Satan: "You promised me the prince of darkness"
God: "no i SAID I was sending a vicious demon. Not my fault you thought of the wrong guy. Anyway gotta go theres a Black Sabbath concert starting in 10 minutes. Im kinda excited."

Rest in piss Brother

I've never been a fan of Mexican food but today seems like a good day for TACOs

Been in this cave in my MC world for over a month. Place down a portal and it linked to my old portal, which killed me. Ran back through the portal to get my stuff and it created a new portal so all my shit is gone now. I may delete the world now cause fuck that bullshit

Started a new Minecraft world and was leaving my base to explore a new ravine i found. On the way I found a small cave. I havent left that cave for 4 weeks and currently forget where the ravine was that I was going to. This cave has been absolutely massive.

It's times like this when I think, thank God I was already broke. I couldn't imagine looking at the DOW dropping 4k if it actually meant a damn thing to me. I would say I'm roasting marshmallows on the dumpster fire but God knows we can't afford luxuries like Marshmallows.

Started playing Solo Leveling Arise again after watching season 2 and I gotta say....nope. Thomas Andre is a Florida man through and through and you're telling me that not only is he not from Florida he's NOT FROM AMERICA. What the fuck!?!

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The Finale has come. No I didn't finish the game, not even close still have Gerudo town and Goronville left BUT I was discharged from the hospital last week so I'm home and trying to be more active. Sadly that means the temporary halt to TotK. Thanks to those who followed along. Twas fun

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I've stopped for now. Decided to try and finish Scarlet(I'm remembering why I stopped playing tho so maybe more TotK)

Whenever I'm feeling dumb I log onto the bird app and realize that I'm a fucking mensa member over there.

Oh yeah. It's by far not the weirdest thing I dislike. :) Bacon, Pie, Ice Cream all among the foods I don't like. 🤷‍♂️

Even tho I'm fat, I don't really like any BBQ, so for me they all suck. :)

Always. The bandwagon is like a tardis, much bigger on the inside. :)

As an Eagles fan...this is kinda funny.

Welcome aboard the bandwagon, even temporarily. We welcome all KC Haters. There's free soft pretzels, cheesesteaks, scrapple and tastykakes in the back.

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There's a path in the lookout base thing. I followed it. Now im wondering if I've found all the nooks and crannies.

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I downloaded Arcane Rush Battlegrounds....so link is just chilling in Lurelin Village cause I keep dying.

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Finally finished the 3rd Labyrinth
Got the entire Evil set. Now to figure out how to unlock the armor women flower people

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I spent all day traversing the depths in an attempt to find the Tunic of the WIND, using a guide from da internet. I found...the Tunic of the WILD. :( now im spending today looking for the correct Tunic. :(

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I've just been fucking around in the depths. Found a bunch of mines and unlocked Autobuild. Also fucked up Kohga for the first time. Now im just fucking around before I have to inevitably start the shitty regions of the game. :)

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I got ballsy and went back to the colosseum to fight the Thunder Gleeok. Got him about 25% down. Not geared enough for it yet. Need infinity keese eyes. Also freed Deku. PS: hands worse than Phantom Ganon by a mile. Part of me now wants to build a car and just drive around for a bit

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Haven't played in a couple days, spent yesterday finishing the Necropolis.

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Found a Lynel. Still a bitch but I managed to run hot with Flurry Rush timing and kill him. Also spent the last 2 days looking for treasure the depths. Found 2 son far. Also finally upgraded my energy and figured out what to do with Poes.

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Me: oooo sky rocks, let's climb them...oh there's a tornado in the sky...oh there's a ship in the tornado??? *explores ship* Nothing works what is happening *2 hours later* i probably need to find the bird fuckers. *finds bird fuckers* *climbs back to ship*, where's young bird fucker ughh

I just used Moleman on Spidey. Just ignored the node and accepted it took 4 revives. :)

Is it fucked up that when I post a condescending reply to a MAGAt on the bird app I always end it with "Pip pip cheerio?" Cause I feel like it's fucked up and I love it

Ranked Odin for Culs God's, ranked Guilly for Carina, ranked Sinister for Mutant and ranked Adam for 10th Anniversary. I've reached a point in the endgame where ranking specific champs for a single run of everest content is fine with me. Cheeilth may also go to. Now to wait for more revives from DSE

How in the Hyrulean Hell am I meant to get that green stone from all the way down their all the way up here. I'm a swordsman for fuck sake not a bird....birds do I gotta go to the fucking furry people and get there sage powers for this shit.

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Really missing the floaty island shit above Zora Domain. Normal gravity is so boring now.

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Finished the Link and Sidon pretend to be Yuji and Todo quest. It was amazing. Arguably better than BotW. I loved the floaty bits ascending to the top of the shit. I love the Flux Construct. Everything but that final boss. The Muctorok was annoying and felt unbalanced, or I'm just bad

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Flux Construct 2 was much more difficult to cheese than Flux Construct 3 was. I had to fight it legit and couldn't just hide behind for 90% of the fight. But he is dead. In other news, I gotta spend some time cooking.