Jakespeare in Love

SPIRIT. 😜

I’ve waited decades to use this joke.

"My beard's kind of a ZZ Top right now"

"Really? I would have said you were a ZZ bottom."

🌓🌎🌞 <-- lunar eclipse

🌎🌓🌞 <-- solar eclipse

🌎🌞🌗 <-- apocalypse

I’ll be able to see it in the morning on my way to babysit my niece!

This is exactly the excuse Christian Nationalists are using to justify supporting him despite him literally breaking all Ten Commandments.

They'd vote for the antichrist if they thought it would bring about the return of Jesus.

“Stop thinking about the sign!” yells the party doctor. Everyone takes one damage from thinking about the sign.

Maybe I’ll make it so it only happens once a minute, then. That’s enough time to get the Cognitohazard cure, right?

Proof that Xennials are the best generation because we get the millennial nostalgia but don’t get blamed for it.

@sloanewinters.bsky.social, next larp I’m going to use this sign with another one that reads “If you think about this sign, take 1 Damage by Presence.”

This actually fits pretty well with my last retweet.

A male and female Pikachu dressed in white and purple vacation outfits

Superplexis on TikTok just referred to the two new Pikachu costumes as “that weird Pokémon Go couple across the bar that likes your vibe,” and I can’t unthink it.

In the style of an industrial warning sign — WARNING Cognitohazard: Do not think about it

I kept needing this, so I finally made it.

Opinion | There is no reason to think this war with Iran is necessary Trump criticized the Iraq War. Now he’s making the same mistakes.

My big takeaway from the invasion of Iraq—which I regret having supported—is that the US should go to war only when it has to. It should not engage in preventative wars against nebulous threats based on suspect intelligence and without a clear endgame. Yet here we go again. wapo.st/4seF5K1

Spending a chill afternoon watching Frieren. I haven’t binged an anime in a long time.

Five things I like to satisfy May’s terms.

-fantasy and medieval costumed events
-roleplaying games
-cooking with friends and family
-wolves, were and non-were
-adventures

Also, it's a really robust demo! I've put two hours in it already and haven't gotten to the end. There's more in the demo than in some other games I've played.

Enter the Chronosphere Demo on Steam Everything moves when you do in Enter the Chronosphere, the turn-based bullet hell roguelike. Each chronosphere is procedurally generated with defenders and biomes from the worlds it has consumed. Bre...

The demo for Enter the Chronosphere is out, and it's a pretty great turn-based bullet hell roguelike with lots of color and whimsy. And you can play a bear.

I first saw it at PAX East and just the visuals alone hooked me. Luckily, the game is also pretty fun!

store.steampowered.com/app/2162560/...

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

When asked how I’d like my character to be executed while playing Blood on the Clocktower, I said I’d like to be chased off a cliff by a pack of naked roller skating bisexuals.

#BloodOnTheClocktower

No one has ever met a real libertarian in the USA.

A pair of books, one a D&D adventure called Baldur’s Gate Descent into Avernus and the other called All Systems Red by Martha Wells.

I was wondering if I’d ever find a Dungeons and Dragons book at my local Savers, and where in the book section I’d find it. (It was in the Fantasy/Sci-Fi shelf.)

Bonus Murderbot, too!

Happy birthday to all the Pokémon!

I am so very pretty.

Technically, it was 99 Barbarians, 99 Barbarians, 99 Barbarians, and 99 Barbarians.

Will your stalwart band choose to
(F)ight or
(R)un?

Beef is the new cake.

I lend mine to my brother so his kid can play it eventually.

Decided the go back and finish the Bard’s Tale Trilogy remake, which brought back a bunch of memories from my Apple IIGS era. (Mostly memories of 99 Barbarians, etc.)

I was really pleased to see Becky Burger’s name in the credits when I was finished.

We literally know now that anti-trans legislation was pushed by a pedophile ring to allow a pedophile ring to serve a pedophile ring’s interests, and legislators have decided the best course of action is to keep doing what the pedophile ring wants.