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@riddlemethat.bsky.social

part time coach ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ // full time nerd ๐Ÿ‘พ and husband to @cod3z.bsky.social ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿผ

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๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

07.12.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my gym crush

07.12.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@cod3z.bsky.social got the towelless version

06.12.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 223    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

youโ€™re welcome ๐Ÿ˜˜

06.12.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all of the yes

05.12.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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four years ago today ๐Ÿฅนโ™ฅ๏ธ @riddlemethat.bsky.social

04.12.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 280    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and just look at all weโ€™ve done since ๐Ÿฅฐ

04.12.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

time to come home so I can take care of this in person

04.12.2025 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

your husband is also very much ready to have you back home โค๏ธ

04.12.2025 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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an underrated classic

04.12.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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when your favorite teacher form HS cleans out the basement and gives you her D&D collection

28.11.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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happy Thanksgiving from our turkeys to yours @cod3z.bsky.social

27.11.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tell me you were raised in the Midwest without telling me you were raised in the Midwest

27.11.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maybe theyโ€™ll get lucky and get a double feature

27.11.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would like to *checks notes* gobble gobble gobble that turkey ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜›

27.11.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

add this to the already long list of reasons I donโ€™t like to pack ๐Ÿ˜…

24.11.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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update: hairs were indeed cut

23.11.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 203    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two boys who are not happy that their dads are going on a trip without them... yet again

22.11.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 127    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hard to believe this handsome boy turns 4 today! Happy Birthday Tanky! Your daddies love you ๐Ÿ’™ @cod3z.bsky.social

22.11.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can confirm it was not a dream ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜

21.11.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely and yes

21.11.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In and out of both the county court house and DMV in under an hour. Thatโ€™s the win we like to see on a Friday morning

21.11.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we FINAAAAALLLLY hit our 1000th the other night but it took forever

20.11.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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in desperate need of a haircut ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

19.11.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1130    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

19.11.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my personal favorite being the one on LinkedIn

19.11.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

donโ€™t worry everyone, he got his towel and I got a phone call, FaceTime, text, email, and DM on every social media platform I use ๐Ÿ˜…

19.11.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you would be correct

19.11.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so sorry, I was cleaning up the SHREDDED roll of TP our youngest decided to take under the bed ๐Ÿ™ƒ

17.11.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sure sex is great, but have you ever had perfectly organized Pokemon boxes

16.11.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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