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@goaskascientist.bsky.social

Meteorologist, prof of Sky Stuff, severe weather researcher, planetarium director, photographer, nerd, cynic, NY transplant, dog person. Very fond of puns & dinosaurs. 🌪

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Claaaaaassic!

10.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

be*

10.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a dog wearing a hat with a propeller on top and the words thank you below it Alt: a dog stares into the camera while wearing a propeller hat ( with the propeller spinning ) . beneath the dog are the words " THANK YOU !!! "

Thank you for everything!!!

10.03.2026 01:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HUGE shout-out to @weatherdak.bsky.social - thank you SO MUCH for all the amazing loops and wonderful imagery!!!

10.03.2026 01:53 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I may b in the minority around here, but I would love for a significant snowfall here this weekend. It'll end up missing us, likely, because that's been the atmosphere's m.o. this winter, but...🥺

10.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Inside joke inside inside joke. 😅👍

10.03.2026 01:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What about the treatos? Tell your dad that the treatos should be put your mouth! 🐾♥️

10.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So indignant was the delivery of that line. 😅👍

09.03.2026 13:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Students:

09.03.2026 13:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤩👍

09.03.2026 12:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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09.03.2026 12:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Carton from The Far Side by Gary Larson featuring a dog standing on two hind legs behind a clothes dryer next to an open washing machine that has been labeled " Cat Fud " as a trap , and an orange tabby is approaching the open washer door .  there are arrows labeled " Cat Fud " pointing to the washer, too .  The dog is thinking " oh please, oh please "

Carton from The Far Side by Gary Larson featuring a dog standing on two hind legs behind a clothes dryer next to an open washing machine that has been labeled " Cat Fud " as a trap , and an orange tabby is approaching the open washer door . there are arrows labeled " Cat Fud " pointing to the washer, too . The dog is thinking " oh please, oh please "

Who am I to disappoint?

09.03.2026 01:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I read his post too fast and literally thought that's what was being asked for. 😂👍

09.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a man with long hair and glasses is smiling and talking to another man while wearing a lab coat and tie . Alt: a man with long hair and glasses is smiling and talking to another man while wearing a lab coat and tie . the man is brent spiner . below him are the words " patriotism , amirite? "

No idea why this particular gif-text combo exists, but...😅

09.03.2026 01:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling . Alt: Mr. Bean (played by Rowan Atkinson) is dressed in a brown-tan suit, white shirt, and red tie. He is smiling and giving a thumbs up .

That's the time that the sun sets. Hope that helps.

09.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Won't deter them. They have lives to save, Dr. M!

08.03.2026 23:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a cat 's face with the words " what the fluff " below it Alt: a close up of an orange cat 's face - it is squinting at the camera - with the words " what the fluff " below it

Trumpet and trombone okay, but no vuvuzela???

08.03.2026 17:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't worry, you'll find it again on 1 Nov. 👍

08.03.2026 13:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Stories from the Blue: Saving Koholā | Office of National Marine Sanctuaries Stories from the Blue: Saving Koholā offers a rare and intimate look at the Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary team who monitors and disentangles humpback whales that migrate to these waters to mate and give birth. Entanglement in marine debris remains a major global threat to marine mammals, often leading to injury, starvation, or death.

Video: NOAA teams disentangle humpback whales in Hawaii #NOAA #WxSky

07.03.2026 23:50 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

😅👍

07.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Instead of cups of water, do spectators hand out Snausages to the runners along the route? 🐾❤️

07.03.2026 19:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Were you visited by the Explosive Diarrhea Fairy? 'Cause that's the face of a pup who is totally innocent! 🐾❤️

07.03.2026 14:03 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What does "Dr. Pepper Inspired" mean, though? Is it infused with carbonated caramel coloring? Does it have its own unique 23 flavors that are unidentifiable/impossible to pinpoint? Does it come in a bottle?

07.03.2026 13:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
An old-fashioned locomotive covered in clocks hurtling through space. Potato the dog is riding on the back in a space helmet. Potato says, "Potato to Corginia! Come in Corginia!" A small frog in the front of the train says, "Tell them you're bringing a frog in a hat!" The text reads: Hurray! It's the daylight saving time smoke alarm time machine train. Choo! Choo! Choose to check your smoke alarm batteries! Change your smoke alarm batteries this weekend! Replace your smoke alarm every 10 years!

An old-fashioned locomotive covered in clocks hurtling through space. Potato the dog is riding on the back in a space helmet. Potato says, "Potato to Corginia! Come in Corginia!" A small frog in the front of the train says, "Tell them you're bringing a frog in a hat!" The text reads: Hurray! It's the daylight saving time smoke alarm time machine train. Choo! Choo! Choose to check your smoke alarm batteries! Change your smoke alarm batteries this weekend! Replace your smoke alarm every 10 years!

THE CLOCKS

They're changing. It's time to do the clock thing. That means it's time to check your smoke alarms.

07.03.2026 13:13 — 👍 407    🔁 123    💬 7    📌 15
Screen capture of current weather conditions at the St. Cloud Regional Airport (KSTC) for 8:52 PM CST on 6 March.  Temperature is 32F, dewpoint is 31F, humidity is 96% and current weather is listed as " Thunderstorm in Vicinity Freezing Rain "

Screen capture of current weather conditions at the St. Cloud Regional Airport (KSTC) for 8:52 PM CST on 6 March. Temperature is 32F, dewpoint is 31F, humidity is 96% and current weather is listed as " Thunderstorm in Vicinity Freezing Rain "

It was 82F when I woke up this morning (in a different state entirely.) Thanks, St. Cloud, for having this primed for my return. 👍

07.03.2026 03:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂

05.03.2026 02:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Atlantic Sharks, Tunas, Billfish, and Swordfish Art Contest NOAA Fisheries annual Atlantic Highly Migratory Species Art and Calendar Contest.

Know a talented K-8th grader who likes to draw? Have them enter the annual Atlantic Highly Migratory Species Art and Calendar Contest! 🤩👍

www.fisheries.noaa.gov/atlantic-hig...

Winning artwork will appear in a NOAA Fisheries calendar!

05.03.2026 02:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

"Crescent roll Kell, reporting for duty, Sir!" 🐾❤️

(His head is perfectly sized, by the way.)

05.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah "upmost" and "safe yourself"...Nothing to see here, move along.

04.03.2026 13:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0