Eileen

How do I tell if the hot bar tender is being nice or flirting with me? I'm the first customer in and she's chatting away to me at my table.

The irony of some lad trying to steal my phone while I'm on the way to a self defense class. I don't need to attack, I just respond with a Dublin accent and tell them to fuck off, job done.

Hahaaaa my mams home help is a Brazilian lesbian. No straights allowed in this house!!

ré-reskeeting this cause Aoibhín fixed the alt text

That's very true!

Thank you! I've stolen your girlfriend for lunch and cinema on Saturday, hope you don't mind!

I'm exhausted. I want to sleep so badly. But every time I go to sleep I'm having the most vivid and terrible dreams. I just want to sleep god damn it.

I also have a tension headache.

Stress? I hardly know them!

Having a stomach flu but also being hungry is hell. Hopefully these dry crackers stay down 😭

This is why when people say "oh for that money you could've gotten a big house in the country", yeah but then I'd be in the country side and for years growing up in just the suburbs, I already know I hate public transport!

Speaking on the same show this morning, Minister for Health, Jennifer Carroll MacNeill, said the government would support the Master of the Rotunda, Professor Sean Daly, “as best appropriate” if he chose to take a judicial review application against the decision.

Leaving aside the broader story very funny to see the government, which has been blaming judicial reviews for every ill in the country, suddenly decide JRs should be supported when they align with what they want

Living with my Mam after years of working on my self esteem, I'm now truly discovering where my disordered eating comes from. Jesus Christ woman, stop demonising food!! There is no bad food. All food is good, except turnips, they're evil.

Fuck yeah, Netflix has Stargate back. Woohoo!

The club has a traffic light colour system for saying if you are available, desirable and taken. Do I take an available? I want to cause I'm convinced the livelihood of someone coming up to me is very low, but what do I do if they do?? Talk to people??

Got us tickets!

Woooo!!

Anyone going to chewie really good Friday in the ambassador? Méabh will be at Manchester punk festival and I'm still not confident enough to go to a gig alone. I'll buy you a ticket if you'll be my friend!

After months of my mam's old public health nurse not referring her to a new one near me and leaving me to do everything, my mam's new public health nurse is dropping by on Thursday 🥳

I think I need to send my mams social worker flowers as she was the only one helping me.

I was told piercings and tattoos were bad, and people who have them are scary.

If true, then why does everyone stop me for directions? Even tho I've my headphones on, people still approach me asking for help. Why? Why am I so approachable!

latest radio show episode is up! next episode is the 8th of March :)

Oh no! Granted you've had a busy weekend! It may be online soon tho!

Listen to my wife's radio show!

I had a nice long shower, I have a facemask on and I'm listening to my wife's radio show while relaxing. A perfect Sunday morning. Now if I could train the rabbits to bring me coffee in bed 🤔

I think I might go mad. How have I become the parent to my mother? If not supervised she will stay up until 6am watching netflix. She only went to bed cause the speakers died and she doesn't know how to charge them.

She's also deaf so I could hear the TV in bed.

I fucking hate this.

Exactly! A childhood friend of mine was hit by a car that was speeding and on the wrong side of the road. She was in a cycle group, they are hard to miss! She was murdered and he was found not guilty and he got to keep his licence.

UCD r/UCD Post (from obvious garda) "If anyone on campus & wanna smoke a doobie, DM" With replies "Okay police officer" "Nice try FBI" "fed" "no thank u mr garda"

My Neice just sent me this UCD version of the "how do you do fellow kids" meme

Niamos started playing on one of my playlists and I'm now wishing I could be crashing out like Mon Mothma at a fancy party rather than being slightly high while doing dishes.

Dating is hard. Am I Demi and this feels weird compared to just meeting a person through a friend or am I just not into them? I dunno.

Maybe I'm too burnt out and depressed right now and need someone to just say "I like you, you good? Cool. Let's just hang out and dissociate together".

Yeah, it's like wearing a scarf to bed!

not surprised that the bsky mod team thinks being mean to a sex abuser is a worse offense than being a sex abuser

It's a pain in the arse. When I've had long hair I usually just ended up tying it up, as it would drive me mad.