Jess Kicks Rocks

Would be a shame if folks flooded the submissions with folks making jokes about Paul Polosi and the Minnesota lawmakers. You know, kind of like this one.

Like a dog lifting its leg on everything to mark territory…..

Yay it’s Reclaiming My Time…um time again! And yes it’s Noem getting trashed again!

Mike Waltz gave up his seat in Congress to be fired within 100 days lolz

👊🇺🇸🔥

Raskin: The lowest 100 day approval rating since polling began. He controlled the agenda. He controlled the House, the Senate— he’s got everything going for him and his numbers are in the gutter

"What’s that old expression? Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining?"

Don't listen to me.

Listen to Dave Portnoy about how bad the first 100 days of Trump's term have been.

FBI director says a judge accused of helping someone evade immigration agents has been arrested FBI Director Kash Patel says a Wisconsin county judge accused of helping a man avoid immigration enforcement has been arrested.

BREAKING: The FBI arrested a Wisconsin county judge accused of helping a man avoid immigration enforcement in escalation of Trump's fight with the judiciary.

RFK Jr’s comments about autistic people made a lot of folks feel like they had to list their accomplishments.

To prove the value of their life.

Your value doesn’t depend on being able to meet work requirements or write poetry.

It just is.

Don’t let these sick men make you question your worth.

Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: “Yes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”

Say it with us: Constitutional crisis

Kilmar Abrego Garcia lived in Maryland with his wife and their three children, and has never been charged with any crime.

The Department of Homeland Security issued him a work permit, and he joined a union, working full time as a sheet metal apprentice.

WATCH: @jessicatarlov.bsky.social cuts through Judge Jeanine’s gaslighting and delivers the inconvenient truth about #KilmarAbregoGarcia to Fox’s audience (and her complicit colleagues)

Seth Rogen presenting the Breakthrough Prize for physics (Getty)

“It’s amazing that others in this room underwrote electing a man who, in the last week, single-handedly destroyed all of American science. It’s amazing how much good science you can destroy with $320 million and RFK Jr, very fast.”

— Seth Rogen’s censored remarks presenting the Breakthrough Prize

Jon Stewart Breaks Down Where Trump Ranks on the Authoritarian Scale Trump's refusal to return a man illegally deported and desire to deport US citizens, led Jon Stewart to compare Trump to authoritarian counterparts

“I did not think we would get this authoritarian this fast,” Stewart said. “I really didn’t. I’m sorry. Who could’ve known? Maybe if somebody out there had yelled at me on @bsky.app about this, I would have known. But no one did, except every day, in all caps.”

Apr 19 protest at Kiener Plaza

Several protests are being planned around Missouri, but here is one in downtown #stl (50501) Apr 19. #nokings #nomusk

🏆 @rollingstone.com wins the Headline of the Day Award

This is how it’s done. At least someone understands the assignment.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Here is the situation if I’m understanding it correctly:

1. They are deporting lawful immigrants erroneously to prisons overseas

2. They are claiming no recourse to return these individuals

3. They say they are open to deporting citizens in the same way

I love this! 👇🏻

It's not just measles.

Cases of whooping cough have skyrocketed more than 1,500% since 2021, as vaccination rates have dipped.

In the past 6 months, two babies in Louisiana have died.

Such critical reporting @deldeib.bsky.social + @sheinvestigates.bsky.social

www.propublica.org/article/whoo...

We found the government “waste, fraud, and abuse”.

I didn’t want this to happen.

I voted for the smart black lady.

Democratic leadership: you have the people’s mandate. Today showed that. We got your back. FIGHT.

Original Post Credit www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2KthGK6/

🤣🤣🤣 #recession #tariffs #liberation

Trump Launches Trade War With Penguins, Not Putin Donald Trump’s new global trade war declaration will place tariffs on America’s economic allies and Arctic waterfowl, but not Russia.

Donald Trump’s obsession with tariffs has taken a dark turn, one that might be comedic gold if it weren’t about to cost Americans so much hard-earned cash.

TESLA SALES IN COLLAPSE

Tesla suffered its biggest sales decline in the company’s history as sales fell 13% in the first quarter amid massive backlash against Elon Musk.

Tesla delivered 50K fewer cars from a year ago, and fell 72K cars short of analyst expectations.

Crawford wins in Wisconsin!!!!!!!!

Very very big and important victory. And a loss could have been calamitous in coming years for gerrymandering, voting rights, abortion and a lot more.

Most expensive judicial election by far in US history.

Her opponent campaigned in a MAGA hat.

A good day.