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B810. The Man who Bit Himself on the Ear. A man explains to his doctor that the wound on his ear (or forehead) is where he bit himself. He explains, "I stood on a chair." Signal: oulipien.12

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  01. George Crumb - Makrokosmos, A Little Suite for Christmas, Vox Balanae - A Little Suite for Christmas 6. Canticle of the Holy Night
  02. Califone - Roots & Crowns - Burned by the Christians
  03. Current 93 - Dogs Blood Rising - Christus Christus The Shells Have Cracked
  04. John Fahey - Red Cross - Red Cross, Disciple of Christ Today
  05. Charming Hostess - eat - When Jesus Christ Was Here on Earth
  06. Tom Waits - Mule Variations - Chocolate Jesus.flac
  07. Bill Monroe - Bluegrass 1950-1958 (disc 3) - Wait A Little Longer, Please Jesus
  08. Byrds - Sweetheart of the Rodeo - The Christian Life
  09. Various Artists - Prayers from Hell: White Gospel and Sinner's Blues 1927-1940 - Dorsey Dixon _ When Jesus Appears
  10. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Kicking Against The Pricks - Jesus Met The Woman At The Well
  11. Fred Lonberg-Holm Trio - Other Valentines - Jesus Etc
  12. Food - The Last Supper - Christcookies
  13. Miles Davis - Porgy & Bess - Prayer Oh Doctor Jesus
  14. Low - One more reason to forget - If you were born today (song for little baby Jesus)
  15. Various Artists - The Art of Field Recording v1-2: Religious - Leona Ruth _ Over Yonder Where Jesus Is
  16. Olivier Messiaen - Quartet for the End of Time [Tashi] - Praise To The Immortality Of Jesus

01. George Crumb - Makrokosmos, A Little Suite for Christmas, Vox Balanae - A Little Suite for Christmas 6. Canticle of the Holy Night 02. Califone - Roots & Crowns - Burned by the Christians 03. Current 93 - Dogs Blood Rising - Christus Christus The Shells Have Cracked 04. John Fahey - Red Cross - Red Cross, Disciple of Christ Today 05. Charming Hostess - eat - When Jesus Christ Was Here on Earth 06. Tom Waits - Mule Variations - Chocolate Jesus.flac 07. Bill Monroe - Bluegrass 1950-1958 (disc 3) - Wait A Little Longer, Please Jesus 08. Byrds - Sweetheart of the Rodeo - The Christian Life 09. Various Artists - Prayers from Hell: White Gospel and Sinner's Blues 1927-1940 - Dorsey Dixon _ When Jesus Appears 10. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Kicking Against The Pricks - Jesus Met The Woman At The Well 11. Fred Lonberg-Holm Trio - Other Valentines - Jesus Etc 12. Food - The Last Supper - Christcookies 13. Miles Davis - Porgy & Bess - Prayer Oh Doctor Jesus 14. Low - One more reason to forget - If you were born today (song for little baby Jesus) 15. Various Artists - The Art of Field Recording v1-2: Religious - Leona Ruth _ Over Yonder Where Jesus Is 16. Olivier Messiaen - Quartet for the End of Time [Tashi] - Praise To The Immortality Of Jesus

let's not forget my super good xmas mix from 2012

02.12.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sacred: "this little babe" (britten); "long way around the sea" and "if you were born today" (low);
secular: "in the bleak midwinter/corpus christi carol" (britten); "xmas card from a hooker in minneapolis" (waits); "the christmas song" (coxhill/akchotΓ©/minton)

I trust this settles everything

02.12.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I am normal and correctly interpreted "rope" when I read this immediately

01.12.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every neoliberal policy analyst wants to "trim the fat" of society until the lean times come. community level resilience, redundancies, etc are good actually

30.11.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2527    πŸ” 494    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 12

~/.emacs.d/init.el and (hold on to your hat) `init.el` loads a further .el file derived from an org-mode file. it's a fucking mess

01.12.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"wears programmer socks" is a Type of Gal afaict

01.12.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

not my profession any longer but "what's your philosophy?"

01.12.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Weird Denglish use of "exceptionally" to mean "contrary to normal practice" as in "in December the store is exceptionally open saturdays 10–3"

01.12.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"potato virus Y"? JRPG potato scourge

01.12.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Not bad. But I named mine Being and Time because getting a beatdown is your ownmost not-to-be-outstripped potentiality for being

01.12.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so it is very apparent that

1) You are not going to be able to know for sure who or where an order came from, much less if it is legal

2) The President and SecDef will disavow any order that retroactively proves to be unpopular or risky

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ICE Wants to Go After Dissenters as well as Immigrants The Trump administration is being open about its plans to violate Americans’ First and Fourth Amendment rights.

A study of recent ICE deployments shows unequivocally that the principal targets are US citizens protesting against ICE, not immigrants. www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...

01.12.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 710    πŸ” 292    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 23

one of the problems I have with Democrats (and other critics) labeling these "war crimes" is that it accepts the underlying claim that the people being murdered are enemy combatants. They're not! it's just murder!

01.12.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1303    πŸ” 292    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 24

a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit

01.12.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8149    πŸ” 2175    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 84

It's his teeth really

01.12.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tim Curry is excellent as a Victorian layabout

01.12.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Government actors who refuse to be bound by the rule of law are not morally entitled to its protection.

01.12.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9060    πŸ” 1855    πŸ’¬ 289    πŸ“Œ 64

if you ask students to list the causes of the Irish famine and they just say β€œthe Irish are demonic” can you really not fail that kid?

01.12.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2335    πŸ” 219    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 8

Any of you can feel free to pitch in to get me this btw

01.12.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love how Scott decided the Zimbabwe school kid UFO story was more plausible once he realized the school kids were white colonists

30.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
The highest-ranking Democrat in the House went on to explain the concept as, "When you work hard and play by the rules in the United States of America, there should be no ceiling to the success that you can achieve."
The idea posits that everyone should have the government's support to pursue the American Dream without limiting the success available to those already at the top.

The highest-ranking Democrat in the House went on to explain the concept as, "When you work hard and play by the rules in the United States of America, there should be no ceiling to the success that you can achieve." The idea posits that everyone should have the government's support to pursue the American Dream without limiting the success available to those already at the top.

It is *lunacy* for the ostensibly liberal opposition party to say we shouldn't limit any individual's wealth and power after watching a cadre of fascist billionaires systematically destroy this country. That's probably the single most important thing we *must* do!

30.11.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1862    πŸ” 407    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 30

oh my god

30.11.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not quite!

30.11.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Senex bis puer frfr

30.11.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh my god yes

30.11.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How would you know

30.11.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the real problem for the Democrats is that they’re committed only to help people in ways that leave nobody worse off (ie ways that impede nobody’s profits). so that basically leaves them with infrastructure and targeted tax breaks as the only policy levers.

30.11.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

In what order are the pieces arrayed at start? Pawn-knight-king I guess. So white has two possible openings. Is the board 8 squares long?

30.11.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Certainly I don't get to exercise on the clock

30.11.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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