How's things with you?
02.03.2026 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How's things with you?
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Hi, love. Yeah I'm ok... dealing with stuff 🙄
Thanks for asking!
'I claimed for the massage because there was no happy ending."
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Jesus... when did the race start?
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Excellent band name.
20.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0😅🤣🤣
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Oh, the grand old duke of york
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Fair enough.
17.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0364 days of the year no one gives a big fat rat's arse about pancakes.
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I've got the body of a 35-year old.
No room in the freezer, though.
*Confused face*
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Number 74 in my occasional series, 'Look at the size of this pineapple'.
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Hahaha! Worth a go.
04.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Walnuts: far too many calories for something that tastes bang average.
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Watched Mike Leigh's Bleak Moments for the first time. His directorial debut.
I'm a huge Leigh fan but the title is very apt. Couldn't wait for it to finish.
How dare you.
02.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me at a Dolly Parton party with one of the Dollys.
IRL she's a skinhead.
I was not bladdered at this point.
The final comment nearly killed me 😆
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😆😆
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Jesus suffering fuck.
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01.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ha! 55 years, more like.
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