Frogblobs

professional book sniffer

put that shadow away phil #groundhogday

forever persisting

you dropped this 🧠

mentally stable? in this economy???

which frog reminds you of your partner? 🐸💕

just let me sleep in

haven’t been thriving in a few years lol i cope through my cursed frog art 😔

call me Darn, cause i’ve been tootin! 🐸💨

exhausted frog laying down on a pink background with text that reads “overthinking? yah, I’m over thinking.”

overthinking? how about just over it.

time to tippy tap on my pooter

professional break downer

congrats!! you are stuck with me for another year!! #HappyNewYear2026

gets me all the time 😮‍💨

merry christmas from frogblobs

santa frog is coming to town to gift you with his glorious booty

{ #MerryChristmas #frogs #frogbutt }

so ?? confused ??

right? you reap what you sow

just call me a professional grudge holder ✌️

you just got cat fished 🐱🐟

guaranteed to be an explosive kiss 😘🐸

extremely tired + watching a lot of bbc merlin and this glorious creation is made 🐸⚔️

froggy is an icon 🐸

#thanksgiving cake is on us 💅🐸🦃🍂

me when i ask myself who spent all my money

a very important part of your progress. make sure to properly rest!

me when i’m overstimulated and someone breaths to loud

very, incredibly, forever, burnt out

snuggle up this winter with the coziest frog blanket you’ll ever see