Byronic Commando

the thing about breeding and repopulating earth is also just a trope of cold war sci fi (see also a boy and his dog) it’s totally downstream of the real freak shit

it’s a safe b movie that was made by a real studio with “real” actors you would not be able to take the things i have seen

don’t get me wrong it’s still misogynistic and in bad taste but it’s trying to be funny and get a rise out of you more than it’s trying to be sexy. it’s coming from the shlock industry of the time that was making basically straight soft core pornoghraphy a lot of the time

it’s a somewhat self aware deliberate exaggeration of the sexpolitation films of the 80s, the point is to make you go “what where they on when they made this crazy movie” same as sharknado

I drew the three stooges for my friend

@madokaleninist twitter logic is "watching snuff videos of real civilians being dismembered is activism but watching hentai harms ur brain"

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the three tenors in concert 1994, a pop opera live show with a disgustingly cheesy cover. it was inexplicably nominated for album of the year in 1994 over every single black person in the industry save seal.

we are nominating this every year

they should put me on one of the grammy committees who decide the real nominees i think i could really turn things around over there

PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

the mild manners are job security, baby

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great work of the first ai guided strike guys you killed 100 children

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

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every government that does not take action against america is complicit

at the very least trump, netanyahu, and their cabinets should be put on trial, if you can’t even do that then it’s impossible to even pretend “international order” has any value whatsoever in the world

everyone in washington must pay

canibus for sure and maybe chamillionaire

switch to apple music, it’s worse

The secret hero of Moore's Swamp Thing run.

james brown - sex machine the clash - the clash the mothers of invention - we’re only in it for the money the mothers of invention - freak out violent femmes - violent femmes the beatles - please please me captain beefheart - safe as milk southern death cult - southern death cult the cult - love the doors - the doors deluxe edition david bowie - low madonna - like a virgin sonic youth - goo team dresch - personal best the doors - the doors grand fuck railroad - grand funk marvin gaye - what’s going on pink floyd - the dark side of the moon curtis mayfield - curtis funkadelic - maggot brain the protomen - the protomen chic - c’est chic fela kuti - expensive shit funkadelic - free your mind and your ass will follow the b-52’s - wild planet

last fm friday two doors edition

tomahawk chop is my death blow

damn i wonder what his court is like

guy showing the horse app with the caption: "PSA: Deleting school to focus on Horse"

a wizard with a point hat, long thick white beard, is sitting in a chair, hold a joystick, looking kinda immersed but also kinda evil. an owl is perched on the upper edge of his chair. a cat is peaking out from behind the chair. behind him is some darkness, a window, a book case with a candle and a skull on it (and books). text font: relax with a merlin game!

merlin software, print ad, imagery (1984) archive.org/details/Comp...

So funny that Dems have spent a decade unable to unravel the complex mind of the dumbest man in politics, then Mamdani instantly came up with "be charismatic and strong" and "make him fake newspapers" and it's Super Effective.

we’re so fucked

Date unknown, but the appeal to Punk is dead, Bring on the new wave is loud and clear.

Our cassettes have anti-jamming ribs, none of this “hidden punk-ass workmanship.”

this bill is legitimately a three-alarm fire. if they manage to define trans existence as explicit then there is nothing stopping them from genocide. i need every single cis person talking about this, calling their reps, getting out in the streets.

the learned gentleman replied to your post: ahh yes this calls to mind one of the great quotations of cicero