CRUSH!! (READ BLACKWIDOW APOCALYPSE!!)

The Orchestrator unloads a burst from her machine gun, while at the same time keeping her laser trained upward. ORCHESTRATOR: you cannot evade my gunfire in mid-air and must manifest a shield with which to block. Indeed, she's right -- Ingrid swells her left arm into a huge mass of teeth and holds it in front of her. The bullets ping off of it harmlessly. ORCHESTRATOR: and when a flesh witch exceeds her caloric reserves her body begins to cannibalize itself. Ingrid's right arm "pops", leaving nothing behind but a small spray of blood. She clenches her teeth.

From the stump of her right arm, Ingrid forces out a mass of liquid flesh that quickly solidifies into a huge, muscular arm. INGRID: I don't care what it costs... As she plummets downward, she throws a punch. The fist she's created is larger than most of the Orchestrator's body. INGRID: I'll END you. The force of the punch rips through the Orchestrator and into the ground beyond her. The shockwaves travel deep into the stone, splitting off a huge chunk of the platform. SFX: fucking BOOOOOM

The amount of energy required to throw such a huge punch has eaten the rest of Ingrid's limbs. The remains of her body plummet from the top of the crumbling tower to the bottom of Nowhere, where she lands with a thud.

Meanwhile, Ren-Anji and Rudeboy stare each other down in the sewers above Nowhere. RUDEBOY: You wanna fight me...? Why? REN-ANJI: I've been thinking. The memory of Bastardsword looms over Ren-Anji as he speaks. REN-ANJI: Hendrick Bastardsword has done irreparable damage to your family. He separated you from your sister. Indirectly, he is responsible for your current state. I am the last remaining thread of his legacy. Rudeboy remains silent, just watching. REN-ANJI: Isabel and Mallory have already dealt with him. But you also deserve someone to hold accountable. He raises his right hand and places it on the hilt of Rotten Blossom. REN-ANJI: Now draw. Face me.

Settle up

mourn

mourn

mourn

types of mourn:

im gonna P in the zoo

Beat Lies of P. was really good! Bout to start the DLC

The Orchestrator unloads a burst from her machine gun, while at the same time keeping her laser trained upward. ORCHESTRATOR: you cannot evade my gunfire in mid-air and must manifest a shield with which to block. Indeed, she's right -- Ingrid swells her left arm into a huge mass of teeth and holds it in front of her. The bullets ping off of it harmlessly. ORCHESTRATOR: and when a flesh witch exceeds her caloric reserves her body begins to cannibalize itself. Ingrid's right arm "pops", leaving nothing behind but a small spray of blood. She clenches her teeth.

From the stump of her right arm, Ingrid forces out a mass of liquid flesh that quickly solidifies into a huge, muscular arm. INGRID: I don't care what it costs... As she plummets downward, she throws a punch. The fist she's created is larger than most of the Orchestrator's body. INGRID: I'll END you. The force of the punch rips through the Orchestrator and into the ground beyond her. The shockwaves travel deep into the stone, splitting off a huge chunk of the platform. SFX: fucking BOOOOOM

The amount of energy required to throw such a huge punch has eaten the rest of Ingrid's limbs. The remains of her body plummet from the top of the crumbling tower to the bottom of Nowhere, where she lands with a thud.

Meanwhile, Ren-Anji and Rudeboy stare each other down in the sewers above Nowhere. RUDEBOY: You wanna fight me...? Why? REN-ANJI: I've been thinking. The memory of Bastardsword looms over Ren-Anji as he speaks. REN-ANJI: Hendrick Bastardsword has done irreparable damage to your family. He separated you from your sister. Indirectly, he is responsible for your current state. I am the last remaining thread of his legacy. Rudeboy remains silent, just watching. REN-ANJI: Isabel and Mallory have already dealt with him. But you also deserve someone to hold accountable. He raises his right hand and places it on the hilt of Rotten Blossom. REN-ANJI: Now draw. Face me.

Settle up

thank you

nah im just bad at video games

As the two arms fly towards Ingrid, she notices a spot on one of them where the light doesn't reach. INGRID (VO): Shadow. Front of the drill. Ingrid releases her grip on the cable and drops down into the aforementioned shadow on the drill arm. From there, she launches herself towards the sword arm, bouncing off of it as well. The entire time, the Orchestrator is firing lasers at her. INGRID (VO): If I can just make it down...! The Orchestrator's screen face flashes a grinning skull as she raises her machine gun arm into frame. ORCHESTRATOR: idiocy.

