Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity

new mom mispronunciation just dropped: Ted Lazlo

we’ve known Sam (Sam Sam) for like a year now and can verify his decency. one time he showed up to a party a day early so he just washed all my dishes. Sagittarius, mid to late 20s.

Sam (Sam Sam) from craft circle is looking for a roommate, urgently. I think he has to be out by the end of the month? KC area, I don’t think he really has any preferences other than ASAP. spread the word.

hot girls CAN have frizzy hair!! dammit!

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

plarn.

This is a good analogy. Very useful in carefully controlled settings for specific usages, but unfortunately being widely inserted into everything and used without training or PPE and poisoning a lot of things and people and we’re going to pay a tonne of money to remove it safely in the future

a tree trunk with knots that look kinda like a face

u know how sometimes you see a rock or a chair or something and it kinda looks like it has a face and you think "aww it's like a little guy"

that's why the chatbot feels alive to you. humans seek personhood everwhere.

I do not like this gen AI
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere

i wanna burn my mouth on this hot mini corn dog so bad.

CoreCivic in Leavenworth: Reformed or Human Rights Abuser? We’ll Talk to Prison Guards and Residents • KKFI On March 10, the Leavenworth City Commission is about to give permission for the Core Civic private prison there to reopen as an ICE jail, giving the government over 1000 beds to fill. This week on th...

KKFI 90.1 FM is planning a radio show exploring the experiences of people formerly detained and employed at CoreCivic. Karla Juarez, AIRR KC’s Executive Director, will join the conversation.

Tune in:
🎧 Thursday, March 5th at 6:00pm
🎧 Friday, March 6th at 5:00am

Find more info and listen here ⬇️

i have clipped my nails down to stubbies, filed them to anatomically appropriate shape/ sloughed and sloughed at my cuticles and now they are oiled and angelic/ i am a new woman/ my new cuticle regime will stick this time/ i will have long luscious naturals/ i really mean it this time/

A blue bra, tangled with a red straw, on a piece of pavement littered with detritus.

I found your bra cold and wet.
It wonders where you went.

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

“I don’t want to inconvenience you” well maybe im a sick fuck who likes helping people

they hate to see mister pussy winning at comedy on the webbed sites

Everybody gets hit with Body Stuff, but white women and the thinness thing is just diabolical. Like…they want y’all to look you’ve been surviving off cotton balls soaked in milk and roach carcasses.

it almost seems like solution is we can’t count on electing democrats to save us and maybe we have to do more than November in even numbered years…

boys are just always playing this game of Lady or Robot: Whomst is Doing My Dirty Work?

communication is a real developed skill that the misinformation machine can’t recreate effectively but techbros who can’t communicate themselves will never understand that!!

like with the invention of dishwashers, vacuum cleaners, and dryers: technology doesn’t save us labor, it only raises the standards by which our labor is judged. if AI makes you more productive, you will simply be expected to produce more!! with a smile!!

Cartoon titled "know the work rules". The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny" The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools. The woman fearfully picks up the Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

know the funny papers rules

YOU CAN FIGHT ICE BY ANNOYING THEM - MESS UP THEIR FOOD/DRINK ORDERS - LOSE THEIR TICKETS/RESERVATIONS - OVERTIGHTEN LUG NUTS, STRIP SPARK PLUGS - GIVE THEM INCORRECT BUT REAL-SOUNDING INFORMATION - RECORD THEM WITH YOUR PHONES - DISRUPT THEM WITH LOUD NOISES (CAR ALARMS, MUSIC, BANGING METAL) AND BRIGHT LIGHTS (FLASHLIGHTS, HEADLIGHTS) - SHAME THEM Fuck yeah THE FASCISTS WANT COMPLACENCY. DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM. Fuck them White supremacist IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE «MISTAKES"

Monkey wrenching is such an under appreciated form of protest

Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

I'll shop at Target again when they offer free meeting/organizing space for abolitionists and mutual aid groups.

I'll shop at Target again when they set up free urgent care facilities and free showers for unhoused people.

I'll shop at Target again when they set up a wing in every store that's a free store where neighbors drop off stuff that other neighbors can take FOR FREE. Also featuring a bank of community fridges.

[I hold out the dry erase marker so you can add your comment to the whiteboard]

putting a “good faith” clause in my wish and watching my genie explode

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.