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"If my two-year-old keeps growing at this rate, she'll weigh seven hundred pounds by age fifteen!"

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ditto with a | on his face

ditto with a | I on his face

ditto with | | on his face

ditto with |__ on his face

:3

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es lunes

02.03.2026 08:32 — 👍 1022 🔁 299 💬 7 📌 19

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

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Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries

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“I put forward months and months ago a proposal that said, with respect to any country, any country that receives U.S. military assistance — has to agree to, No. 1, comply by American law and by international law. You know who came out against that? AIPAC came out against that,” Van Hollen said.

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Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

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“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”

James Baldwin

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what a crazy night for sam altman to be like "yeah we got that dept of war deal, and there's no moral concerns here"

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things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

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Listing for Old spice x the super Mario Galaxy mens 24/7 shower fresh cosmic quest body wash, scent of star showers

Alright fellow kings, it's time to smell like mario

27.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 376 🔁 64 💬 3 📌 3

the-unflappablewolf Who would you trust more? total stranger in a star trek shirt? 94.5% total stranger in a star wars shirt? 5.5% 99.421 Stimmen • Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden thebaconsandwichofregret No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

No but this is entirely correct

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Katherine LaNasa Admits She Had Never Heard Of Blood Before ‘The Pitt’

Katherine LaNasa Admits She Had Never Heard Of Blood Before ‘The Pitt’ https://theonion.com/katherine-lanasa-admits-she-had-never-heard-of-blood-before-the-pitt/

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“I never see you at the gym.” Oh? I never see you upon the loom.

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YouTube video by FishEnds Major Partagaz Enjoys Cerveza Cristal

It truly does keep spreading, doesn't it?

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Explaining the French Revolution to an American

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btw if Canada wants to retaliate by burning the White House down again that's fine

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USA? USA? USA?

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Angels: fake
Dragons: Real but extinct
Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered.
Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening.
Bigfoot: fake and extinct

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