Kitka Rose

Not too late to delete this... I'm just joshing you, it totally is.

Vicente Gonzalez, D-Texas; Don Davis, D-N.C.; and Henry Cuellar, D-Texas.

Cuellar was also the only democrat to vote against Mcgovern's War Powers Resolution. I'm sure it's in no way connected to the pardon he received from tRump.

Wait but which one is cooler I cannot tell

IT WAS 3D?!

Old woman I ride the bus with: "Jimmy Kimmel is dangerous! Hate speech!"
Me: "...I think youre reading the wrong things."

"I dont read anything!"

Aaaah.

I genuinely didn't know that Sandra Bullock died in Gravity.

Yesterday I brought food to a customer reading the paper so naturally I asked, "Any good news today?" And then I cackled hysterically. He pretended to stab himself in the heart and I apologized for the bad joke.

Holy shit, I think that's the first time I didn't deploy the Oxford comma and I'm pretty annoyed that I can't edit the comment. Not to mention the egregious capitilization of "bacon". To clarify, there was no Kevin on my pizza.

I used to get a chorizo, roasted poblano and Bacon slice and add pineapple and daaaaaamn.

I ate an entire jar of pickled asparagus last night. And both cloves of garlic.

But mostly accompanying salty meats. The best vegetarian version I've had included artichokes and sundried tomatoes. Any other suggestions are welcome. Pairing it with pickled jalapeños was a failure (although the two go great together on burgers).

I am morbidly curious about her response. Was it verbal? Or did she just walk away with her mouth partially agape and her eyes glazed over?

Trump supporter lady at work just asked me what I thought about the “Big Beautiful Bill.”

My response: Imagine someone bakes you a giant cake. The biggest cake you’ve ever seen. The entire inside of the cake is filled with actual human feces. But they put a couple sprinkles on top. That’s the bill.

Make no mistake:

Alligator Alcatraz IS a concentration camp, and they absolutely ARE planning genocide and ‘ethnic cleansing.’

As a white person, i don’t know what I can do to help, but if all I have is my voice, I will make sure it’s heard.

I just watched that Doctor Who episode

I'm going to guess Budapest, Hungary. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Clearly the end times. And for no other reason.

I woke up this morning and thought: What three things can I allow myself to stress about today? Then I read the news. Then I went to work. I narrowed it down to nine.

We claim every year

Rat seems equally apropos

Learning to prioritize my tantrum incentives

An addled president is shredding the Constitution to usher in white nationalism and fascism while destroying the economy and our health care, so if you’re going to write an alarmist op-ed because a mayoral candidate might open five (5) city-run grocery stores, you can kindly get bent.

I don't even live in New York and I've been paying attention enough to know you should not have ranked Cuomo at all.

Yes, it's hard to tell what is satire these days, but I too looked up the person and context clues were stroooong.

Shit, I forgot to worry about climate change

I am a (geriatric) millennial and we are basically the same age

*Series

And it feels like just yesterday that I was throwing fits over Russell Crowe's casting in Les Miserable.

It feels like a fetish? Annoy me harder no HARDER. Wondered how I got laid so often in my twenties.

I also worked today (which entails far too much social enteraction) and am recovering from a minor surgery and the world is on fire but mostly it's the internet.