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I really think this is the most likely case but they seem really, really unconcerned about what anyone thinks other than their pet war criminals, paramilitary thugs, and billionaire financiers. More contempt than usual I would say

I think the really consistent messaging of "fuck you eat shit" reflects a lack of concern for electoral strategy but I tend to be a little paranoid.

I guess we'll just wait and see!

Hm these people are not acting like they plan on having elections anytime soon

I gave your grandma ambien in the hospital and she keeps teleporting into the pantry to eat old coffee grinds

I love getting "topped" by my husband the pep boys mascot

JD you don't get to be a Christmas Adventurer even if you ball the Kirk widow. By-laws are very clear

Fascism is the same thing as communism which is why fascists murdered millions of communists worldwide throughout the 20th century and were so bummed out when the Soviet Union fell they had to pivot to islamophobia

Open the schools

You are a dork

Let's just say it's a bear market and you're freshly waxed my friend

This cracker reminds me of Brandt from the big lebowski

They were warning us about the lady ghostbusters to come

My favorite holiday of the year, when scaring the hoes is not only tolerated it's encouraged

The lady at the end is giving T2 Linda Hamilton so I have to give it at least seven thumbs up.

Feels like a movie where kinda dumb guys stumbled into semiotically rich territory not entirely on purpose, which is one of my favorite kinds

Shorted Twig emptying the dishwasher, now I'm sitting pretty in the poly bed with a stack of mr beast feastables

I can't believe Democrats want to shut down the government to give those guys healthcare

I would be friends with the guys from the descent I think

Back to muting commercials. What's old is new

Given the right time and right place, you could probably shatter the economy by saying in a meant to be overheard way that your teen called AI cheugy at the breakfast table

Popular with friends? Why would I care what those knuckleheads are looking at

They just need to add a line that goes from computer to me and says One Million dollar and I'll keep my trap shut about this boondoggle. Otherwise I'm gonna yap to the newspaper that it's a scam

You wanna get some exposure on some real toxic assets

Bro paid money for this

You can purchase a tranche of deez nuts

Is this about polyamory

Linus and Sally of Peanuts are in a pumpkin patch illuminated by a huge low full moon. they recoil in fear at the sight of a silhouette of a cow standing behind a table of crude tools.

it's the great lumpkin charlie brown!

every single day a united states congressman writes a tweet that alone would justify the construction of a giant blender

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

me after a few small beers