Crypt Trader • Comm's Closed

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Ripe Pickings
Halloween Special

A thief sneaks into a pumpkin patch and suffers unforeseen consequences.

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FA: furaffinity.net/view/62828126

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Get more from Crypt Trader on Patreon creating NSFW (18+) Content.

Patrons of the $5 Wanderer tier, or higher, can view the full draft document. That includes notes, outlines, all rough drafts, and every editorial note from myself.

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Morning Routine

A vignette covering your morning routine. You wake up on a Sunday morning and do some self care.

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FA: .furaffinity.net/view/62583410

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Workout Stretch

A vignette where you head to an empty gym in the early hours to work out. Things get terribly sweaty.

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FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/62428035

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Patrons of the $5 Wanderer tier, or higher, can view the full draft document. That includes notes, outlines, all rough drafts, and every editorial note from myself.

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Workout Stretch

A vignette where you head to an empty gym in the early hours to work out. Things get terribly sweaty.

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DA: deviantart.com/crypttrader/...
FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/62428035

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Game Night
Commissioned by @colwag.bsky.social

Samantha Kruse attends a hockey game, filling out much of the arena's seats

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DA: deviantart.com/crypttrader/art/Game-Night-1240775694
FA: furaffinity.net/view/62256145

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The story will be available on DeviantArt & Fur Affinity
www.deviantart.com/crypttrader
www.furaffinity.net/user/crypttr...

The story will also be available to read via a direct CryptPad link, for anyone without a DA or FA account.

Dropping a new story tomorrow, commissioned by @colwag.bsky.social

Samantha Kruse attends a hockey game, filling out much of the arena's seats

Tags: Extreme breast expansion, ass expansion, belly stuffing, mini giantess, hockey

White woman jump scare

(Un)Reasonable Command

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Adrift
A vignette where you wake up with a cock in your mouth, and can't stop drinking cum.

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DeviantArt
www.deviantart.com/crypttrader/...

Fur Affinity
www.furaffinity.net/view/62100363

CryptPad
cryptpad.fr/pad/#/2/pad/...

Dropping a new vignette, tomorrow. Be on the lookout.

Today marks the 40th anniversary of the 7th episode of Dirty Pair, "愛こそすべて命賭けます逃避行!!" or "Love Is Everything, Betting Their Lives on Elopement", one of the most overtly trans-positive episodes of anime of its era. This was the future they predicted for us in 1985. We can still get there.

This is UK-focused but these efforts are happening everywhere. It's very clear that governments are only doing this to surveil adults for clearly malicious reasons. Keep using VPNs.

I can see a point, though

A "normalized" sex act is putting stuff up the butt. Cocks, fingers, toys, etc. Anal vore isn't a big leap.

ABDL isn't just a diaper thing. It's also a behavioural thing. ABDL inherently comes with age-play.

"Diaper Lover" is only half of "Adult Baby / Diaper Lover"

The first story I ever published has breasts which grow to multiversal sizes, and the growth is implied to never stop.

"What is my Purpose?"

DeviantArt:
deviantart.com/crypttrader/art/What-is-my-purpose-895813290

Fur Affinity:
furaffinity.net/view/61086770

Be sure to check out the commission I did for @unispiredtortoise.bsky.social

2nd person POV, like all my other stories, of course - but you're placed into the role of the Divine, and rather busty, Aaliyah.

Office Hijinks
Commissioned by @uninspiredtortoise.bsky.social

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DeviantArt
deviantart.com/crypttrader/art/1229054682

Fur Affinity
furaffinity.net/view/61900343

CryptPad
cryptpad.fr/pad/#/2/pad/view/dc4c+8nO9MlA5ODVljNQJ67Xx4w-T4gPXH4v9PUOCHg/

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✰ Commissions Open ✰

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I have been thinking about Fred Durst a lot lately, and I don't know why, because I've never bothered with anything he's been a part of.

@discord.com @discordsupport.bsky.social
I've noticed the feedback article I submitted after receiving no satisfactory resolution from bots in my appeal - has been deleted from support.discord.com, after having sat for appoximently a month pending approval.

Deleting customer feedback? Wow.

@discord.com @discordsupport.bsky.social
I'm accused of Impersonation. Which is a two part policy, one for the impersonation of real entities, and one for fake accounts pretending to be real accounts.

I have not impersonated any "real individual, group, or organization," and I am definitely real.

@discord.com @discordsupport.bsky.social
Discord's statement regarding their committment to the United Nations Guiding Principles on Business & Human Rights (UNGP), privacy, and free expression has been removed from their information page on the Appeal Process.

Date left the same, despite change.

@discord.com @discordsupport.bsky.social
Filed an appeal 25 May 2025.
Responded to by bots which didn't address the appeal, at all.
Followup similarly responded to by bots.
Next two followups near immediately marked as solved with no response.