Cait🦊

Am I insane for going to Denver on a whim to see a man I’ve only met once? Probably. But the world’s falling apart anyway

It is hard for me to understand people who lack critical thinking skills. It feels like every thought I have is critical. Sometimes I don’t even know how much I’ve been analyzing something until I speak on it

Just in case anyone needed a refresher on what true evil is…

I love when a dog barks and it sounds like BARK! BARK!

I don’t wanna work I wanna spin around in hoops and hang out with girls all day

New favorite party trick is to subtly prove to a man how much stronger than him I am

Every single month the week before my period I’m absolutely ravenous but always shocked like it’s the first time it’s ever happened to me I cannot comprehend it

When he makes your bed for you >>>>

We’re doing labels here now? Why is the internet so sanitized I hate it

Leg muscles poppin off

Yessss

✨weight loss journey✨

Warm up bits and pieces (+ silly stuff)

I’m gonna fuck this guy’s wife frfr

I need to just fucking move far away lol

You terrify me, wanna fuck?

I’m sick of clothes being ugly boring muted shades and neutrals. I hate beige

a person looking out a window with blinds on ALT: a person looking out a window with blinds on

Me rn waiting for my new desk and office organization to be here instead of one stop away

I still forget that I have a whole car and can just do whatever I want whenever I want

Very consciously right now thinking about the absurdly large number of people in the country who don’t believe that what’s happening in our government won’t affect them

Having ~dreams ~ about someone is sometimes the quickest way to wanting to kiss them

« Anyone would be lucky to have you » just feels so condescending when obviously they don’t feel that way…

Getting angry about how much more frequently I have to be grateful about my fallopian tubes being gone

I’m not frequently an « it’s the children who are wrong » kinda gal but the children are WRONG about what they call preppy now it’s pissing me AWFF

And we’re basically the same person

Wowowow maybe Thomas 😍 (it’s true though life IS short friends)

Republicans are the enemy.

Least favorite type of person has GOT to be a prude. I need you to choke on your modesty

We should start asking people "why would you say that?" more often