The Orchestrator unloads a burst from her machine gun, while at the same time keeping her laser trained upward. ORCHESTRATOR: you cannot evade my gunfire in mid-air and must manifest a shield with which to block. Indeed, she's right -- Ingrid swells her left arm into a huge mass of teeth and holds it in front of her. The bullets ping off of it harmlessly. ORCHESTRATOR: and when a flesh witch exceeds her caloric reserves her body begins to cannibalize itself. Ingrid's right arm "pops", leaving nothing behind but a small spray of blood. She clenches her teeth.

From the stump of her right arm, Ingrid forces out a mass of liquid flesh that quickly solidifies into a huge, muscular arm. INGRID: I don't care what it costs... As she plummets downward, she throws a punch. The fist she's created is larger than most of the Orchestrator's body. INGRID: I'll END you. The force of the punch rips through the Orchestrator and into the ground beyond her. The shockwaves travel deep into the stone, splitting off a huge chunk of the platform. SFX: fucking BOOOOOM

The amount of energy required to throw such a huge punch has eaten the rest of Ingrid's limbs. The remains of her body plummet from the top of the crumbling tower to the bottom of Nowhere, where she lands with a thud.

Spent

Secret Soulslike tech: If you're stuck on a boss, complain online about them and go to bed, then try again tomorrow. works 100% of the time

They don't even know about Wild Arms 3

bro how the FUCK do you beat Laxasia this shit is impossible

ive enjoyed all the bosses except for these guys

fuck the black rabbit brotherhood. all my homies hate the black rabbit brotherhood

As the two arms fly towards Ingrid, she notices a spot on one of them where the light doesn't reach. INGRID (VO): Shadow. Front of the drill. Ingrid releases her grip on the cable and drops down into the aforementioned shadow on the drill arm. From there, she launches herself towards the sword arm, bouncing off of it as well. The entire time, the Orchestrator is firing lasers at her. INGRID (VO): If I can just make it down...! The Orchestrator's screen face flashes a grinning skull as she raises her machine gun arm into frame. ORCHESTRATOR: idiocy.

The Orchestrator unloads a burst from her machine gun, while at the same time keeping her laser trained upward. ORCHESTRATOR: you cannot evade my gunfire in mid-air and must manifest a shield with which to block. Indeed, she's right -- Ingrid swells her left arm into a huge mass of teeth and holds it in front of her. The bullets ping off of it harmlessly. ORCHESTRATOR: and when a flesh witch exceeds her caloric reserves her body begins to cannibalize itself. Ingrid's right arm "pops", leaving nothing behind but a small spray of blood. She clenches her teeth.

From the stump of her right arm, Ingrid forces out a mass of liquid flesh that quickly solidifies into a huge, muscular arm. INGRID: I don't care what it costs... As she plummets downward, she throws a punch. The fist she's created is larger than most of the Orchestrator's body. INGRID: I'll END you. The force of the punch rips through the Orchestrator and into the ground beyond her. The shockwaves travel deep into the stone, splitting off a huge chunk of the platform. SFX: fucking BOOOOOM

The amount of energy required to throw such a huge punch has eaten the rest of Ingrid's limbs. The remains of her body plummet from the top of the crumbling tower to the bottom of Nowhere, where she lands with a thud.

Spent

Suspended high in the air, Ingrid clings to one of the Orchestrator's wires with one hand as the laser begins to disperse the shadows covering her body. INGRID (VO): Can't hold the shape...! The Orchestrator flings her sword and drill arms upward to strike Ingrid while she's pinned down.

As the two arms fly towards Ingrid, she notices a spot on one of them where the light doesn't reach. INGRID (VO): Shadow. Front of the drill. Ingrid releases her grip on the cable and drops down into the aforementioned shadow on the drill arm. From there, she launches herself towards the sword arm, bouncing off of it as well. The entire time, the Orchestrator is firing lasers at her. INGRID (VO): If I can just make it down...! The Orchestrator's screen face flashes a grinning skull as she raises her machine gun arm into frame. ORCHESTRATOR: idiocy.

The Orchestrator unloads a burst from her machine gun, while at the same time keeping her laser trained upward. ORCHESTRATOR: you cannot evade my gunfire in mid-air and must manifest a shield with which to block. Indeed, she's right -- Ingrid swells her left arm into a huge mass of teeth and holds it in front of her. The bullets ping off of it harmlessly. ORCHESTRATOR: and when a flesh witch exceeds her caloric reserves her body begins to cannibalize itself. Ingrid's right arm "pops", leaving nothing behind but a small spray of blood. She clenches her teeth.

