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The pharmacy line at Walgreens is 20 people deep and wonderwall just came on. I hate it here

08.08.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I write out lyrics by hand to memorize and go thru them pretty quickly but I’ve been trying to use up a couple of β€œnormal” ones and just couldn’t deal anymore🀣

08.08.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The simple pleasure that is a new stack of left handed notebooks

08.08.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok that’s a detail that I had forgotten! πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€

08.08.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love Bauhaus. The biggest complaint I’ve heard about them over the years is Peter Murphy’s bad poetry/lyrics make the music unpalatable.
Buncha wusses.
In The Flat Field is a goth masterpiece and David J is a genius

08.08.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of y’all have never mollywopped and it shows

08.08.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image "This is whack, yo," said Peter ("P Biddy") Beinart, the much-feared editor of TNR, as he slammed that morning's New York Times down onto his desk. "Whack."
"True dat," affirmed executive editor "Snoop-Kitty" Orr, kickin' it old school in DuPont Circle, iced skim venti latte in hand. "Collinsio been
acting jainky. One day it's all 'Inspectors, U.N., disarmament,' then she busts a C.K. and disarmament is just an option. Dizaam!"
From the corner boomed the voice of literary editor L.W. Cool-L, former mix-master of J.W.A., his lovely young bride on his lap, a draft of "Kaddish II: This Time It's Personal" by his
side.

"This is whack, yo," said Peter ("P Biddy") Beinart, the much-feared editor of TNR, as he slammed that morning's New York Times down onto his desk. "Whack." "True dat," affirmed executive editor "Snoop-Kitty" Orr, kickin' it old school in DuPont Circle, iced skim venti latte in hand. "Collinsio been acting jainky. One day it's all 'Inspectors, U.N., disarmament,' then she busts a C.K. and disarmament is just an option. Dizaam!" From the corner boomed the voice of literary editor L.W. Cool-L, former mix-master of J.W.A., his lovely young bride on his lap, a draft of "Kaddish II: This Time It's Personal" by his side.

Still doesn’t beat Jake Tapper

08.08.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

No cap home skillet !
πŸ₯Έ

08.08.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
some of the worst sentences I’ve ever read in my life, from this morning’s Axios Philadelphia newsletter

β€œA disciple of Dr. Dre, the 53-year-old tells Axios that despite his hiatus, he's still kickin' the high-minded, pop culture-infused bars he'd mollywop emcees with during his Philly come-up β€” and later, on The Lyricist Lounge, a New York incubator for the industry's illest rhyme-spitters, from Mos Def to Eminem.”

some of the worst sentences I’ve ever read in my life, from this morning’s Axios Philadelphia newsletter β€œA disciple of Dr. Dre, the 53-year-old tells Axios that despite his hiatus, he's still kickin' the high-minded, pop culture-infused bars he'd mollywop emcees with during his Philly come-up β€” and later, on The Lyricist Lounge, a New York incubator for the industry's illest rhyme-spitters, from Mos Def to Eminem.”

It should be illegal for Axios to write about rap

08.08.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1306    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 112

This is WILD

08.08.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d love to hear your thoughts on Xanadu

08.08.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rain stopped after 4 minutes. Still dark af tho

08.08.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rain in the 55419

08.08.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Return of the Sacred Crab
YouTube video by The Soft Boys - Topic Return of the Sacred Crab

youtu.be/i64vYLW_Lc8?...

08.08.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Michael Kandel
@K ANDEL
X.com
I would quit this app but sadly no other social media platform has figured out how to automatically refresh my feed and replace a post I wanted to read with an ad for the state of israel
12:32 PM β€’ 8/7/25 β€’ 140K Views

Michael Kandel @K ANDEL X.com I would quit this app but sadly no other social media platform has figured out how to automatically refresh my feed and replace a post I wanted to read with an ad for the state of israel 12:32 PM β€’ 8/7/25 β€’ 140K Views

08.08.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1485    πŸ” 190    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Been there

08.08.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™„

07.08.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Protocol breach!

07.08.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I was at the store with carpet

07.08.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Muskrat Love isn’t a song you need to hear when making a morning grocery run.
#GetItOut

07.08.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Vlad, Vlad, Vlad, some lemmings, Rosie ODonnell, Vlad…

06.08.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness

06.08.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

Klaus was an inspiration to us all, some people just don’t know it yet

06.08.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That would require brainpower and critical thinking skills, this guy possesses neither

05.08.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GROSS

04.08.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Edge of Edina and Richfield. Old person central

04.08.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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So much dumbassery

04.08.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

this is one sentence?!

04.08.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 932    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 22
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THIS HAPPENED TO ME! The last 20 minutes was in Spanish and it wouldn’t switch back. Even rebooted my phone. lol

04.08.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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