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Professional art director/illustrator/comedy photoshopper. Follow me for good pics and photos of ham I sometimes feed the sparrows too.

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Spoon and Fork

10.03.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everything should start "Come on please"

09.03.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I coincidentally did, for shame, do exactly this the other week. Put a photo in ChatGPT and asked it what bolt I needed to fix the chair then ordered it online. It turned up and it worked. I also did it with a weird lightbulb.

09.03.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I bet it was Nick Rotten what done it

09.03.2026 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun though eh?

07.03.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you type in squaredle today the board spins round

07.03.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spoilers!

07.03.2026 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also find that. I’m lucky as a designer because if I start making a book or comic or whatever as well as doing the actual creative I can focus on the furniture around it, the folios, the contents, the cover etc and then I know exactly how much I have to fill and can start just pouring it on page.

07.03.2026 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will not be giving anyone a pound. I got it.

07.03.2026 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah. Got it.

07.03.2026 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone gets this I’ll give them a pound.

07.03.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A 20 letter word starting with fou and ending dle yeah right…

A 20 letter word starting with fou and ending dle yeah right…

What the fuck squardle??

07.03.2026 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump scattering the Epstein files in the air as he rides on the back of a massive bomb being dropped on the Gulf

Donald Trump scattering the Epstein files in the air as he rides on the back of a massive bomb being dropped on the Gulf

What #FreshHell is this?

06.03.2026 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

If I’d had a few more reviews like that! Tbh issue 3 was my fave

06.03.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought he had

06.03.2026 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The dire straits optics…

06.03.2026 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Still got a box full of that issue…

06.03.2026 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't give me ideas…

06.03.2026 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for the suggestion

06.03.2026 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(This is basically an unused cover image pitch so I thought I'd invent a new magazine to use it on instead of it going to waste)

06.03.2026 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Donald Trump scattering the Epstein files in the air as he rides on the back of a massive bomb being dropped on the Gulf

Donald Trump scattering the Epstein files in the air as he rides on the back of a massive bomb being dropped on the Gulf

What #FreshHell is this?

06.03.2026 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Potty training day 12…

06.03.2026 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You know people can hear your music when you’re wearing AirPods right?

05.03.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now that is rugged.

05.03.2026 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure there’s bad dolphins out there

04.03.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0