John FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE Keynes

'out mandate is to kick puppies and punch kittens on behalf of the american people'

'... sir this is a veterinary clinic'

'well im changing the name. now its a that thing i just said clinic. now its a kicking puppies clinic. so get to it team.'

f Facebook • OU Department of Psychology 20+ reactions • 2 days ago OU - We're thrilled to celebrate Mel Curth, recipient of this year's... This award honors graduate instructors who go above and beyond in their commitment to student learning, mentorship, and classroom innovation.

The fact that the OU Psychology department gave the grad student a teaching award a day or so before the suspension is another tell. I’m surprised the social posts about it were up long enough to get cached by Google

it seems pretty obvious to me that we gave a deep and profoundly unjustified bias against any notion that the people of history were just kinda fuckin around

just gonna put this marker down but the dude like 10000% has alzheimers right?

if you need me ill be in the FUh Bah

holy fucking shit dude

This perfectly encapsulates Mike Johnson's role

the thanksgiving leftover sandwich is a top 3 food

to paraphrase kropotkin, anarchism is utopian

whether you think thats useful or not is a personal question! i think its v useful - necessary even

but be honest about the limitations of your ideology, i guess is my point

so yeah, weird flex for a supposed anarchist to be 'look at our great laws'

its a weird flex, since organized anarchist movements have historically not been and presently are not terribly interested in shaping laws to protect workers

not because anarchists dont support working people! but 'inadequate legal protections' is not the problem anarchism is trying to solve

Oh Hanukkah oh Hanukkah
Come light the menorah
What is this holiday?
It’s not in the Torah…

VERY curious what happens if behn wins

yeah tn-7 was a trump +22

if thats now a swing seat? holy shit

i named my fists vladimir and estragon because ive been waiting for this for a long time

@eyepatchwolf.bsky.social

inside of you there are two wolves

one says kill the cringe inside you

the other says come the fuck on man

protects but does not bind etc etc

being sappy is stupid and you should strive to be dumber

needed a holiday sweater, now i dont

You love to see it.

he thinks people have two kidneys because one is a spare

@profanity.accountant fuck it

a middle aged white man stands on the beach with his arm around a much younger white woman theyre both wearing glasses and they look like if central florida married its secretary

he looks like the guy from 'get a load of this fuckin guy'

somebodys gonna clap you on the hands with a ruler for this skeet

i had a joke about esau, but i got distracted by some really good stew

'the internet is a series of tubes' maybe one of the most astute and concise theories of tech ever enunciated

its the job creators folks

the job creators have arrived

if you had a time machine you would kill baby hitler, if i had a time machine i would kill whoever wrote wheels on the bus, we are not the same

my wife is a claymore (she tall)

simultaneously strong and weak etc