Kathleen

Also yes, she ugly. Currently at 'least effort possible' like literally don't look at the source code.

Maybe I'll add comments? Is there a drop in comments system that won't make me hate myself? (Not disqus)

Trying a new thing where I link out to my own website for spoiler discussion. Anyway, minor, minor weapons spoiler. Almost not enough of a spoiler for me to hide.

www.salamanderisland.net/spoilers/wea...

Right? It's half off right now so I fell right into their awareness trap.

That cat is ferret asleep

I regret to inform you that the expensive chicken that every chicken restaurant I like uses is in fact still better when I cook it at home.

It's weird seeing people claim things going viral for the sake of being viral is a new thing when we used to have phone booth stuffing

Slowly ending up an entirely self hosted bog wizard

Cool cool cool going to love it if I need to move stuff away from github

A young witch, pulling up several dejected-looking mandrake roots, remarks, “Oh no. They’re all like this! What’s going on?” “Beats me,” the older witch replies, walking off with her broom. “They’re supposed to be screaming!” says the young witch, “Why are they depressed?” The mandragora roots continue to sigh and groan. One of them inflects a sigh with a French article. As the older witch flies off, the younger one yells, “Oh my god, this one’s French. He’s got the ennui!”

This one went up on Patreon and Ghost today! More sad plants trungles.ghost.io/oh-my-god-th...

The Great Kalespiracy We had a hunch: no one actually likes kale. So who made it popular? It didn’t take long to stumble across Oberon Sinclair. But she was just the tip of the iceberg...

Fuck this I'm going back to iceberg

Thank you!

Fuck I'd watch the hell out of a deep space nine anime. Oh no.

Does this mean deep space nine is an anime?

Some battered pieces of denim with sashiko patches

Forgot I kept these patched jean parts. Maybe someday I'll have enough for a quilt made solely of patched jeans

Always wild getting credit card offers using the language 'the odds are in your favor' in a way that's clearly mimicking The Hunger Games, a series about how much the game is stacked against the protagonist.

A person's hand with dark teal sparkly nail polish and a skate with teal wheels in the background

Things I like: my nail polish kind of matches my wheels

Things I don't: it's 80° F already

The "I sleep in a big bed with my wife" meme but the text has been replaced with "I don't drink water" and "I live in a city where the water tastes good"

I don't understand people who think it's a flex to say they don't drink water.

I want to make a joke about how modern music is all about lists of animals cage fighting but Stadium Love came out 15 years ago

A lucky 13 holo nail polish and a purple glitter urban decay polish

Haha so many of mine are super old and probably barely usable. D20 is someone local I kind of knew (they had them at guardian games for a time), skull is an old urban decay

A little plastic case full of nail polish, all separated with foam

Yeah I feel absurdly organized with this

Anyway now I want kung pao chicken and tofu puffs thank you for attending my ted talk.

It still drives me crazy when I see tofu listed under "meat alternatives." It's not a meat alternative it's just a different food. It's like listing apples as a meat alternative because sometimes I have cabbage and chicken and sometimes I have cabbage and apples.

was stuck in line behind a loudmouth at the coffeeshop who referred to the Wilamette River as "the willy" and i am offended on the river's behalf

I was already mad enough about the comped in beautiful sunsets in every real estate photo

Gotta make myself some dosa baybeee

Three spice mixes: Black Gun Powder: black sesame seed, dal, poppy seed, salt, mustard seed, cumin, black onion seed, black pepper Red Gun Powder: Dried red chili, peanuts, coconut, dal, sugar, salt, cumin, garlic, coriander White Gun Powder: Dals, dried red chili, salt, cumin, garlic

These guys used to have one of my favorite restaurants in Portland. They've recently started selling their incredibly delicious spice mixes so now I get to find out just how many things I can put these on.

A 5 quart kitchen aid in a beautiful blue color

Went for a walk and found a stand mixer that's 500 dollars new for 50 bucks

Also: do I need to make a tie dye wizard hat for the next renn faire I go to?