The Mimic's Vault

Text reads: POV, you are about to be told that monogamy is outdated and problematic. Image: the new cast of Critical Role all gathered very close to one another giving off an unintentional polyamorous vibe.

I feel like Earth is our swimming pool, and God just deleted the ladder.

The incredible urge to live alone in a cabin for a year and lose my fucking mind.

My face atleast three times a day: Image of a woman looking sideways in disgust.

A crudely carved mask in a horrific expression. Text reads “it’s been a year since I met the one that completes me :heart eyes emoji: thank you earthen artifact that doesn’t show up in mirrors and boils water when placed in it. I love you”

Loved first class but honestly skipped this one cause it just looked like a cgi-schlock fest full of fan service and no actual substance.

“Girl dinner” I whisper to myself as I make my third bowl of cereal.

I feel like we could create a betting pool of when this will happen.

I feel like the lil guy’s really stolen the show

Congratulations! You won all the Grammys! Billie Eilish: picture of a derpy Goldeen plushie with puffy lips.

The Pokémon Psyduck staring at a burning laptop.

Monday

“How else can I use a tattoo gun?”

If you multi-class into Useful Man you unlock the Toad Doctor class

Look what they took from you (citing a link to the following text) Looking at Wikipedias list of obsolete jobs and dreaming of a better life Cigarette girl Garden hermit High priestess of Athena Polias Lady’s companion Ninja Priest hunter Professional mourning Runemaster Toad doctors Useful man

New TTRPG classes dropped

In times like these, I really just want to play Mörk Borg.

Me and the boys

There you go acting like liberty and justice for all means something! /s

“This project will cost taxpayers billions of dollars and have no tangible benefits, I will not be taking questions at this time.” -this idiot, probably

YouTube video by Screen Rant Plus SDCC 2025: Star Trek Legend George Takei Gets Personal In New Graphic Novel

My brother @evandmu.bsky.social got interview George Takei!

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I like that the shoulder cannon looks like a little hand is holding it. Pew pew.

For the record, I hate all body hair equally. Also, Polo’s are an invasive species that have done irreparable damage to the ecosystem.

Iron Sultanate is coming along. My plan is to have two fully painted warbands to coerce my friends into finally playing Trench Crusade 😎

We all get a little lost in the Xander Xone

Just got a tsunami warning in Sonoma County. Absolutely wild.

Russia laughing with one whole party in their pocket

Thanks! Here’s maybe my favorite, Lion of Jabir for the Iron Sultanate

Getting into Trench Crusade. Maybe halfway done painting two small warbands for the Court of the Seven Headed Serpent and Iron Sultanate.