Grim Savant

@ducksunlimited

"If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal. I can call you Betty, and Betty, when you call me, you can call me A.I."

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

a man in a white shirt and black tie is sitting in a chair holding a microphone . ALT: a man in a white shirt and black tie is sitting in a chair holding a microphone .

At A.W.S. this morning...

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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

You're welcome.

Pay more attention to how often you blink because it's weird. Think about this at the most awkward times like in the middle of talking to other people. Then, start comparing how often they blink to how often you blink. Do your eyes stay shut for too long? Has this always been happening?

Pediatricians are facing an ethical dilemma: drop unvaccinated families to protect other patients or keep them and hope they change their minds. If we’re talking about free will, that goes both ways, doctors have the right and duty to protect their patients. Drop the families.

It's fine.
It's just that I have a slight problem trusting politicians when they say words.

I have a friend who happens to be a young dog.
She wrote this joke:

I do not have thumbs. But I do have...
...
...
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Awkward paws.

You don't have to judge Columbus by the standards of today. His tenure as governor of Hispaniola was so horrific that he was dragged back to Spain in chains to answer for his many crimes.

Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.

I think we can all agree that Count Chocula was the best tasting Halloween themed cereal until they changed the flavor from blood to "chocolate" or whatever.

Live Updates: María Corina Machado Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

María Corina Machado Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy.

www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...

Pritzker: "He wants to militarize major cities because he wants us to get used to the idea of troops on the streets. I believe he's gonna post people outside of polling places and if he needs to in order to control those elections, he'll assume control of the ballot boxes & count the votes himself"

#millertime #greyalien #aoc

#ICE

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Hope

Not a single Greta hater could do what she has done, face what she's faced, bear abuse and humiliation at the hands of the most psychotic and genocidal army. They haven't an ounce of her bravery and that's what drives them crazy. Free Greta, free Palestine🇵🇸

At least Emperor Palpatine had skills and was intelligent. THIS guy is every bit as evil but just a silver spoon fed dolt. A used car salesman with an ego the size of (ironically) Russia. Turnip is just a puppet...

It's been a long time, but I think I might finally be ready for some spooktacular savings.

Silence speaks.

Larva

I don't know about you, but I have met several terrestrials that, to me, seem VERY "extra".

100%

Goblincore?

RFK jr is a zombie.

Dern it all! One them conservative christian paradoxels! But don't fret none, lil darlin, Prince Porkcheeks is gonna take a break from his vacations and pick up the torch.