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He just jumped in the shower but forgot his towel, can you grab it for him?

Two signs that you definitely have a bill from a hospital in America is when you get an email that ambiguously says “a new document is ready for you” or a letter that says in no uncertain terms “This Is Not A Bill.”

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what other advertisers they have and how to contact them,
alternative platforms we can recommend

Men will literally not go to therapy rather than go to therapy

this is the website for elder millenials with humanities degrees. everyone has done the reading on why people invest meaning in public buildings. you can’t fool me

Bruce Harrell is a multimillionaire lawyer with a big lakefront mansion and a luxury condo in Bellevue, Katie Wilson rents a one-bedroom apartment for a family of 3. Guess which one calls the other "privileged"

Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling

Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling

Two young kittens in a cage taking notice

A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

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12:01 ÷73 + r/AskAnthropology •• What is the oldest lullaby or nursery rhyme that... 11 upvotes • 1 comment As far as the earliest we know of, it's another Babylonian tablet, about 4000 years old and most often known as Little Baby in the Dark House. We don't have the music for it, but again, the BBC article has a good go at describing some commonalities of the music that tends to accompany lullabies, so that might inspire you. The rough translation for that Babylonian lullaby, by the way, is: Little Baby in the dark house You have seen the sun rise Why are you crying? Why are you screaming? You have disturbed the house god. 'Who has disturbed me?' says the house god. 'It is the baby who has disturbed you! 'Who scared me?' says the house god. 'The baby has disturbed you, the baby has scared you, making noises like a drunkard who cannot sit still on his stool. He has disturbed your sleep! 'Call the baby now, says the house god. • 4 Reply A & Vote & Join the conversation

check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

Row of strangely consistently white vehicles with their trunks open and people in costumes.

Witch handing out candy.

People standing in a parking lot.

A few years ago I learned America has a thing called Trunk or Treat where people dress up, drive to a parking lot, and pretend it's ok we don't have walkable communities anymore.

But he can’t do that!!! Did it. But he can’t do that!! Did it. But he can’t do that! Did it. But he can’t do that. Did it. But he can’t do. Did it. But he can’t. Did it. But he. Did it. But. Did it.

A BBC news cover that says scientists reveal the secret. A photo of a fat little puffy dog is shown.

I fucking knew it.

These Seattle area companies are helping pay for Trump's White House ballroom Three companies headquartered in the Seattle area appeared on the White House list of donors to President Donald Trump's ballroom project.

Seattle-area companies among donors to Trump’s White House ballroom:

Amazon
Microsoft
T-Mobile

And what did we learn?

Foraging is hard, has unpredictable yeild, and even when you're pretty sure you did the thing perfectly, it still might taste like shit and/or kill you

(smells good though)

save SNAP now!

(I won't be doing this again)

Hell yes I do

do you support women because you see them as your fellow beings worthy of dignity and self-determination, or because it agrees with your own self-conception?

A wall of multi colored woven towels hanging on tall wooden racks

Two handwoven rugs hanging upright: the left one is red, brown, and cream in a large zigzag and the right is blue with geometric black lines

A shelf filled with hand sewn and dyed pouches

A large knit teddy bear wearing a ribbon around it’s neck, knit from bright rainbow wool

If you’re in the Seattle area, the sale goes from tonight through Sunday afternoon at St Mark’s Episcopal Cathedral and you should go buy cool stuff!! 🧶

A green felted wall hanging that has been pleated to look like an anemone

An orange felted wall hanging that has been pleated to look like an anemone, hanging on a grey wall

A felted vase made from mostly yellow wool with irregular lines of rainbowy wool

A circular table full of handwoven blue and green scarves

Hello from the weaving guild annual sale where there are some REAL FUCKING STUNNERS Y’ALL #textiles

“yeah gimme the, uh, LIBIDO MAX” i say to the pharmacy tech unlocking the supplements cabinet for me, ”um… *squints* and the, the Advanced Testosterone… ah—what’s that? oh, yeah yeah the Pro Prostate, mhmm, i’ll take two of those, thanks”

When I was a kid my family gave money to the local food bank, but once a week they would also take me to the store to choose items I would WANT to eat

They explained to me that the kids using the food bank don’t often get treats. They don’t get any choice

It was a lesson that really stuck with me

"Katie Wilson gets help from her out-of-state parents to help pay for childcare for her young daughter" is not an attack that is going to resonate with any young parents who are grappling with Seattle's expensive childcare

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the theoretical biological maximum for a pumpkin is around 20,000 pounds. last year i grew a 360 pounder and it was so big it took everyone in the house just to drag it across the lawn

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