Beako

Helpful!

I’m a much better person with carbs in my diet.

Who made this 🤣

Si new girl no tiene views, I’m dead

I wonder how long will it be before the NIH is ordered to develop a woke mind vaccine.

This New Year has the “Gentlemen, I bid you farewell” vibe of the string quartet on the Titanic.

Me cago en LUMA

Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫".

🙏 ❤️ 👍

Bayer a pharmaceutical company and Monsanto a pesticide company. Bayer bought Monsanto.

Bayer makes drugs to help with Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. Monsanto makes a chemical we use in the USA called glyphosate to spray on FOOD crops.

Glyphosate causes Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

saw the John Wick sequel yesterday, Wicked. they went a wildly different direction with the story but it was still very good

Books are a total scam.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.

apparently i have "ruined" the eggnog because "obviously" the eggs "shouldn't have been scrambled"

Hey corporate media,

Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.

Burnt the frozen pizza then burnt my mouth eating it. The circle of life

Imbecilidades como estas en el “for you” de X es lo que me tiene cada día más lejos de aquella red

i know coffee won’t fix me but it won’t not not fix me

no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat

Happy Friday, BlueSky. ✨

On the one hand I would love the immortality that comes with being a vampire, but on the other hand what good is immortality if you can’t have garlic bread?

If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by the fireplace whilst sharing a vintage bottle of Sauvignon Blanc in an abandoned château in the French countryside during a raging snowstorm, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time”.

me envicie con el juego de pokemon

One of the things I still don’t understand is how these tech bros can be pro-technology and anti science.

people who can draw that leaf thing with dairy in a cup of coffee are the true unsung artists of this age

I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend

A este paso, el escrutinio va a durar hasta que tengan que empezar a enviar papeletas para el voto ausente de 2028.