Sadie Thotkins

Screenshot of a pornhub search for “nerd dilf” that says “no matches found”

Wtf is this website even good for

Dream Sadie attended a rodeo and didn’t even get dicked down, this is an outrage

Just woke up from a confusing dream about dating an old man who had a medical degree but ran a successful fine dining restaurant instead of practicing medicine BUT his true passion was rodeo and I was afraid to ask if he was racist. Good morning!

I support this initiative

What is the appropriate response when an extremely disappointing hookup who did a terrible job pretending not to be married wishes you a happy new year after three months of peaceful silence

Legit kinda mad that I haven’t had sex yet this year. Step it up, folks.

Me, a mid-30s blonde woman with green eyes and bright pink lipstick, lying in bed with hair in a ponytail, with silver nightie pulled down to reveal large bare breasts

Hey bluesky, allow me to introduce myself with boobs