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@burritomadness.bsky.social

Techie with an art supply addiction. PDX. My art feed: https://bsky.app/profile/burritomadness.bsky.social/feed/aaahv7j75ge64 Tie dye & stickers: https://nightwaterpress.bigcartel.com Weird Projects: https://www.salamanderisland.net

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Someday I'll grow camas successfully enough that I can eat some.

04.03.2026 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A meme of a cat in a suit reading a newspaper that says "I should plant more camas"

A meme of a cat in a suit reading a newspaper that says "I should plant more camas"

Me every year, directly before killing another camas plant

04.03.2026 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man this is even pretty good cold. Might I finally be able to partake of pasta salad once more?

04.03.2026 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hey Jane - Senior Graphic Designer Weโ€™re looking for a high-velocity, high-vision Senior Graphic Designer to join our team and help us build the most accessible, trusted virtual abortion clinic. You will be the engine room of our creat...

hey, I just learned that @heyjane.com is hiring a full-time remote graphic designer! We are a telemedicine clinic focused on providing medication abortion, so if you think this is for you, check the position: jobs.lever.co/heyjane/a1a7...

04.03.2026 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I warned you bro, I warned you about the deep psychological pleasure of organizing things

04.03.2026 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
2025

Look if you like to organize things don't click on this during the workday.

thomaswc.com/2025.html

04.03.2026 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

There's an ad for some new terrible show that's got the line "Memories are like a movie you can revisit again and again."

And like. Movies are a movie you can revisit again and again. That's literally one of the main advantages of movies.

04.03.2026 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love stress triggered rosacea. Just love it. Love seeing my face get increasingly red in a one on one for basically no reason. Looks real professional.

04.03.2026 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A small grey dachshund in a pink polkadot party hat

A small grey dachshund in a pink polkadot party hat

Birtday

03.03.2026 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh huh! I had no idea that the things that used to swarm my house when I was a kid weren't ladybugs. Thanks for solving a mystery I didn't know I had!

03.03.2026 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Ladybug Vs. Asian Lady Beetle: How to Tell the Good Bug Apart From the Bad Bug A ladybug and an Asian lady beetle look similar, but ladybugs help control pests while Asian lady beetles are pests. Here's how to tell the two apart.

Just now learning that the ladybugs that used to swarm my childhood home were not in fact ladybugs at all.

www.bhg.com/gardening/pe...

03.03.2026 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really need to start treating fake spring like a real holiday and take it off.

03.03.2026 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(cowards)

03.03.2026 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The where's the beef lady but it says where's the cowboy

The where's the beef lady but it says where's the cowboy

Me, watching basically every adaptation of Dracula

03.03.2026 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Clouds along the horizon in the shape of waves

Clouds along the horizon in the shape of waves

Skynami out tonight

03.03.2026 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cron is my favorite feature to talk about because even when my typing gets auto-corrected, people are just like, "that dude's hyped about corn. That's a relatable post."

03.03.2026 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's really good! Usually ground beef, onions, garlic, soy sauce, fish sauce, cabbage, rice, some chili crisp on top

02.03.2026 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a horrible version of fried rice that is boy kibble. The difference is I know it's very bad for me and sometimes I try to add a vegetable.

02.03.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're not even going to host that red bull event where people hurl themselves off the docks again, we fucked that up too bad

02.03.2026 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A beautiful house at the end of super twisty acute angle roads with like, barely room for one car and no shoulders.

A beautiful house at the end of super twisty acute angle roads with like, barely room for one car and no shoulders.

You can't do it, Kathleen. You're not a good enough driver and no one will ever visit you again. You'll be trapped in the winter.

02.03.2026 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking at houses in the neighborhood where the houses are nice but the roads will definitely kill you again.

02.03.2026 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rummo gluten free rigatoni 

WHY IS THIS PASTA UNIQUE?

We select the best brown rice and corn nature can offer. We blend them with a natural and ancient element: steam. Thanks to our Lavorazione al Vaporeยฎ (steam processing), we obtain a soft dough that we extrude into our bronze-cut shapes. That's why our pasta is unique, with its rough surface that holds sauces and enhances tastes.

