Freya Wolf

The Zohran Slogan Generator displaying a blue background, a large block-capital heading written in a fancy, old-fashioned pop-out-style font, yellow at the front, red at the sides and a paragraph written in a smaller, block-capital basic yellow font. The heading says "ONE TRICK." The paragraph says "IS TO TELL THEM STORIES THAT DON’T GO ANYWHERE, LIKE THE TIME I CAUGHT THE FERRY OVER TO SHELBYVILLE. I NEEDED A NEW HEEL FOR MY SHOE, SO I DECIDED TO GO TO MORGANVILLE (WHICH IS WHAT THEY CALLED SHELBYVILLE IN THOSE DAYS). SO, I TIED AN ONION TO MY BELT (WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME). NOW, TO TAKE THE FERRY COST A NICKEL AND IN THOSE DAYS, NICKELS HAD PICTURES OF BUMBLEBEES ON ‘EM. “GIVE ME FIVE BEES FOR A QUARTER,” YOU’D SAY. NOW, WHERE WERE WE? OH, YEAH! THE IMPORTANT THING WAS THAT I HAD AN ONION ON MY BELT (WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME). THEY DIDN’T HAVE WHITE ONIONS BECAUSE OF THE WAR. THE ONLY THING YOU COULD GET WAS THOSE BIG YELLOW ONES."

My turn =)

Good news: I figured out what that thing that you just incinerated did It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin

wanted in on the fun...

The mamdani campaign poster generator: FREE LINK for fuke sake

Call me Freya, her, the lady, that woman, the girl there, the person at the till, her over there, that one, my friend here, the cashier, "whoever the hell that is," this worker, this youngster, "that... whatever... I dunno," this prick, this twat, this fucking cunt.

Anything but "the man" or "him."

If you like Nesses, please help out this Ness (and co)!

Perfect 😆

I am formally treating their disclaimer like the ones at the start of video cassettes that say some stuff about unauthorized... er... thingies. You know, the ones no-one ever reads.

If Critical Role can flawlessly subtitle videos that last five hours, what excuse do Bluesky users have for not giving a single picture alt text?

Rockwell Horror
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Rockbastian Horror

(Just trying to figure out what Rocky is short for)

Dysphoria is not what makes me trans. I refuse to credit dysphoria with anything. I didn't transition to run away from pain. I transitioned to run towards joy. I'm trans because my joy comes from being myself truly and fully. The dysphoria just followed me along afterwards like a shadow

Gonna tell my kids Eminem is Matt Mercer

One day I really hope that the same thing that's currently happening with gay and trans rights happens with plurals. It's so frustrating to have to hide parts of yourself to be accepted, quite literally. Maybe we could skip the persecution stage though?

No, you misunderstand me. That's my self-own number.

It's twenty minutes past midnight. Shoot that firework into your own dick.

My autistic CPTSD-having ass made it through a six hour evening shift in retail on Nov 5th while massive terrible booms of fireworks went off constantly right outside the damn store. Everyone be proud of me.

Singlets who've not done their homework on plural people yet: Don't use plural relationship dynamics to be fucking weird, inappropriate and shitty to plural people. Ness and Herald live in the same body and have different girlfriends. All good. Nothing else to discuss. Don't treat us wrong for that.

If you're like "that's my mayor!" about Zohran Mamdani and you're British, consider voting for the Green Party and supporting Zack Polanski

With any luck, a certain burger-fund donation just got dropped into ko-fi =)

No, please no youngling murderings. If I have to tell anyone about it, I'll crack up like Ewan McGregor in that one line he delivered.

You are someone who, every single day, I very much look forward to hearing from. You always put a smile on my face and there is no better sibling to my partner than you. You're a good friend, and not in the Obi-Wan awkward "he also murdered a lot of younglings but let's not talk about that" way. 🧡

YouTube video by ABC News Zohran Mamdani delivers victory speech

I just got out of D&D and am finally watching The Speech and I got as far as "these are not hands that have been allowed to hold power" before I burst into tears

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MfB...

If you’re willing to help out with some luxuries you can give money here ko-fi.com/ashley95676

Following Mamdani’s win people are going to be saying a lot of things about Jews and antisemitism and it’s important to remember that most of what they say is fear mongering bullshit

Dude I'm going to fucking cry

Started therapy today. The therapist was really nice and put my mind at ease with aromatic candles, herbal tea and the killing of Dick Cheney. It was so soothing!

I'm sad as fuck. I hate being mentally ill.

This one time I was at a friend's barbecue, the ones served there. So.... not a useful answer if you're looking for somewhere specific lol

Before I learned of him, I had several people living in my head. After I learned of him, I had several people living in my head who wanted to murder him. =)

Don't mock the aspirations of children. The dreams of all children are valid.

[Child] "When I grow up, I want to direct a Hazbin Hotel movie in the style of Tom Hooper's Cats!"

............The dreams of MOST children are valid.