Hell yeah. Getting raptured on September 23. Virgo/libra cusp rebirthday.
24.09.2025 02:44 — 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Hell yeah. Getting raptured on September 23. Virgo/libra cusp rebirthday.
24.09.2025 02:44 — 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
one for each nostril as I’m eating chicken pot pie
14.08.2025 04:58 — 👍 39 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“this could kill a small Victorian child” anything could kill one of em, that’s why they had so many
09.04.2025 05:04 — 👍 85 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0Not sure if this is uncouth, but Princess Diana would’ve been an incredible masc lesbian
24.02.2025 05:31 — 👍 245 🔁 26 💬 9 📌 4
🫦 for you my queen
15.02.2025 04:10 — 👍 218 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0
And it’s out! Watch the first episode here and join the communal Schauer 🚿💭
youtu.be/QmpjhSGdheo?...
Appreciate ya!
09.02.2025 07:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have a podcast coming out 2/12 🚿💭
bit.ly/SchauerThoug...
throwing my ex and best friend a moving out party
(DONT JUDGE. I had limited supplies lol)
*apologies in advance*
while moving someones panties to the side makes logical sense, gripping the crotch fabric and ripping it open like a bag of chips makes sexual sense
should I write erotica? like every once in a while?
29.01.2025 05:00 — 👍 242 🔁 1 💬 23 📌 0okay so who the fuck keeps looking the gift horse in the mouth?
27.01.2025 03:49 — 👍 194 🔁 12 💬 4 📌 0having a roster as a lesbian seems kind of rude, there’s 7 of us
24.01.2025 00:59 — 👍 261 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0
Just posted a Substack with book recommendations on immigration and included legal, mental health, community, etc. resources for immigrants! Please check out and share ♥️
substack.com/@sarahschaue...
I know those boys scissor. Probably sign their texts with
“X&🟠”
you think YOURE shitting, pissing, crying, and throwing up?
19.01.2025 08:05 — 👍 533 🔁 3 💬 10 📌 0wow. they banned TikTok after I specifically asked them not to
19.01.2025 04:58 — 👍 795 🔁 85 💬 23 📌 0Well damn. Now we know how much our words are worth, at least $1 billion a month. Speaking truth to power knocks the wind out of their pockets
18.01.2025 03:44 — 👍 296 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 0Thank ya ♥️
17.01.2025 22:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you’re not American and you’re keeping TikTok you should make note of every American musician and American *based* company that still promotes (thru international channels) on TikTok after the ban! They seem very quiet!
Screenshots will do :)
Lesbian Martha May Whovier
16.01.2025 00:22 — 👍 465 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 1
here! take my data. I don’t even WANT it
14.01.2025 07:04 — 👍 159 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0you don’t “seek out” other gay people. you light a cigarette on the beach and then gay hands appear to block the wind for you. grab them. never let go
14.01.2025 05:30 — 👍 300 🔁 26 💬 0 📌 1
someone (who shall remain nameless) keeps licking their groin.
14.01.2025 05:00 — 👍 150 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0handful of crickets as we speak
14.01.2025 03:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0not to be a debward downdog but I foresee no joy in the near or distant future
14.01.2025 03:14 — 👍 162 🔁 22 💬 4 📌 0
thinking about replacing my couch with a large, flat rock so I fully lizard
14.01.2025 03:09 — 👍 176 🔁 6 💬 8 📌 0
me, gods toughest soldier, reading the news every morning
14.01.2025 02:44 — 👍 130 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 0all things considered, smoking a cig with my windows rolled up is actually incredibly responsible atm
14.01.2025 02:33 — 👍 54 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0That’s not me lol
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