From the stump of her right arm, Ingrid forces out a mass of liquid flesh that quickly solidifies into a huge, muscular arm. INGRID: I don't care what it costs... As she plummets downward, she throws a punch. The fist she's created is larger than most of the Orchestrator's body. INGRID: I'll END you. The force of the punch rips through the Orchestrator and into the ground beyond her. The shockwaves travel deep into the stone, splitting off a huge chunk of the platform. SFX: fucking BOOOOOM

Last punch

No one is safe

man i can barely even manage two

Suspended high in the air, Ingrid clings to one of the Orchestrator's wires with one hand as the laser begins to disperse the shadows covering her body. INGRID (VO): Can't hold the shape...! The Orchestrator flings her sword and drill arms upward to strike Ingrid while she's pinned down.

As the two arms fly towards Ingrid, she notices a spot on one of them where the light doesn't reach. INGRID (VO): Shadow. Front of the drill. Ingrid releases her grip on the cable and drops down into the aforementioned shadow on the drill arm. From there, she launches herself towards the sword arm, bouncing off of it as well. The entire time, the Orchestrator is firing lasers at her. INGRID (VO): If I can just make it down...! The Orchestrator's screen face flashes a grinning skull as she raises her machine gun arm into frame. ORCHESTRATOR: idiocy.

The Orchestrator unloads a burst from her machine gun, while at the same time keeping her laser trained upward. ORCHESTRATOR: you cannot evade my gunfire in mid-air and must manifest a shield with which to block. Indeed, she's right -- Ingrid swells her left arm into a huge mass of teeth and holds it in front of her. The bullets ping off of it harmlessly. ORCHESTRATOR: and when a flesh witch exceeds her caloric reserves her body begins to cannibalize itself. Ingrid's right arm "pops", leaving nothing behind but a small spray of blood. She clenches her teeth.

From the stump of her right arm, Ingrid forces out a mass of liquid flesh that quickly solidifies into a huge, muscular arm. INGRID: I don't care what it costs... As she plummets downward, she throws a punch. The fist she's created is larger than most of the Orchestrator's body. INGRID: I'll END you. The force of the punch rips through the Orchestrator and into the ground beyond her. The shockwaves travel deep into the stone, splitting off a huge chunk of the platform. SFX: fucking BOOOOOM

Last punch

YEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYYE

"Lousy two-legged pants" whenever I fuck up at putting pants on

Pick an assist that either covers a weakness of your point (ie: meterless reversal for a character that doesn't have one) or makes your point's kit harder to deal with (ie: a zoner with an assist that covers a huge chunk of screen space)

Yo thanks!

The Orchestrator flips through the air and lands on the ground below, looking up at the arm Ingrid is engulfing. ORCHESTRATOR: you are attempting to maneuver behind me again. Close-up of the Orchestrator's screen face as she begins to crank up the brightness. ORCHESTRATOR: this will not work twice. She unleashes a huge red laser beam from her screen, striking Ingrid and forcing her back into a solid shape.

Suspended high in the air, Ingrid clings to one of the Orchestrator's wires with one hand as the laser begins to disperse the shadows covering her body. INGRID (VO): Can't hold the shape...! The Orchestrator flings her sword and drill arms upward to strike Ingrid while she's pinned down.

As the two arms fly towards Ingrid, she notices a spot on one of them where the light doesn't reach. INGRID (VO): Shadow. Front of the drill. Ingrid releases her grip on the cable and drops down into the aforementioned shadow on the drill arm. From there, she launches herself towards the sword arm, bouncing off of it as well. The entire time, the Orchestrator is firing lasers at her. INGRID (VO): If I can just make it down...! The Orchestrator's screen face flashes a grinning skull as she raises her machine gun arm into frame. ORCHESTRATOR: idiocy.

The Orchestrator unloads a burst from her machine gun, while at the same time keeping her laser trained upward. ORCHESTRATOR: you cannot evade my gunfire in mid-air and must manifest a shield with which to block. Indeed, she's right -- Ingrid swells her left arm into a huge mass of teeth and holds it in front of her. The bullets ping off of it harmlessly. ORCHESTRATOR: and when a flesh witch exceeds her caloric reserves her body begins to cannibalize itself. Ingrid's right arm "pops", leaving nothing behind but a small spray of blood. She clenches her teeth.

