Universal Public Monster

A post from AdorkaStock of a man in underwear singing into a microphone (art reference!) and a post from toomanymonkeys saying "Stayed up too late last night stuck in a k-hole. Which is what I call singing all of my favorite karaoke songs by myself at home"

Got some incredible dash confluence this morning @adorkastock.com @toomanymonkeys.bsky.social

A basement? Maybe? Window that looks like someone has been trying to claw their way up and out of it. It's probably just water damage. Probably.

Your classic zillow 'the rest of this house looks fine why does this one window look like you were doing a Black Phone'

I watched the first half of this in a hotel on vacation with my family. We planned to watch the second half the next night, but my dad got horrible food poisoning. It took me like five years to finally watch the other half to get to... this.

A rainbow terminating at a weed store

Hell yeah buddy

Red cross when you send me two emails one of which is 'we are so desperate for blood please please come give us blood' and one of which is 'appointments near you are filling up fast!' I'm not sure what message you want me to receive.

A picture of Peter Griffin with someone holding up a card comparing skin tones. The top of the card says 'low birthrate' and the bottom says 'overpopulation'

Look buddy I hate how often my paranoia is correct too.

Fondly remembering times people told me I was an idiot for covering my webcam at all times because the light always comes on when it's in use.

Had a dream last night that I was kidnapped and being held somewhere but still had to go to work.

A chain stitch embroidery of an egg

Egg one

Love 2 see everything become a walled garden

But what if every local business *didn't* have all their info locked behind an instagram account you need to sign up for

No, they didn't give me dental drugs, why do you ask?

Or we should be like sharks and constantly push out teeth

I just think teeth should be a static state

Got a filling filled and really hate that there's now more tooth on my tooth

Look, I like enamel pins I just think more creators I like should make needle minders

I haven't wanted to watch any Trons but now that I know that Michael Sheen does a little dance...

The very start of an embroidery

What if :) I had a really embroidery heavy idea for a Halloween costume a week out from Halloween :)

I knew we were in trouble when I started seeing people say it was "performative" to play Nazi Punks Fuck Off. Sure is! It's a performance that means I don't want to be around Nazis.

A wooden spoon where part of the handle has been replaced with pearlescent resin

I am shocked at how well this resin fix for my wooden spoon handle has lasted. If I had known it'd be kicking around for several years I would have done a better job.

a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies

What kills me about Platner Nazi tattoo thing is that it's literally the same skull from the "are we the baddies?" sketch, which aired a year before he got that tattoo.

Inside of you are two wolves and they both have some feelings about sand, apparently

This is valid both as a "I would like to be at the beach sunning myself like a lizard but I don't want to interact with sand" and "I don't like that we need a particular type of sand for construction and we are running out of it and that scares me"

Once we solve all the other problems we need to start working on "sand 2: sand that doesn't suck"

Finding out you have a Nazi tattoo is an emergency coverup / laser removal situation. My only tattoo is a tea cup so it would surprise me but it would be an immediate reaction.

Anyway I've made myself crave a birria crunch wrap, a thing that would not be easy to make for lunch. Woe.

Going to start a food cart where all I make is gluten free crunch wraps. What more do you need in this life.

Sanguine is what you get from drinking sangria, I think

Struggling with Snow Load? Protect your pontoon against heavy snow with a dome that's easy to assemble and built tough. The ultimate 22'-26' pontoon boat canvas solution with 9" rise. Stronger than nothern blizzards. There is a picture of some pipes that are welded together and covered with pvc pipe in the middle of the ad.

Truly I do not understand tumblr ads