Jordy

I love living in the city. I got a bag of potato chips

Kum and go would prefer if you didn't smoke cigarettes outside of their establishment. Instead they have a wonderful, designated, smoking station located in their dumpster.

Can't even crack open my own pbr in the Applebee's parking lot no mo' without trouble. This towns gone to sheat.

I love my lesbian goth wives.

Snack city bitch, snack , snack city bitch. 10, 20, 30 snacks flying off my tiddies bitch.

I learned if I buy myself snacks, I have no self control. If I buy other people snacks, they only give me little bit; so I can't eat till I'm sick. I've started just buying too many snacks for others in hopes I get some now.

When we lock eyes, you gotta feel it.

I ate all the snacks; not leaving any for the next guy. Which was pretty messed up, as I was also the next guy.

Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy Clefairy

Turns out all I really needed was pretty people saying sweet things to me.

I've been playing pokemmo and just continously catching turtwigs and then selling them.

I like to sit in the shower; at least an hour, and think about where I went wrong.

I love getting told I'm sweet. I love being a sweet heart.

I think if you're gonna buy nudes you should at least shop locally.

I'm either a sweet heart or a freak. No in-between.

Here's a photo of me.

Stupid to miss people

'Super Smash Bros' was released 26 years ago today 🕹️