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@noodmutt.bsky.social

๐Ÿ”ž NSFW 21+ Body & sex positivity & #nudism #fkk Sun, sand & nature lover #TTRPG enjoyer CA ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ #PNW, #Vancouver, BC ๐Ÿšซ No patience for politics, transphobes or toxic masculinity

3,055 Followers  |  646 Following  |  1,085 Posts  |  Joined: 02.09.2023  |  1.981

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If I have to wear anything at all small speedos are the best!

03.11.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy hallow wieners on this flaccid cock Friday #fcf

31.10.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hot damn... Need a hand or a tongue or a mouth to help with that?

31.10.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guys these days are twats. You are handsome and sexy and I and many others would be lucky to have a dick appointment with you.

๐Ÿป๐Ÿค—

31.10.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now there's a gaggle of handsome men if I've ever seen one ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค—

28.10.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Friendly and squarepeg I believe

28.10.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next time your butt is in my neck of the woods ๐Ÿ˜‰

28.10.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks! I rather like these fat stubby ones โ˜บ๏ธ

28.10.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My attempt at a resting bear face for #mcm

27.10.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sexy. And that shirt!! ๐Ÿ˜

26.10.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Does this help?

25.10.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do your research! It's not for everyone but for some it's awesome. A guy I know who did body mods for a living said of all his mods, including the forked tongue, the PA would be the one he'd tell himself not to get. But then again I know plenty of people with who love them.

25.10.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy weekend handsome. Big furry naked hugs ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค—

25.10.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're doing that on Halloween. You'd fit right in with the group ๐Ÿ˜‰

24.10.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All the time now. And it is all ages not just the younger guys.

24.10.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#tbt 5yrs ago when I still worked in an office building. I was one of the very few who got naked in the locker room and didn't change under a towel ๐Ÿ™„

24.10.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 116    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Body dysmorphia is a thing but I liked myself in this one and wanted to share a bonus wet cock Wednesday pic

23.10.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 140    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holay hell sexy ๐Ÿฅต

22.10.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy hump day

22.10.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm more of a take a seat kinda guy but you look like you have a tasty ass so come on down ๐Ÿ‘…

22.10.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine are mostly random people I don't remember ever interacting with. So that leaves it as they favorited me... which is kinda odd if we've never interacted

22.10.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You look good in everything ๐Ÿ˜˜

21.10.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah just means that anyone who has set their content filters to hide adult or nudity will not see it

20.10.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's make it happen!

20.10.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

20.10.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Don't mind if I do. Here's a game... How long can you play your video game before me playing with your joystick distracts you? ๐Ÿ˜‰

20.10.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holay hell what a nice ass

19.10.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've come to think of it as entitlement. Most of them are looking at their phone instead of watching where they are going and they expect everyone else to accommodate them. I've had a few get downright irate at me for them walking into me.

19.10.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜˜

19.10.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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