MINECRAFT MOVIE

I am fucccckkkiiiiin Steeeveeeee.....

Fuck yeah.

I.... Am Steve.

No Spoilers

I FEEL ALLIIIVVVEEEEE, I MOVE MOUNTAINS WITH MY MIIIIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh shit my movie was actually really fucking good

Thanks, It's a hardcore world out there. I have enough Creepers and Zombies to deal with already.

Sorry, I don't listen to BROKE BITCHES. How about you go get some more stacks of emeralds you fucking loser.

This review is FALSE 👇

NO. I WON'T ALLOW IT.

My movie is a masterpiece, These reviewers are all ASSHOLES.

Hey. Fuck you.

If you're giving my movie bad reviews, Fuck you. Fucking loser asshole. I hate you.

Connor can you promote my movie the minecraft movie, my entire career is banking on the success of the minecraft movie and im scared.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Chappell Roan will be playing Alex in A Minecraft Movie: 2.

Steve (Me) preparing to fight off the EVIL forces of the Nether:

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REMINDER: A Minecraft movie will RELEASE! in a week!

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This diamond sword will be the last thing you fucking see if you don't COMPLY IMMEDIATELY.

Mr. Bob Belcher, we have contacted your legal team and yet after 4 whole weeks you have still not responded, if you fail to remove this item violating our MINECRAFT MOVIE™ copyright from your menu any longer we will have to kill your entire family.

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Me flying out of my mother's womb as baby Steve

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Fun MINECRAFT fact: did you know that in the development of the MINECRAFT videogame, the "Ghast" mob was codenamed "woke liberals"?

BECAUSE WHEN YOU DEFEAT THEM, THEY CRY WOKE LIBERAL TEARS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey @connoreatspants.bsky.social
Old Stevey here was watchin' your return to Minecraft video and a little birdy told me that you said the Minecraft community HATES ya! Well as the OFFICIAL account of the Minecraft movie I just wanted to say that's NOT TRUE! Block on brother.

Yeeeepp.... Pro tip buddy, in MINECRAFT, You're gonna wanna call it "BLOCK TUAH!" Cause everythin here... Is made outta BLOCKS!

I still don't know how to make the estrogen yet

STEVE FACT: If we can get at least 64 people to watch the Minecraft Movie in theatres I will personally send a Wither into the white house to assassinate the President of the United States.

I'm not a movie expert, but I've heard that people went to the movies during the great depression because silly, gleefully fanciful films help lift demoralized spirits during difficult times.

I'm considering seeing the Minecraft movie, in the theater, for similar reasons.

Careful! You might need a FLINT AND STEEL!

And I.... Am Steve!

Wishing you luck, if you need help with crafting a new one, you can follow my trusty Steve guide!

Uh oh, Chicken Jockey alert!