MASHIRO KUNA

It’s not even exhaustion! You’re all just soooo boring *3*

You weren’t even here when I said that! Shush.

I just said hi..! Rude.

What’s weak about confidently lowering your guard?!

I do too! I just… can’t hear what he’s saying if I’m asleep. -3-

You can’t give me orders! I don’t report to you.

Zzzzzzzzzz… oh hey Kensei I didn’t see you there.

Find a more accurate lookalike then!

I can’t unsee Janice no matter how hard you try to make new insults happen, though.

Kensei looks like a really angry bratwurst.

Yanno the worst part is I kind of see it.

I made dinner for me and Kensei and the not-super lieutenant!!!!

:: I kinda have everything I really need to be alive and happy like. I don’t know what to ask for that I can actually be gifted

:: sobs idk what i want for Christmas

Right I forgot Rose was one of those European model types.

Janice was on muppet babies, you know—

Is he talking about having a muppet baby?

Zzzzzzzzz

I won’t say which Kuchiki is “the other Kuchiki” and you can’t make me ^3^

Kyoraku, Soifon, Rose, Isane… zzzz… Kuchiki, Tetsuzaemon, Lisa…. Zzzz…. Hitsugaya, Kenpachi, Kurotsuchi and the other Kuchiki!!

I wish the best for most captains. <3

Good evening regular lieutenants and below your super lieutenant wishes you the best :)

i'm such a good friend :)

all in a day's work!

(stretching, before...)

ANNND AWAYYY!)

(leaping into the trees, disappearing. where will she pop up next? who knows. probably wherever kensei is.)

sake tastes yucky.

The only person to ever see that technique and live before today was Kensei.

Say...

SHINJI!! DO LITERALLY ANYTHING IF YOU'RE ALIVE!

(SUCCESS! Dusting herself off, patting herself down.)

I did it, I cured his anger issues!

(Blink.)

YOU'RE WELCOME!

SURPRISE MASHIRO "CHEER UP" KICK!!!!!

(flying at him from behind with a fucking spinning roundhouse kick like a fucking tokusatsu stunt actor!)

HEYYYYYYYYYYY. HEY SHINJI. @5akanade.bsky.social

just gonna warm up real quick.. he'll never see it coming >:)