Empty

The Orchestrator flips through the air and lands on the ground below, looking up at the arm Ingrid is engulfing. ORCHESTRATOR: you are attempting to maneuver behind me again. Close-up of the Orchestrator's screen face as she begins to crank up the brightness. ORCHESTRATOR: this will not work twice. She unleashes a huge red laser beam from her screen, striking Ingrid and forcing her back into a solid shape.

Suspended high in the air, Ingrid clings to one of the Orchestrator's wires with one hand as the laser begins to disperse the shadows covering her body. INGRID (VO): Can't hold the shape...! The Orchestrator flings her sword and drill arms upward to strike Ingrid while she's pinned down.

As the two arms fly towards Ingrid, she notices a spot on one of them where the light doesn't reach. INGRID (VO): Shadow. Front of the drill. Ingrid releases her grip on the cable and drops down into the aforementioned shadow on the drill arm. From there, she launches herself towards the sword arm, bouncing off of it as well. The entire time, the Orchestrator is firing lasers at her. INGRID (VO): If I can just make it down...! The Orchestrator's screen face flashes a grinning skull as she raises her machine gun arm into frame. ORCHESTRATOR: idiocy.

The Orchestrator unloads a burst from her machine gun, while at the same time keeping her laser trained upward. ORCHESTRATOR: you cannot evade my gunfire in mid-air and must manifest a shield with which to block. Indeed, she's right -- Ingrid swells her left arm into a huge mass of teeth and holds it in front of her. The bullets ping off of it harmlessly. ORCHESTRATOR: and when a flesh witch exceeds her caloric reserves her body begins to cannibalize itself. Ingrid's right arm "pops", leaving nothing behind but a small spray of blood. She clenches her teeth.

Empty

Close-up on Ingrid's face as she focuses on the drill flying at her. INGRID (VO): Which side is the shadow on...? Suddenly she dodges to her right side, extending the shadows on her leg towards the side of the Orchestrator's claw. The shadows begin to spread across its surface. INGRID (VO): The right! Ingrid's body vanishes into a mass of and begins moving towards the Orchestrator, using her (the Orchestrator's) extended arm as a pathway. The Orchestrator sees what Ingrid is doing immediately and leaps off of the wall.

The Orchestrator flips through the air and lands on the ground below, looking up at the arm Ingrid is engulfing. ORCHESTRATOR: you are attempting to maneuver behind me again. Close-up of the Orchestrator's screen face as she begins to crank up the brightness. ORCHESTRATOR: this will not work twice. She unleashes a huge red laser beam from her screen, striking Ingrid and forcing her back into a solid shape.

Suspended high in the air, Ingrid clings to one of the Orchestrator's wires with one hand as the laser begins to disperse the shadows covering her body. INGRID (VO): Can't hold the shape...! The Orchestrator flings her sword and drill arms upward to strike Ingrid while she's pinned down.

As the two arms fly towards Ingrid, she notices a spot on one of them where the light doesn't reach. INGRID (VO): Shadow. Front of the drill. Ingrid releases her grip on the cable and drops down into the aforementioned shadow on the drill arm. From there, she launches herself towards the sword arm, bouncing off of it as well. The entire time, the Orchestrator is firing lasers at her. INGRID (VO): If I can just make it down...! The Orchestrator's screen face flashes a grinning skull as she raises her machine gun arm into frame. ORCHESTRATOR: idiocy.

Drop down

Close-up on Ingrid's face as she focuses on the drill flying at her. INGRID (VO): Which side is the shadow on...? Suddenly she dodges to her right side, extending the shadows on her leg towards the side of the Orchestrator's claw. The shadows begin to spread across its surface. INGRID (VO): The right! Ingrid's body vanishes into a mass of and begins moving towards the Orchestrator, using her (the Orchestrator's) extended arm as a pathway. The Orchestrator sees what Ingrid is doing immediately and leaps off of the wall.

The Orchestrator flips through the air and lands on the ground below, looking up at the arm Ingrid is engulfing. ORCHESTRATOR: you are attempting to maneuver behind me again. Close-up of the Orchestrator's screen face as she begins to crank up the brightness. ORCHESTRATOR: this will not work twice. She unleashes a huge red laser beam from her screen, striking Ingrid and forcing her back into a solid shape.

