They look like anthropomorphic melons
06.03.2026 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@coletteshade.bsky.social
Author, Y2K: How the 2000's Became Everything (Essays on the Future That Never Was). The NYT called me “lean, nimble, and profoundly depressing,” but I think I’m pretty fun. I have a black cat named Camus and I live in Ann Arbor.
They look like anthropomorphic melons
06.03.2026 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And that was when Donald John Trump became presidential
06.03.2026 01:37 — 👍 196 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0Thank you, hype man
06.03.2026 01:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Look at their little faces!!! And they can’t fly!
06.03.2026 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have a book about that, kinda bookshop.org/p/books/y2k-...
06.03.2026 01:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wow, I actually haven’t! This is amazing.
06.03.2026 01:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Obviously I am extremely horrified by the war crimes, but I am happy about the parrots.
06.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is the biggest news story of the day for me, world’s biggest kakapo fan
06.03.2026 01:21 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Many are saying!! bookshop.org/p/books/y2k-...
06.03.2026 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should really make @coletteshade.bsky.social's book mandatory reading at this point
05.03.2026 15:50 — 👍 18 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0It was bad that we decimated the foreign service in part because it was a way of life that forced Americans to be uncomfortable and imagine how other people might live.
04.03.2026 17:21 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Thank you Sam 💕
05.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have a new essay out today. For Welcome To Hellworld I wrote about my home, Minneapolis, again; I worked through some thoughts on why the concept of "victory" feels so hollow right now but why it might signal something far more important in the future.
www.welcometohellworld.com/we-are-the-c...
Since we’re now 100% ignoring international law, here’s a piece I wrote for @lukeoneil47.bsky.social about how we fucking got here www.welcometohellworld.com/the-destruct...
04.03.2026 17:01 — 👍 34 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 1The respective grandmas were a computer programmer and a teen fashion model
05.03.2026 00:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We have a coffee mug that says “Operation Ranch Hand” and it’s not from the grandpa who worked at USAID
05.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Economist and possible spy, chemist and definite war criminal
05.03.2026 00:24 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Economist and possible spy, chemist and definite war criminal
05.03.2026 00:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was bad that we decimated the foreign service in part because it was a way of life that forced Americans to be uncomfortable and imagine how other people might live.
04.03.2026 17:21 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0“Because of WAR,” my mom emphasizes.
04.03.2026 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Since we’re now 100% ignoring international law, here’s a piece I wrote for @lukeoneil47.bsky.social about how we fucking got here www.welcometohellworld.com/the-destruct...
04.03.2026 17:01 — 👍 34 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 1Hello afternoon crowd,
03.03.2026 20:05 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0For everyone who follows me for my Y2K-based takes, I have a day job in healthcare.
03.03.2026 19:08 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love having to declare my credentials for the Dr. Oz-run CMS. What are we doing here!!!
03.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s so wild how the paths we take are often due to a combination of the time/place we were born and other sorts of chance
28.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dudes rock
27.02.2026 14:32 — 👍 2119 🔁 561 💬 8 📌 1Love em
28.02.2026 01:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I also looked askance at the second-wave feminism of my mom, finding it to be riven with contradictions. I remember thinking that it would be so much easier to be a stay at home mom than have a career (given America’s workplace culture). Glad I learned about a secret third thing (social democracy).
28.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyway, when I was in college, I found the affect and terminology of academia to be off-putting, hypocritical, and teleological. I resented it at first! I still resent it, actually. This resentment would have been channeled nicely into an anti-woke grift.
28.02.2026 01:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0