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guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

This gag is basically always funny

I had to record this for myself because I can’t stop quoting it

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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

Please, DC, for the love of god, make a Martian Mindfucker cartoon on HBO or something

I love that Dex-Starr is literally just a house cat from Earth, but Atrocitus has made sure Dex can not only talk, but has more sophisticated language than his power ring gave him

Min-maxing time chilling vs time working, is great for the good amount of pleasant days but you pay for it with the occasional acutely stressful days

Just saw the new Captain America.

I’m sorry, but the entire plot is about the global supply of Adamantium and the countries who have it, and not a single mention of Canada? The country where the main Adamantium guy comes from?

Rom-com idea: Mission Impossible spinoff where the agent chooses not to accept the mission but he’s still around all the missions and Tom Cruise’s stunts are all in the background and affecting the leads’ relationship

Still thinking about the drag show last night:

The drag queen made a joke like “I was on a show with David Hasselhoff…I was the car”

And the person in front of me goes “wooo! Baywatch!”

Catching up on Spider-Man:

This is a good fix, but it’s kinda nuts that this is the same woman

X-Factor has not been the strongest book in the rebrand but this made me lol

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

That sounds like he is pardoning the person that kills him.

Ok I thought this friend of mine was in a throuple but he made a valentines post with only one of them, dedicated to “my #1”…

Now I’m trying to figure out the dynamics

Also someone took the time to inform Alicia that he has a hat on

A lil guy saying “bleh” is the peak of comedy to me

Went over to the dark side (made a Magnezone deck)

Pkmn NPC saying I may be bad and stupid but I’m serious about pokemon

the relatability I needed

The people crave Vine

Like, by definition. Your heart includes a part where “I’d like that person to be happily married to their partner”

If you say “I’m sorry it might infringe on your rights But” then that means you don’t think that it’s actually a right

I’m in Oversight Committee right now. Ranking Member Connolly just called for a vote to subpoena Elon Musk. Republicans out-number us on this committee, but many aren’t in the room. We’ll see who wins this vote. We deserve transparency and answers.

Republicans ran into the room to SHEILD Elon Musk from having to come and speak to Congress. They want their billionaire takeover done behind closed doors. The people deserve transparency. No one elected Elon Musk.

The CIA being ovethrown by a right-wing coup is, one must admit, a pretty hilarious outcome for the Agency

It is never not funny that the gay who drives the Mistr company-branded jeep goes to my gym in it

Confession: I wasn’t paying attention to the first little bit of the Lady Gaga commercial so for a hot second I was like “who tf is Debra”

Here's an ad script we'll likely see in the 2026 midterms:

Senator _________ voted to confirm RFK Jr., which led to the ______________ that killed ___________.

Counting my Blessing* today

*Blessing being the HP chat support person who was far more supportive and kind than expected while getting my printer to work