have wayyyyy too many chances. Our shitty defending only works if we're also have chances.

Come the fuck on, 5 Barça players surrounding him and you still let him shoot that cross? Just kick him in the ankle!

Goal PSG. Because defending is for the weak.

45 - Barcelona have scored in each of their last 45 matches in all competitions (127 goals), achieving the best scoring streak in their history, surpassing the 44 matches between November 1942 and February 1944. Machine.

"what if you played psychotic 2015 style German football but with some of the greatest technical and creative players in the world" it turns out it's amazing but it's not not psychotic

Barcelona have been really good so far, scored one of the perfect goals already

and also every opportunity to watch their deeply perverse defensive approach can't be missed -- a minute ago they were holding a defensive line against a ball carrier two just yards upfield of the line

#ucl-live

Holy sugar, Szczęsny!

He can't believe it, and neither can we. Excellent cross from... Rashford??

GOAL FERRÁN!!!!

A relatively cautious start to the match, neither of the teams want to give up an early goal. A couple of chances both ways.

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

the two sides of sports fandom in a single clip