Plambert (official)

You can’t fool me. That’s from The Great Muppet Caper.

I arm wrestled The Hulk

Obama is the only president to date born when there were 50 states

cran denshaw

#beastmode

haha, fortunately america is half a decade into an ambitous industrial policy plan of switching our energy grid over to clean solar and wind generated right here in the USA [aide whispers in ear] wait what

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

you are literally the one guy who isn't allowed to complain about this

such a shame that goon is now a sex thing, what else am i suppose to call my pair of oafish bumbling henchmen

LA Metro "Ride the D" shirt

Currently mad at myself for not buying this shirt last night from LA Metro b/c it's now out of stock

"ten generations of pokemon" and "fifty seasons of survivor" are both sentences designed to make me feel way older than i actually am

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Hey, I don't go here much anymore but I mentioned on PAH this week that I'm gonna try streaming Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown on Saturday at 1:00pm pacific time. If that interests you, follow me at www.twitch.tv/maggierobots

see if i were in congress this would be my protest. no yelling or signs. just wearing a long cap and stripey pajamas and going HONK SHOO really loudly

A digital poster inside the window of a dentistry practice, showing the staff merrily posing for a photo above the incredibly normal caption "JUST NORMAL PEOPLE WHO LOVE TEETH"

Hands up if you are normal and love teeth

Google Opinion Rewards question: Do you reside in Florida? - No - I don't know - Yes

Nearly 30 years of data mining has brought us here

One cool thing about unequivocally hating AI is that you will be proven right over and over again every single day

one thing that's kinda funny is the way Nixon was taught at least to me i thought of him as a strictly historical figure but he died in 1994. kinda funny to imagine him watching dave coulier slime wil wheaton on the nickelodeon kids choice awards.

its so crazy that modern star trek fumbled so hard in the wake of game of thrones. theatre actors doing epic monologues in plots that are 85% meetings had never been so hot. the goal was wide open. and then they made star trek picard

No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.

It's funny that JD Vance keeps bragging to people how Catholic he is and *multiple* popes keep telling him to shut the fuck up and fuck off

First rule of self-publishing: If there's not already a market for your book, create one.

You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to him”

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

OBAMA CHOOSING A FURSONA: Uhhhh…let me be deer

This doesn’t sound like the Wesley R. Dingus I know

Naming the policeman Officer X, Welles addressed him directly. "Wash your hands, Officer X. Wash them well. Scrub and scour, you won't blot out the blood of a blinded war veteran," Welles said. "Go on, suckle your anonymous moment while it lasts. You're going to be uncovered. We will blast out your name! We'll give the world your given name, Officer X. Yes, and your so-called Christian name. It's going to rise out of the filthy deep like the dead thing it is."

When Tom Homan, Trump and other Republicans defend the masking of ICE agents, I can't help but think of Orson Welles announcing on his radio show his intention of identifying the South Carolina police officer who violently attacked and blinded the uniformed Black veteran Isaac Woodard in 1946.

Kinda weird that the party that controls the House, the Senate, and the White House claims there's rampant voter fraud.

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich