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The best part about it is knowing my job will be waiting for me and I will never fall prey to Events!

Going to take the cure at Baden. fortified wine enema. Tittering marquise, dry oats and vodka silver package shit I'm a senior bureaucrat in the czar's ministry don't count my money

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

It will be one of those inexplicable historical contingencies, how we carted him around and pampered his corrupt flesh while he spewed disgusting disgusting lies about his subjects, the world, life itself. I hope he gets a gilded pyramid at Mar a Lago that we can watch slide beneath the waves

no one can sneer at boy kings or madmen oracles or avuncular succession or ancestral mummies or any other nonsense while we suffer our senile emperor

i hope he gets to see hell before he leaves this world because i don't believe in the next

Under Woke 2.0 we will not infer the dimensions of the Gungus

(guy who becomes an instant expert on whatever is current events) Ah, a classic choke point. Fiendish gambit at the straits, and oft seen throughout history!

We hadn't seen so many flat whites strewn about since Hannibal brought his elephants over the alps

every few years society reinvents the "coffee flavored coffee" rant from first principles. in fact the first known incident of coffee-flavored-coffee induced rage dates to 1534 when Ahmad bin Abd al-Haqq al-Sunbati persuaded a group of listeners to destroy coffee shops in Cairo selling flat whites

Gungus contingencies maintained over the last several decades by bipartisan consensus were quietly scrapped at the beginning of 2025, a move the Gungus has called "Unwise, even for humanity. But I'm not complaining"

Wild that they fucked these up the store brand ones are v reliable

The advent of the Gungus has markets quaking this morning... So far it's just hovering over Manhattan, snaking stragglers into the hellmouth with its satanic appendages but traders worry much worse is on the way

MOUSEKA-GIGER [photo of HR Giger in a mouseketeer hat and holding an Oscar] ... As  fan of H.R. Giger, I have been collecting his prints and corresponding with him for some time. So, when he arrived in Los Angeles for the Academy Awards, I wasted no time in contacting him. Enclosed is a photograph of him posing with his award for ALIEN. He had just been to Disneyland the day before, which explains the hat. As a fan of STARLOG, I would like to share this picture with the readers. I’m sure they would enjoy seeing this Mouseka-Giger! Gary Randall 4094 Glenalbyn Dr. Los Angeles, CA 90065 PHOTO: GARY RANDALL

Here is a higher-res image of H.R. Giger holding his Oscar while wearing a Mickey Mouse hat, along with better alt text:

Was it the rectangle patty shape or the loose shredded taters

devising a new social media platform where you get three energy to spend every turn, posts can attack or defend, and the goal of the platform is slightly more obviously about defeating other commenters than here

She tried to warn us, cool maybe she should have tried to win

ore ida has the tater tot game solved and they know it. taking me to the freaking cleaners

share if you're a fan of the pascagoula humanoid, pascagoula humanoid hive rise up

I'm related to one of these dude real shit

If you had to choose between sating the greatest hunger or quenching the greatest thirst you know you're quenching every time. There's a reason you go Aaaaahhhhhhhh

That's where it becomes a dangerous game

Brother one thing I always got on my mind is the next beverage, whether it's a crisp polar seltzer or a coke with a maraschino cherry floating in it. Gonna make 100 little drinks a day until my ass floats on out of here

For the first time in humankind we unleash the potential of the beverage

In a how

Since i was 12 i have thought of ”send in the clowns” from the krusty comeback special at least once every 48 hours

Send in those soulful and doleful, shmaltz-by-the-bowlful... clowns

Yelling at anyone about their vote is pathetic cope. Grow up you're playing the stupid fucking game they made up to keep you busy

Whenever electoralism is at risk of actually precipitating change the Greedy and Wealthy will rig the game. This is true the world over

People really have an unrealistic idea of how much voting matters or what it actually does. It's a sideshow to real power, which is unchecked wealth and greed