Admin: We’re having a holiday bake-off!

Social Studies Department: Holiday-who-be-whattie?

Had to contact Apple support (via text) about a recent order of mine. Once the issue was resolved, the employee thanked me for actually being patient and kind. We have to do better, y’all

PSA:

Apparently so is Tuna Toss 🍣 #MakeItAnOlympicSport

Apparently FistBall is a thing #ThingsILearnAtTheGym

Because I’m dope, and I do dope shit.

Lesson: “Founding Documents, part 1”

Let’s be real - Trump is declaring war on Tylenol because he can’t pronounce acetaminophen

First week of school tired is a different kind of tired #TeacherLife

Back 2 school tomorrow means back 2 meal prepping today 😩

Fuuuuuuuck this

Neon day at school #nailedit

This week is National Teacher Appreciation Week. Here is what one of my students said this morning: “I feel like if you need to have an appreciation week for certain jobs, it means you don’t pay them enough.”

From the mouths of babes 🍎

Brought in donuts for one of my classes b/they had a really high test average last week (it’s usually very low). One kid had some powder residue on his mouth and his friend told him it looked like someone busted on his face.

Did it catch me off guard? Yes
Did I laugh? Also yes

Is it just me, or is it a turnoff when a guy doesn’t use the Oxford comma? 🤣🤣🤣

FOUR MOVIE TICKETS SHOULD NOT COST $80

Intelligent people don’t ban books

The U.S. Constitution is not a ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ book.

This just in(ked):

Open seating is gone from Southwest, as is their 2 free checked bags policy. Translation? There is no reason for me to fly with Southwest Airlines anymore

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. #HANDSOFF

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

A student just asked me if I’m having a boy or a girl (I’m not pregnant)😐

Currently sick. Just FaceTimed my parents to tell them something. The first words out of their mouths? “Wow, don’t you look wonderful”

(Both of them said this btw)

Why you gotta do me like that 😭😭😭

Everyone should have donuts to celebrate the Ides of March. In fact….eat two, Brute

Happy PI day

Today is dress like a student day and I am fully getting into character and acting like them as well #HereForIt #SpiritWeek

hawt.