Suspended high in the air, Ingrid clings to one of the Orchestrator's wires with one hand as the laser begins to disperse the shadows covering her body. INGRID (VO): Can't hold the shape...! The Orchestrator flings her sword and drill arms upward to strike Ingrid while she's pinned down.

As the two arms fly towards Ingrid, she notices a spot on one of them where the light doesn't reach. INGRID (VO): Shadow. Front of the drill. Ingrid releases her grip on the cable and drops down into the aforementioned shadow on the drill arm. From there, she launches herself towards the sword arm, bouncing off of it as well. The entire time, the Orchestrator is firing lasers at her. INGRID (VO): If I can just make it down...! The Orchestrator's screen face flashes a grinning skull as she raises her machine gun arm into frame. ORCHESTRATOR: idiocy.

Drop down

nah man it only goes FASTER

Ingrid looks up toward the Orchestrator, who is standing on the side of the pillar's central torch, using one of her claws to support herself. INGRID: That's her plan...! To burn me out. Keep attacking until I can't regenerate anymore. She's... Ingrid points at her. INGRID: You're still trying to convince me. ORCHESTRATOR: yes. Black fluid pours out of the Orchestrator's screen face as she speaks. ORCHSTRATOR: i do not wish to continue harping upon this point but there is no nathan discord anymore. you are the only remaining option. you cannot die. nor can you be free. One of the drills spins up and flies towards Ingrid. ORCHESTRATOR: i will keep hurting you until you understand.

Close-up on Ingrid's face as she focuses on the drill flying at her. INGRID (VO): Which side is the shadow on...? Suddenly she dodges to her right side, extending the shadows on her leg towards the side of the Orchestrator's claw. The shadows begin to spread across its surface. INGRID (VO): The right! Ingrid's body vanishes into a mass of and begins moving towards the Orchestrator, using her (the Orchestrator's) extended arm as a pathway. The Orchestrator sees what Ingrid is doing immediately and leaps off of the wall.

The Orchestrator flips through the air and lands on the ground below, looking up at the arm Ingrid is engulfing. ORCHESTRATOR: you are attempting to maneuver behind me again. Close-up of the Orchestrator's screen face as she begins to crank up the brightness. ORCHESTRATOR: this will not work twice. She unleashes a huge red laser beam from her screen, striking Ingrid and forcing her back into a solid shape.

Suspended high in the air, Ingrid clings to one of the Orchestrator's wires with one hand as the laser begins to disperse the shadows covering her body. INGRID (VO): Can't hold the shape...! The Orchestrator flings her sword and drill arms upward to strike Ingrid while she's pinned down.

Disperse

Nah that's a valid tactic for the FGC. Being so annoying that your opponent chokes is May's entire gameplan

Ingrid looks up toward the Orchestrator, who is standing on the side of the pillar's central torch, using one of her claws to support herself. INGRID: That's her plan...! To burn me out. Keep attacking until I can't regenerate anymore. She's... Ingrid points at her. INGRID: You're still trying to convince me. ORCHESTRATOR: yes. Black fluid pours out of the Orchestrator's screen face as she speaks. ORCHSTRATOR: i do not wish to continue harping upon this point but there is no nathan discord anymore. you are the only remaining option. you cannot die. nor can you be free. One of the drills spins up and flies towards Ingrid. ORCHESTRATOR: i will keep hurting you until you understand.

Close-up on Ingrid's face as she focuses on the drill flying at her. INGRID (VO): Which side is the shadow on...? Suddenly she dodges to her right side, extending the shadows on her leg towards the side of the Orchestrator's claw. The shadows begin to spread across its surface. INGRID (VO): The right! Ingrid's body vanishes into a mass of and begins moving towards the Orchestrator, using her (the Orchestrator's) extended arm as a pathway. The Orchestrator sees what Ingrid is doing immediately and leaps off of the wall.

The Orchestrator flips through the air and lands on the ground below, looking up at the arm Ingrid is engulfing. ORCHESTRATOR: you are attempting to maneuver behind me again. Close-up of the Orchestrator's screen face as she begins to crank up the brightness. ORCHESTRATOR: this will not work twice. She unleashes a huge red laser beam from her screen, striking Ingrid and forcing her back into a solid shape.

Suspended high in the air, Ingrid clings to one of the Orchestrator's wires with one hand as the laser begins to disperse the shadows covering her body. INGRID (VO): Can't hold the shape...! The Orchestrator flings her sword and drill arms upward to strike Ingrid while she's pinned down.

Disperse