Grim Savant

I've been reading my dog Charlotte's Web before bed. Today, she started asking random spiders in the house to write "HUMBLE" in their web. Yes, I explained to her that asking someone to call you humble kind of takes the point out of the whole deal. My dog does not care.

There are other places to eat.

It is absolutely wild that the guy who won’t stop yelling about law and order is now personally stepping in to keep January 6 documents hidden from the police officers who were attacked that day. He knows exactly what’s in those files and he is terrified the country will see it.

Russia’s hybrid warfare puts Europe to the test Officials suspect a campaign of sabotage that once looked opportunistic may be a strategic escalation

"The sites Russia is targeting, the risks it is willing to take, and its apparent goals reflect more than just a response to the dynamics of its conflict with Ukraine"

from the @financialtimes.com, on the Russian sabotage campaign in Europe

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More of this nationwide please!

I guess we should start the clock for Jabba to pardon him?
#peacefulpipebombs

On this day, thousands and thousands of years ago, dogs and cats domesticated humans and became masters. They will celebrate later by yawning and stretching while you freak out about your energy bill.

Fentanyl. Drug Overdoses, including Fentanyl, are not even in the top 20 causes of death in the USA. Cancer, Diabetes, Covid, Heart Disease all in the top 10, and all have had their research funding cut. They aren't murdering just Venezuelans. However they are killing us much slower.

I really hope members of the press are reading this because nobody seems to be willing to ask the tough questions. Questions like; Can Ewoks and Wookies interbreed? And the obvious follow up; Is it like dogs? Not the act itself, but the genetics. Can you get the Ewook equivalent of a labradoodle?

On this season of Stranger Things, Vecna seems to be tweeting in ALL CAPS an awful lot...

It being the holiday period, I think more people should be outspoken regarding not liking nuts in certain things.
Like politics for instance.

I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"

Denial is often cognitive dissonance with a sweet candy coating.

This is insane and offensive! That's totally not how you use a soldering iron to remove an ankle monitor.

Except Country artists (because, honestly, who can tell). They should do a mandatory Christopher Walken version.

I think there should be an expectation that, when seeing any band live, they perform at least one entire song in their best Elmer Fudd impression.

Many great legal scholars told me that the Oval Office decorations were not gold spray painted Home Depot decorations. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

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ABSOLUTELY. I think all of us feel like it's already been a long winter, and we are tied up on a couch next to some people who are definitely going to try to eat our faces.

Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.

Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...

Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

I think the world is ready to see a lot more of Bugs Bunny relentlessly tormenting a chubby, orange faced man in an ill-fitting suit.

Does anybody know who makes Dogs? I've been so happy with them that I was wondering if they continued similar manufacturing after version D. I know Bogs and Cogs, though specifically useful, were considered "beta" stages and Fogs turned out to be a disaster. But what happened to version E?

I admit, I did not foresee the "Trump blowing Bubba" email being released on National Pickle Day, but here we are.

You gotta have your Smeagoals in life

A reminder that the Epstein files aren't a distraction from the oligarchy. They're an integral part of it.

(yes, this is most likely why)