Ferrell (he/they)

We love to see it

Bill Mauldin during Nixon’s bombing campaign

everyone loves smart missiles until they correctly parse the constitution and UCMJ and determine that they have a duty to obstruct an illegal war

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force.

Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

This is a bad headline. They’re not doing sponsored segments like CNN, they’re just providing their elections data to Kalshi to be the back end for their markets. It’s still enabling and it’s not great, but it isn’t promotion.

Maybe the people who write the headlines shouldn't be involved in betting markets. Who can say. This is even more corrupt than Trump's administration doing it. These people make the news.

lmaoooooooo

Who could have predicted that the American Empire would end with a loud fart?

As my great-great Uncle Bill (my great-grandmother's younger brother), who fought in World War I and was a brigadier general in World War II (he supervised recruitment/supply efforts), once wrote in a letter:

"If we don't follow the rules, they won't either."

ah death. they call it the big one. thats what they said to me. its the big one, inevitable really. like taxes. death and taxes! the two big ones. they leaked my taxes can you believe it? leaked it like a dog. can you imagine them doing that to obamna? vicious people, really evil. not good

"that's the way it is" is trump at his finest. i love those moments where you can see he understands he needs to strike a solemn and somber tone. you can see him reach around in the bag but since he is both incredibly dumb and also doesnt give a shit, he just dredges up random words

"We regret to inform you that your son was killed by a squirter that made its way through. On behalf of a grateful nation, we thank you for your son's service in Operation Epstein Avoid."

World Central Kitchen head José Andrés confirms Israel has closed Gaza’s borders indefinitely and warns the NGO will run out of food this week. The group is currently cooking about 1 million hot meals a day.

World Central Kitchen head José Andrés confirms Israel has closed Gaza’s borders indefinitely and warns the NGO will run out of food this week. The group is currently cooking about 1 million hot meals a day.

This is the same guy who did weird performance art at CPAC back in 2022 where he sat in a cage and cried! @laurajedeed.bsky.social

Currently British Media willful blindness is failing to see any sort of connection between these two events

Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

it's weird how when democratic leaders and electeds say it was good and smart to do extrajudicial killings, none of the people who get mad at me for saying that they said that get mad at them for saying it

a lil zoom on on the blorbos

For the love of god, please learn to express disagreement on this app without talking like an absolute piece of shit who can’t understand that the person on the other end is a thinking, feeling human too

Just a little reminder that post policing sucks. No one is the arbiter of what is and is not okay to post or discuss, no matter what is happening in the world.

People are allowed deal with the horrors in their own way, in their own time, without being shamed.

Night skies over Norway ✨

Night skies over Norway ✨

I had to draw it

Yes, the world is on fire, but there are still reason to find joy.
I’ve experienced this wholesomeness a few times with meeting online buddies. 🥰
Connection is literally the key to happiness, more so than money. You don’t need a ton of friends, just a few good ones.

#friendship #wholesome

Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email

I’m sorry, I’m just bursting into tears bc art from a comic I drew is in the background of an official Sonic game.

Attack on Beautiful Tits

I want you to know that if you use a card at the Pump N Munch in my neighborhood, the printed receipts say "Pump N Munch Lynda". It's been that way for at least 14 years and it never stops being funny

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