Rummo gluten free rigatoni WHY IS THIS PASTA UNIQUE? We select the best brown rice and corn nature can offer. We blend them with a natural and ancient element: steam. Thanks to our Lavorazione al Vaporeยฎ (steam processing), we obtain a soft dough that we extrude into our bronze-cut shapes. That's why our pasta is unique, with its rough surface that holds sauces and enhances tastes.

So you're telling me some sort of steam wizard made this pasta? (It's particularly good gluten free pasta)

02.03.2026 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The combo of static video backgrounds and people walking on treadmills during meetings makes everything feel like a bad experimental film.

02.03.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture with title: Elliotโ€™s Cryptid Corner
Subtitle: Colossal Claude

Elliot, an anthro raccoon, is in the upper left corner. She looks happy.

Claude is a Pacific Northwest all-star! It has been described as a some sort of moist giraffe snake, stretching 50 feet long. It once stole a fish from some fishing boat, and didnโ€™t offer to pay, but like what are they going to do, take it back?

This wet noodle-y guy can be found in the Columbia River, or at least it used to be. Contender for the Pacific Northwest Hide and Seek Champion, Claude hasnโ€™t been seen in over 80 years. Some say it went away when the salmon left the river, due to dam reasons, not river giraffe reasons. 

Bulleted list around Claude: 

- Local Portland Hero! Probably!
- Keeping Portland Weird since 66 million BCE
- Coffee Order unknown
- Wet, but not creepy uwu
- 4 feet around = maximum huggability
- Covered in brown fur 
- Got the whole club looking at her

Picture with title: Elliotโ€™s Cryptid Corner Subtitle: Colossal Claude Elliot, an anthro raccoon, is in the upper left corner. She looks happy. Claude is a Pacific Northwest all-star! It has been described as a some sort of moist giraffe snake, stretching 50 feet long. It once stole a fish from some fishing boat, and didnโ€™t offer to pay, but like what are they going to do, take it back? This wet noodle-y guy can be found in the Columbia River, or at least it used to be. Contender for the Pacific Northwest Hide and Seek Champion, Claude hasnโ€™t been seen in over 80 years. Some say it went away when the salmon left the river, due to dam reasons, not river giraffe reasons. Bulleted list around Claude: - Local Portland Hero! Probably! - Keeping Portland Weird since 66 million BCE - Coffee Order unknown - Wet, but not creepy uwu - 4 feet around = maximum huggability - Covered in brown fur - Got the whole club looking at her

WTCH 38 - Elliot's Cryptid Corner: Colossal Claude

#wtch #webcomic #webtoon #furrycomic

02.03.2026 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like it's very strongly trying to imply "based on a true story" about something that's not based on a true story

01.03.2026 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favorite genre, "made-for-television fact-based sports drama film"

01.03.2026 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Quarterback Princess is a 1983 American made-for-television fact-based sports drama film by 20th Century Fox that chronicles the courage and determination of a teenage girl who struggles against sexism and fights to play on her high school football team. [citation needed] It was filmed primarily in McMinnville, Oregon.[1]

Because of legal issues, various signs were modified to say "Minnville."[citation needed]

Quarterback Princess is a 1983 American made-for-television fact-based sports drama film by 20th Century Fox that chronicles the courage and determination of a teenage girl who struggles against sexism and fights to play on her high school football team. [citation needed] It was filmed primarily in McMinnville, Oregon.[1] Because of legal issues, various signs were modified to say "Minnville."[citation needed]

Ahhh, yes. Beautiful Minnville.

01.03.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love โ€œcozy gamesโ€ on an individual level but โ€œcozyโ€ used to include replaying resident evil 2 for the 5th time

now as a genre itโ€™s starting to feel like it is locking people into aesthetic tradwife boot camp

28.02.2026 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3670    ๐Ÿ” 841    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 105    ๐Ÿ“Œ 113
Something that looks kind of like a humpless camel with a head with a little proboscis on it

Something that looks kind of like a humpless camel with a head with a little proboscis on it

Image that says why do Macrauchenia skulls look so fake. This is a badly drawn horse. And it's a skull and it do look like that.

Image that says why do Macrauchenia skulls look so fake. This is a badly drawn horse. And it's a skull and it do look like that.

Just learned about Macrauchenia and wow. What a guy.

28.02.2026 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1