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Your Web9 destination for all your dual-wielding quasi-fungible swashbuckling needs. He/him. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights.

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Whatever Douthat says, do the opposite of that.

06.11.2025 01:20 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

And my hotel is pretty close to Retro Games, makers of my beloved Metroid Prime.

05.11.2025 17:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holy carp, Austin has so many game stores! Card games, video games, Magic cards, my Goog map is swarming with games!

05.11.2025 17:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I guess I shouldn’t have worried if brought enough of my meds for my trip, given that I’ve missed taking my meds a few times.

05.11.2025 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

05.11.2025 13:57 — 👍 18558    🔁 4592    💬 151    📌 175
Photo of NBC’s exit poll data (from my work laptop, lol) showing Mamdani splitting the straight vote equally with Cuomo, but taking the LGBTQ+ vote by more than 5:1. Even though the LGBTQ+ slice is only 14% of the population, they were a LANDSLIDE in his favor.

Photo of NBC’s exit poll data (from my work laptop, lol) showing Mamdani splitting the straight vote equally with Cuomo, but taking the LGBTQ+ vote by more than 5:1. Even though the LGBTQ+ slice is only 14% of the population, they were a LANDSLIDE in his favor.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

05.11.2025 05:39 — 👍 12190    🔁 4112    💬 58    📌 194

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

05.11.2025 15:55 — 👍 9804    🔁 1728    💬 377    📌 99

I’m here for this.

05.11.2025 00:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a group of cowboys are dancing in a circle in a dark room . Alt: a group of cowboys are dancing in a circle in a dark room .

Extra Hot Great just asked the question, “what boy band would you trust to remodel your house?” And my immediate answer was the Saja Boys.

05.11.2025 00:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nap at the hotel? Or e-bike ride around the park?

04.11.2025 18:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very few likes on other comments, very few replies. It’s bot behavior.

03.11.2025 22:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only a year ago, my governor’s page got a few dozen comments, maybe up to a hundred on something righties really hated, and now it’s a few hundred in under an hour. And most just repeat the same thing.

It’s not free speech, or conversation, it’s just noise.

03.11.2025 21:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You know, I liked Facebook better when they made it harder to see politicians and political posts, instead of opening the floodgates to trolls and bots.

03.11.2025 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Whatever Douthat says, do the opposite of that.

02.11.2025 18:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Complicit. They’re making money from this or are so deep in their beliefs that they can’t get out.

02.11.2025 16:43 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve quit telling people that I disagree with them. Instead, I now say, “I’m gonna have to agree with myself on this one.” It’s self-positive, non-confrontational, and just weird enough to end the conversation.

31.01.2025 23:25 — 👍 5362    🔁 846    💬 164    📌 66

Trump and Epstein have even more in common than we thought.

01.11.2025 14:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Klingon Yoda: “Today is a good day to do or do not.”

01.11.2025 06:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy birthday, Juno!

31.10.2025 19:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We were listening to the early-released parts yesterday!

31.10.2025 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's almost Halloween - if you're looking for something thrilling and chilling to read, have you checked out The Vow yet? My partner and I spent 4 years making the evil T4T erotica of our dreams with the fervent hope that it would become a part of your nightmares 🖤🩸

29.10.2025 17:44 — 👍 108    🔁 60    💬 0    📌 0

I want to know if there is a group chat of people who’ve slept with Paul Rudd called the Ruddfuckers.

30.10.2025 17:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s everyone’s job to help the poor, and government is a useful tool to do it.

30.10.2025 03:49 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

When modern Christians say “it’s not the government’s job to help the poor,” they’re not echoing Jesus, Paul, the prophets, or the early church.

They’re echoing figures like Ayn Rand, who despised Christianity’s communal ethic of compassion and called altruism a “moral evil.”

30.10.2025 02:38 — 👍 568    🔁 182    💬 35    📌 11

Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time

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28.10.2025 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you don't hate Nazis by the age of 20 you don't have a heart
If you don't hate Nazis by the age of 40 you are a Nazi

28.10.2025 10:59 — 👍 209    🔁 45    💬 1    📌 3
Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

14.10.2025 21:10 — 👍 8378    🔁 2780    💬 2    📌 48

This is vacation packing, not house packing.

28.10.2025 02:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate packing.

I would apparently much rather play video games than pack in a timely manner.

28.10.2025 01:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The bit at theof begging of the Prologue to Fellowship of the Ring where the string instruments kick in? The leimotif for the One Ring? I could listen to that over and over.

It's sorrow and grief and power and mystery all at once. It's an amazing theme.

27.10.2025 21:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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