Jakespeare in Love

I am still very amused that my bard's cat familiar is named Macavity.

#DungeonsAndDragons

NANCY MACE: What is a woman? Have you learned that lesson?

WALZ: I'm the governor of Minnesota. I'm not here to be a prop for your obsession.

It not a war unless it's from the la Guerre region, otherwise it's just sparkling major combat operations.

RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

This is what the revolution was fought over. Gift link.

www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/04/n...

RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

TAVERS: The Meow Wolf Roleplaying Game Immersive collaborative exploration based storytelling in a universe of multiple worlds

The Meow Wolf Roleplaying Game has hit Kickstarter, if you’ve ever wanted to jump through portals to other worlds and fight capitalism. It’s by Exalted Funeral and looks delightful.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/exa...

I just learned that “everything plus” is beatnik slang for “better than good-looking” and that’s a perfect phrase to bring back, given how many things are plus these days.

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That pic’s a gas, daddy-o.

If I were anywhere near there I’d ask for a sketch of the beatnik Visigoths from the Replacement God. Those guys were everything plus.

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

Maybe we shouldn’t elect leaders who want to start Armageddon?

SPIRIT. 😜

I’ve waited decades to use this joke.

"My beard's kind of a ZZ Top right now"

"Really? I would have said you were a ZZ bottom."

🌓🌎🌞 <-- lunar eclipse

🌎🌓🌞 <-- solar eclipse

🌎🌞🌗 <-- apocalypse

I’ll be able to see it in the morning on my way to babysit my niece!

This is exactly the excuse Christian Nationalists are using to justify supporting him despite him literally breaking all Ten Commandments.

They'd vote for the antichrist if they thought it would bring about the return of Jesus.

“Stop thinking about the sign!” yells the party doctor. Everyone takes one damage from thinking about the sign.

Maybe I’ll make it so it only happens once a minute, then. That’s enough time to get the Cognitohazard cure, right?

Proof that Xennials are the best generation because we get the millennial nostalgia but don’t get blamed for it.

@sloanewinters.bsky.social, next larp I’m going to use this sign with another one that reads “If you think about this sign, take 1 Damage by Presence.”

This actually fits pretty well with my last retweet.

A male and female Pikachu dressed in white and purple vacation outfits

Superplexis on TikTok just referred to the two new Pikachu costumes as “that weird Pokémon Go couple across the bar that likes your vibe,” and I can’t unthink it.

In the style of an industrial warning sign — WARNING Cognitohazard: Do not think about it

I kept needing this, so I finally made it.

Opinion | There is no reason to think this war with Iran is necessary Trump criticized the Iraq War. Now he’s making the same mistakes.

My big takeaway from the invasion of Iraq—which I regret having supported—is that the US should go to war only when it has to. It should not engage in preventative wars against nebulous threats based on suspect intelligence and without a clear endgame. Yet here we go again. wapo.st/4seF5K1

Spending a chill afternoon watching Frieren. I haven’t binged an anime in a long time.

Five things I like to satisfy May’s terms.

-fantasy and medieval costumed events
-roleplaying games
-cooking with friends and family
-wolves, were and non-were
-adventures

Also, it's a really robust demo! I've put two hours in it already and haven't gotten to the end. There's more in the demo than in some other games I've played.

Enter the Chronosphere Demo on Steam Everything moves when you do in Enter the Chronosphere, the turn-based bullet hell roguelike. Each chronosphere is procedurally generated with defenders and biomes from the worlds it has consumed. Bre...

The demo for Enter the Chronosphere is out, and it's a pretty great turn-based bullet hell roguelike with lots of color and whimsy. And you can play a bear.

I first saw it at PAX East and just the visuals alone hooked me. Luckily, the game is also pretty fun!

store.steampowered.com/app/2162560/...

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.