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Ryan James

@theryanjames.bsky.social

Stand-up comedian/tragedian. Writer. Voice actor. Software tutorial/promo/eLearning content creator. Decency advocate. Standup special here: https://www.comedydynamics.com/catalog/ryan-james-im-fine/

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Nice one. Just give a shout any time, free consultation.

12.02.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: This cheap trick to get your attention.

Now that I have it, you got a SaaS? I specialize in video of your platform that eliminates new and existing customer friction. Shoot me a line and let's chat.

www.saasflow.pro

#SaaS #B2B #BusinessGrowth #DigitalMarketing #AppDevelopers

12.02.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry about the late reply. I fell asleep. Who won?

09.02.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or the Broncos down by 3 in the 4th quarter and come screaming back for a last-minute tie. Or a fern growing contest. A lot of things would've been more interesting.

09.02.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great stuff, good sir. Keep fighting the good fight!

I also made a stand-up special specifically designed to show men shouldn't fear their feelings, and that anyone - anyone - can heal: www.comedydynamics.com/catalog/ryan...

16.01.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is asking if he is ron burgundy ALT: a man in a suit and tie is asking if he is ron burgundy

To be fair, he's not making anything up. He's reading the teleprompter fastly and furiously that his evil team wrote at his general direction.

18.12.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen freshmen actors who haven't memorized their monologue for Acting 101 do better than this dude following his teleprompter. But good job, buddy. You shouted all the words mostly correctly.

18.12.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Amazon.com: Engorged Loins: The Most Erotical Novel Ever Told: 9781799145042: Pimples, Jeremy: Books Amazon.com: Engorged Loins: The Most Erotical Novel Ever Told: 9781799145042: Pimples, Jeremy: Books

Without a doubt, Engorged Loins: The Most Erotical Novel Ever Told

There isn't a close second.

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17.12.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also Chase Hughes here is the narcissist fraud he's always warning people to look out for. Wrote sleazy books on how to pick up women, sold fake supplements, built his career on reviews written by himself under pseudonyms, and literally calls himself "the world's #1 expert" on stuff.

08.12.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Patron Saint of Laughing in the Shower.

03.12.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You take that back, sir!

badpoetpress.com

25.11.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonderful of you. A million thanks!

21.11.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ryan James: I'm Fine - Comedy Dynamics In Ryan James: I'm Fine, James takes a deep dive into the darkest of places without a trace of self-pity in a hilarious performance that rises into a heart-warming.

Hey fellow Comedy Dynamics buddy, on your way out, care to give my special a little bump? It cuts a much different path than most, trying to teach men not to be afraid of their feelings: www.comedydynamics.com/catalog/ryan... I'm poor, so was never able to advertise it.

21.11.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

"If there's grass on the field, play ball." - 78yr-old Bill Donahue

15.11.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In his defense, he's quite successful in his mission to suck in all the gold in existence while the universe goes poor.

12.11.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, but you're really scratching the bottom of the barrel here. Goebbels's speech was "The Storm is Coming" whilst Miller clearly says "we are the storm." Also, Miller says, "we are on the side of God" whereas those dedicated Wehrmacht soldiers had "Gott mit uns" buckles. I could go on.

12.11.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Writing a new 3-part standup special. And sometimes drinking wine and hitting up Zillow pretending I'm about to win the lottery.

11.11.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.08.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, that's fantastic. Big help. Thanks so much, man!

03.08.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is not a shameless plug for my comedy special, which was an attempt to pave the way for men to not be scared of their feelings. Not Netflix, but a gazillion other platforms: www.comedydynamics.com/catalog/ryan...

03.08.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

⚠️ ATTN: ALL CREATIVES. #WeTransfer: "You hereby grant us a royalty-free license to use your Content" to "improve the Service and our technologies." Same ability to train their AI to make derivative works from your content, but more vague-sounding language.

Section 6.3 of current ToS.

15.07.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Free Kindle version for a few days, ladies and germs.

#freebooks #books #amwriting #bookreview

t.co/dZSAMWb0cI

30.06.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Free Kindle version for a few days, ladies and germs.

#writingcommunity #booksky #writesky

t.co/QxXRWLt9u1

30.06.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Why TRUMP Supporters Really Believe In Him? A Psychiatrist's Insight
YouTube video by Dr Russell Razzaque Why TRUMP Supporters Really Believe In Him? A Psychiatrist's Insight

Very well done explanation from a psychiatrist.

youtu.be/074gEsTCLMY?...

15.03.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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This seems healthy. #humanity

06.03.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Side note, "Dr. Drew Pinsky" would be the perfect name for an impotent male pornstar.

06.02.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can someone please explain why "prostrating" and "prostating" aren't the same word?

#writingcommunity

23.01.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0