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Axel Springer buys Telegraph in £575mn deal German media group has gatecrashed a proposed acquisition by the owner of the Daily Mail

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Times front page with banner reading “Why men my age want wives to obey”

This headline is not actually telling the story of the article - which is the writer’s genuine concern at those new stats. But it was a headline that made my heart sink - it feels like any news coverage should be very clearly a condemnation of such backwards thinking

Man rescued from Deansgate phone box after trying to order a kebab The man had entered the booth in Deansgate, Manchester, hoping to order a kebab

Suspect that drink may have been a factor in this incident involving a genuine antique pissoir.

Wot

Ya reckon?

She’s learnt her lesson about wanting hotels full of foreigners and immigrants being burnt down. See. Prison does work

As journalists working today many of us are taught to recognise disinformation when we see it and fight back against it.

Unfortunately there are some who willingly seek it out and put it on their front pages. A disgrace to the profession.

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Season 5 / Episode 22

"Say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl.
Ya just give' em one of these."

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well wrap me in a flag and smear some vegemite on my face, i'm feeling bloody patriotic seeing global investors pouring money into Australian bonds because our economy is less vulnerable to AI disruption because we're dummies who can only dig things out of the ground and sign up for mortages

We're so back.

Anyone wanging on about our ‘Judeo-Christian heritage’ should be forced to make their internet search history publicly available

not lol

lol

Fuck off.

Usually not one to overreact....but after this WC I think George Bailey should be fired into the sun. #T20WC

You had one job Italy. #T20WC

Harry Brook being a massive idiot is the best thing about world cricket these days.

Come on Scotland. #T20WC

Boo.

Harry Brook being a massive idiot is the best thing about world cricket these days.

Come on Scotland. #T20WC

Turns out Australia has never beaten Zimbabwe in a WC....and today will be no different. #T20WC

Going to be absolute scenes on Lygon St 🇮🇹🇮🇹 #T20WC

#Libspills used to be exciting, something that'd force you to the pub after someone got unceremoniously rolled.

This one's just pathetic/shit. #Auspol

Massive shithousery going on in the #T20WC...

Single frame. Chris Minns stands beside a massive tonne weight marked NSW POLICE being lowered by a crane. Visible sticking out from under the weight are hands, legs, a woman’s face, a keffiyeh and placards saying “NO TO GENOCIDE”, “FREE PALESTINE”, “HERZOG OUT”, “NO TO VIOLENCE” Minns says, “Thst should socially cohere them nicely.”

Cohesion.
My @smh cartoon.

Great stuff.

Bah.

Please Nepal, the cricket world need this. #T20WC