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Fatass Fucking Couch

@fatasscouch.bsky.social

Yo I’m a fatass couch. Yeah. Mature content is present so Minors DNI please. Same goes with loli shota drama and p&dos (Parody account ran by @cappykid.bsky.social)

45 Followers  |  22 Following  |  16 Posts  |  Joined: 31.01.2025  |  1.826

Latest posts by fatasscouch.bsky.social on Bluesky

TW: Disturbing content

13.07.2025 18:07 — 👍 2    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 2

Ayo this shit pretty fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

12.07.2025 02:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WHAAAAAAT

10.07.2025 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

WHAT THE FUCK, CHUNKS

10.07.2025 20:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I gotchu fam

03.07.2025 01:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
Me and whoever bothers reading this

Me and whoever bothers reading this

//gonna post a small lore thread about Ethan really quick if anyone is interested!
// gonna tag this: #OCRP #MVRP #ParodySky #ParodyBSky
// The pic IS related.
// If you want any more info, let me know!

28.12.2024 04:32 — 👍 30    🔁 31    💬 4    📌 1
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𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫

❤️ & 🔁?

25.04.2025 17:41 — 👍 113    🔁 110    💬 1    📌 1

I forgor my password

24.06.2025 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Hey. Paper have feelings too, you know.

18.02.2025 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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//out of all the accounts I run, my main account has the most followers. Kinda ironic. Idk how, but it feels ironic to me. This account (Sketch) has the second most

31.01.2025 22:09 — 👍 1    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

I’M GONNA KILL THAT FUCKING CHAIR IF I SEE HIM AGAIN

31.01.2025 19:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU TOO.

31.01.2025 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

BRO. I DON’T CARE IF I’M BETTER THAN YOU. I’M JUST A FUCKING COUCH.

31.01.2025 19:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

WHY?! WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU?!

31.01.2025 19:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

BUT MY BROTHER. WE ARE BOTH FURNITURE. AND US FURNITURE MUST STICK TOGETHER.

31.01.2025 19:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Came here to meet the chair only to just be dusted off by him. I’m about to tweak out…

31.01.2025 18:44 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Who the fuck is cartman

31.01.2025 18:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WHY THE FUCK NOT?! I’M JUST A COUCH.

31.01.2025 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Tell me about it.

31.01.2025 18:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

//Y’all another account is here. Go follow.

31.01.2025 18:32 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Sketch as a rare grey calico cat

Sketch as a rare grey calico cat

“Something feels off. But I can’t put my paw on it…”

(SURPRISE CAT EVENT STARTS NOW!)

25.01.2025 18:09 — 👍 39    🔁 39    💬 1    📌 0

//I'M DROWNING IN NOTIFICATIONS!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RHATARAHAGAHAHA REAAGAGAAAAGGGHH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RHATARAHAGAHAHA!!! WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM!!!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH HOLY MY SINGING SIGMAS!!!

31.01.2025 18:30 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Holy fuck. Where am I?

(The fatass couch joins Parody Bluesky!)

(This account was inspired by @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social)

31.01.2025 18:30 — 👍 4    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 3

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