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Claudia Montague Wheatley

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"If you need special training to be told not to [name atrocity here], maybe you're too fucked up to be on the police force in the first place." —George Carlin DEMOCRATS: You can't train psychopathic violence out of violent psychopaths. ABOLISH ICE NOW.

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"Wait—you mean the people we'll be going after will have guns, too?

"Yeah, whoa, bone spurs kicking up again ... "

05.03.2026 14:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah but that's okay: No one knows what to plant this year, anyway.

05.03.2026 14:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, Mike was a rebel, thru and thru. Some old songwriter told him pop songs should be "good clean fun," with a title that explained the lyrics.

So Mike wrote "Good Clean Fun," which is a sweet little song about a person reuniting with a loved one and at no point uses the phrase "good clean fun." 🤷‍♀️

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Sen. Tim Sheehy (R-MT) breaks arm of Vet Protester Brian McGinnis

Green Party NC Sen.candidate & “Former Marine Sgt….stood up in Congress to say what millions of Americans are thinking: we don't want to fight a war with Iran for Israel. #DV1 #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory @codepink.bsky.social

05.03.2026 05:50 — 👍 104    🔁 78    💬 17    📌 2

We are vulnerable to hellish levels of terrorism because Job One-and-Only for the Trump administration is Protecting Trump from the conquered of his crimes.

Yes, MAGA: YOU VOTED FOR THIS.

05.03.2026 13:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh look, Handsy Matt Schlapp-and-Tickle has an opinion.

05.03.2026 13:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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obviously, looking for a dropped contact lens.

so what if they get a snack at the same time?

05.03.2026 12:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😲 😑 😡

"Freedom isn't free" sniff the MAGAs.

They're right. Freedom of speech, for example, can cost you a broken arm rn.

05.03.2026 12:45 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

So don't vote for him. Or any other Never Trumper.

But do listen when they talk about how things are done in the Republican Party to turn voters against Democrats.

That's good info.

05.03.2026 12:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And do my sewing for me.

05.03.2026 12:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you need a reason to vote Democratic in the midterms, here it is, on a silver platter:

Only one Republican senator voted to uphold the Constitution's allocation of war powers.

The rest signed onto Trump's insane, illegal, plan-less fight with Iran.

Plus Fetterman. Who should be in memory care.

05.03.2026 12:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Don't you love Sarah?

She's the big sister who can't help blurting out the right answer, even when the teacher would rather she didn't.

05.03.2026 12:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What goes around comes around, Donnie!

05.03.2026 12:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*snort*

Lindsey didn't LOSE his soul.

He handed it over to Trump, who wiped his ass with it and handed it back, telling him to hang onto it so he can use it again.

And Lindsey, clutching his shit-stained soul to his heart, thanked Trump with tears in his eyes.

05.03.2026 12:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gecko: "Made you look! Heh heh heh ... "

05.03.2026 12:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Preach it, brother!

Semper fi!

That woman is right: The attendees are like robots. A veteran is being manhandled for expressing an opinion, and they stare forward, pretending nothing's going on.

Not a good look, guys.

05.03.2026 12:07 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OMG, Rhea Perlman had me ugly-crying every time I watched the movie.

I'm choking up a little rn just thinking about it. 🥹

Now, THAT'S acting!

05.03.2026 12:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Joe is right of course. No longer a political party, the GOP has warped into the US branch of an international crime syndicate, its only interest in enriching members and staying in power.

If you still consider yourself a Republican, you are an accessory to crime.

Period.

Get out while you can.

05.03.2026 11:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If we all do our jobs right, he will be remembered for every foul turd he laid throughout his whole warped, misspent, psychopathic life.

Starting with throwing stones at a neighbor's baby at age 4 or 5.

And heavy emphasis on the Epstein files.

05.03.2026 11:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My horse Roy loved to play with water. He'd stick in his head and do a horsey equivalent of motor-boating. Water everywhere.

When we needed to punk someone, we'd say, "Roy looks thirsty, can you offer him some water?"

They always said yes and they always got wet.

05.03.2026 11:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BULLSEYE.

As usual.

A true American queen.

🎯 🏆 🥇 👏 👏 👏

05.03.2026 11:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

• Does not cause gonorrhea

... but wear a rubber anyway, just in case.

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Gonna be a RUDE awakening.

05.03.2026 11:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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05.03.2026 11:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dead OR WOUNDED, often permanently.

More than 7000 military personnel died in Bush's insane forays into Afghanistan and Iraq.

And people think, Well, that's not TOO bad. WWI was worse. So was Vietnam.

No one stops to think: But more than 53,000 were wounded. And some of the wounds were ghastly.

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HydroCremation HydroCremation ServiceIndividual and group HydroCremations are performed at the College of Veterinary Medicine using the alkaline hydrolysis process, a proven water-based alternative that yields the s...

NOOO! They just cleaned up the Harbor!

I have a better idea: www.vet.cornell.edu/hospitals/se...

05.03.2026 11:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The True Story of The Hurricane I wrote this article for Suite101.com many years ago. It tells the story of boxer Rubin “Hurricane” Carter (1937-2014), a formidable middleweight contender. He was wrongfully convicted …

I'm not a Bob Dylan fan by any definition, but "Hurricane."

As soon as Bobby sings, "Here comes a story of the Hurricane," I'm in—I'll listen to the end, no matter how many times I've heard it.

A true story; and an American tragedy.
casanders.net/music-histor...

05.03.2026 11:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But we have all that oil from Venezuela! Why do we care about the Strait of Hormuz?

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