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The walk to the food court feels like it's taking longer each time

04.03.2026 03:18 — 👍 21    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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He's got some big dinner plans

25.02.2026 03:01 — 👍 49    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0
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"Hey! Long time no see! Still part of the sports club? Nah that was a LONG time ago, wanna catch up over lunch?"

18.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 51    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0
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Where did all the soda go? it's a mystery.

11.02.2026 03:30 — 👍 47    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0
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Beau's appetite is really rubbing off on Bam

04.02.2026 03:37 — 👍 253    🔁 36    💬 2    📌 0
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Someone has taken note of all the weight he's been putting on

28.01.2026 02:48 — 👍 103    🔁 30    💬 3    📌 0
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He'd better pull up a chair, he'll be there a while

21.01.2026 02:49 — 👍 116    🔁 33    💬 2    📌 0
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They always seem to have his order ready by the time he comes in

14.01.2026 03:49 — 👍 53    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0
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He may not be able to stand anymore but he sure can eat

07.01.2026 03:53 — 👍 31    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0
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The holidays really did a number on his waistline

31.12.2025 03:05 — 👍 34    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0
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Can never have too many holiday cookies

24.12.2025 02:24 — 👍 33    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0
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Designated cookie disposal deer

17.12.2025 03:50 — 👍 115    🔁 23    💬 2    📌 0
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Those pants don't fit quite as well as they used to

10.12.2025 04:06 — 👍 80    🔁 17    💬 1    📌 0
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They both love baking albeit in slightly different ways

03.12.2025 04:03 — 👍 63    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 0
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It's getting colder but the winter weight they've accumulated is sure to keep them warm

26.11.2025 04:19 — 👍 41    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0
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Hard to see where you are going with that big gut in the way

19.11.2025 04:29 — 👍 47    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 0
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Someone at the office must really like them

12.11.2025 03:30 — 👍 36    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0
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Something tells me he's not paying much attention to the game

05.11.2025 03:57 — 👍 99    🔁 27    💬 3    📌 0
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Pinatas always end up just a bit rounder during this time of year

29.10.2025 02:54 — 👍 43    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0
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His daily strolls have turned into daily waddles ever since that sweet shop opened up

22.10.2025 02:42 — 👍 99    🔁 22    💬 3    📌 0
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His belly makes sure to remind him its time for breakfast

15.10.2025 03:06 — 👍 196    🔁 40    💬 0    📌 0
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If you can't see the numbers on the scale anymore that just means there's nothing to worry about

08.10.2025 02:59 — 👍 123    🔁 30    💬 2    📌 0
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Some dragons hoard gold, This one hoards fat

01.10.2025 02:35 — 👍 74    🔁 19    💬 1    📌 0
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They've only just now realized how fattening that stuff really is

24.09.2025 02:16 — 👍 47    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0
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His gym days are long over

17.09.2025 02:35 — 👍 70    🔁 18    💬 2    📌 0
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If there WAS a secret dessert level, Bubsy has no idea what could have pawsibly happened to it!

10.09.2025 02:20 — 👍 100    🔁 23    💬 1    📌 0
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He just can't get enough of those shakes, to the detriment of that stool he's sitting on

03.09.2025 02:52 — 👍 80    🔁 21    💬 1    📌 0
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At least that jacket still fits! (for now)

27.08.2025 02:16 — 👍 108    🔁 25    💬 1    📌 0
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There may be no more room on the couch but, there's plenty of room for seconds and thirds!

20.08.2025 02:48 — 👍 46    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0
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The boss didn't want them seeing each other unless it was work related but, I think they've found a way around it

13.08.2025 02:54 — 👍 94    🔁 25    💬 2    📌 1